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Women of SNL sing musical number begging Robert Mueller to ‘prove that Trump colluded’

The women cast members of Saturday Night Live ended the show with a musical number parodying All I Want For Christmas Is You’ with ‘you’ being Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

The regular female players – Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Melissa Villaseñor, Heidi Gardner, and Ego Nwodim – sang of their wish to see Mueller issue an indictment against President Donald Trump.

As the musical number begins, a portrait of Mueller wearing a Santa hat drops down from the roof.

‘I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need,’ they sang…

‘And I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree…

Saturday Night Live ended with a musical number by its female cast members parodying All I Want For Christmas. Seen above from left to right: Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones

Melissa Villaseñor (left) also joined in the singing, which included lyrics about the Special Counsel's investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election

Melissa Villaseñor (left) also joined in the singing, which included lyrics about the Special Counsel’s investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election

The women sing: ¿I just want a simple thing and the joy that it will bring¿ The report is finally due - all I want for Christmas is you - you baby¿¿ Cast members Ego Nwodim (left) and Heidi Gardner (right) are seen above

The women sing: ‘I just want a simple thing and the joy that it will bring… The report is finally due – all I want for Christmas is you – you baby…’ Cast members Ego Nwodim (left) and Heidi Gardner (right) are seen above

‘I just want a simple thing and the joy that it will bring…

‘The report is finally due – all I want for Christmas is you – you baby…’

At this point the portrait of Mueller comes down from the ceiling.

‘This needs to be done by Christmas,’ the song continues.

‘I need a fricking ounce of cheer…I just want really want my life back…

‘Oh, my god it’s been two years…

‘I don’t need it full impeachment…

‘But we just need a little fun…’

The women sing that they’d gladly accept an indictment against Donald Trump Jr.

‘Please tell us we aren’t crazy…at least indict his oldest son…

‘Think of breaking news and Giuliani’s interview, we’re all in full bloom…

As the musical number begins, a portrait of Mueller wearing a Santa hat drops down from the roof

As the musical number begins, a portrait of Mueller wearing a Santa hat drops down from the roof

‘All I want for Christmas is you…’

The women then implore Mueller to ‘hurry, baby.’

‘We are sick of tiny nibble, we need a true entree…

‘You better prove that Trump colluded…and that he kidnapped Jon Benet…

‘We won’t ask for much this Christmas, but at least throw us a bone…

‘Tell us what the hell is happening, and who the F is Roger Stone…

‘We don’t need a long-ass dock, just a single payback stock…

‘Mueller, please come through because the only option is a coup…

‘Oh, I got the whole thing laid out, out on my kitchen floor…

‘And if you can’t lock Trump up, least he’ll be super poor…

‘Can all the crooks be gone…remember Mueller, bring us a sense of normalcy…

‘Where everything doesn’t feel so completely upside down and out of control…

‘Because I can’t take anymore anxiety medication!’

The women sing about not needing a lot for Christmas, ‘just a perfect magic spell to solve the world’s problems’ by ‘putting the white guy in a cell.’

‘I just want to sleep at night, please make sure your taste is right…

‘And make this wish come true, because all we want for Christmas is you.’ 

Read more at DailyMail.co.uk


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