An overly-exuberant couple have been shamed by angry neighbours who claim their noisy sexual activities is disturbing locals during the summer months.
A neighbour complained about the loud sexual noises coming from the house in Stapleford, Nottingham and compared the woman’s sounds to ‘a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig’ in the damning Facebook post.
The post claimed the lovers had been making love at an address in Stapleford, Nottinghamshire.
The anonymous neighbour shared the post on the group ‘Spotted: Stapleford’, which has more than 11,000 likes on its page.
The hilarious post was shared on the Facebook group ‘Spotted: Stapleford’ earlier today and has amassed hundreds of likes
The message asks the enthuastic lovers to quieten down or and ‘please think about ALL your very close neighbours who also have their windows open’.
It goes on to add the person writing the post ‘enjoys listening to a good romp as much as the next person’ before adding they were not a fan of the sounds being made by the woman.
The post has racked up more than 200 likes and has been shared a dozen times.
Other people who have seen the post have shared their enjoyment of the post, although one local claimed the sex is so loud neighbours need earplugs.
The full post read: ‘I know the heat and sunshine makes us all a bit horny.
‘But please think about ALL your very close neighbours who also have their windows open!
‘And before anyone gets on at me for moaning….I enjoy listening to a good romp as much as the next person but she sounded like a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig!
‘So please, next time, close your windows. Or at least make sounds that the rest of us can appreciate? Thanks!!’
Other members of the group could not contain their enjoyment at the post, describing it as ‘brilliant’ and ‘hilarious’ (not the houses where the alleged incident took place)
Other members of the group could not contain their enjoyment at the post, describing it as ‘brilliant’ and ‘hilarious’.
One user even claimed the anonymous neighbour was ‘jealous’.
A group member joked: ‘We’ll have to keep the noise down next time.’
Another wrote: ‘Is it bad that I know who this is about and before anyone comments it’s not me.’
People were quick to comment on the video, which has been shared more than a dozen times on Facebook
One user posted: ‘I’m sorry but this made me LOL.’
A friend responded to that comment: ‘You wouldn’t be LOL when you listen to it believe me. Trust me we need ear plugs.’
And another user wrote: ‘Is everyone standing in the street listening?’
Another comment joked that it was a young virgin playing noises through his stereo to make his parents think he had a woman round.