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2017’s funniest tweets about married life

  • Bored Panda has shared its selection of the funniest tweets about marriage
  • One woman persuaded husband to do shopping by ‘forgetting’ his beer
  • Another established dominance by brazenly taking over his phone charger
  • A man had to tell his wife, 35, to share the princess crown with their daughter  

By Siofra Brennan For Mailonline

Published: 11:46 GMT, 29 December 2017 | Updated: 13:03 GMT, 29 December 2017

  • Retired vicar, 79, is left homeless after selling his…
  • Mother of the bride: Doria Ragland was seen in Los Angeles on Thursday after spending the holiday away from her daughter Meghan MarkleMeghan Markle’s mother Doria is seen for the first time…
  • Annabelle Falkholt (pictured), the younger sister of Home and Away actress Jessica, has died three days after a horror Boxing Day car crash which also claimed the lives of her parents Home and Away actress’ sister, 21, dies three days after…
  • Murdered on Christmas Eve: Missing barmaid, 22, who was…
  •  Domingo Bulacio (pictured, left, in a file photo) remained impassive as he received his sentence on WednesdayArgentine man is jailed for 12 years after fathering…
  • The horrific incident occurred as medics struggled to deliver a premature child at a hospital in Tartagal, northwestern Argentina. Pictured: The baby's remains, which were taken home by the devastated parents in a box ‘They told me that the baby’s head was inside of me’:…
  • The residents of Rillington Place, in London's Notting Hill gather outside Number 10, where murderer John Christie lived during his reign of terror in the 1940s and 50s. This image was shot on April 18, 1953 - the year he was hangedThe ordinary British streets that hide a sinister secret:…
  • Natasha Claus, 36, was sentenced to 13 months in jail for a string of offences, including punching a blind manWoman who was caught riding naked on a motorcycle,…
  • Former British spy Ewen MontaguSpy who masterminded Operation Mincemeat was granted…
  • Horror: At least 12 people have been killed, including a one-year-old child, in a fire that broke out Thursday evening in Bronx, the north of New York CityMother dies cradling her baby in inferno that killed 12…
  • Tyler Barney, a high school student in Mt Juliet, said he made the discovery that decreased performance has to do with phones lithium-ion batteries when his iPhone 6s 'became buggy,'REVEALED: The 17-year-old high school student who exposed…
  • Police were called to Westferry Road (pictured) to a report of a woman injured after having a noxious substance thrown on herWoman, 26, suffers life-changing injuries after acid was…
  • Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps was found in bed with a boytoy half her age and not her ex-husband Tom D'Agostino before her arrest over the weekend in Palm Beach, Florida. The two married last December (pictured) and split in AugustEXCLUSIVE: RHONY star Luann, 52, WAS NOT in bed with her…
  • A dog walker was spotted taking his two pets out for a walk this morning in the Malvern Hills in Worcestershire as snow continued to cover parts of the countryBrits shiver through coldest night of the year as…
  • Shanta MyersPICTURED: Murdered lesbian couple and their two children…
  • Pump it up: Matt Lauer was spotted on Thursday driving a house guest to the train station in the HamptonsOut in the cold: Matt Lauer chauffeurs house guest while…
  • PC Dave Fields, pictured, died after his BMW 3 Series was involved in a collision with a Citroen C3 heading the opposite direction on the A57  in Sheffield on Christmas Day Police officer who died in head-on horror smash on…
  • A Zimbabwean family has been marooned at Bangkok's main airport for two months drawing comparisons with the Tom Hanks film, The Terminal. Their predicament first emerged after a Thai Facebook user posted a photo of himself giving one of the children a Christmas present (pictured)Zimbabwean family have been stuck in Bangkok airport for…



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