Are these the rudest Tinder profiles ever?

Student Emily, 22 , from Leeds uses banana emojis to break the ice 

Rebecca, 21, Exeter: Hospital Dispatcher

Tinder bio: Not as grumpy IRL as I look in photos.

Opening line: A sassy GIF of Beyoncé or Honey Boo Boo.

Best date: It’s also my worst. We had oysters at the beach. We both felt so ill, and my bus wasn’t for two hours.

Will swipe right for: Rebellious-looking people

Will swipe left because of: Photos of the back of their head!

Hospital dispatcher Rebecca, 21, from Exeter assures people she's not as grumpy in real life as she appears in photos 

Hospital dispatcher Rebecca, 21, from Exeter assures people she’s not as grumpy in real life as she appears in photos 

Alison, 20, Manchester: Student

Tinder bio: Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side? To Scan-da-navy-in.”

Opening line: A GIF of a woman waving frantically. People reply 90% of the time

Best date: The zoo. You don’t have to worry about finding something to say.

Will swipe right for: Someone smartly dressed who looks relaxed

Will swipe left because of: Men in white jeans.

Student Alison, 20, from Manchester attracts attention with a GIF of a woman waving frantically

Student Alison, 20, from Manchester attracts attention with a GIF of a woman waving frantically

Immy, 18, Surrey: Student

Tinder bio: Happy chap

Opening line: ‘Hola!’ Often they’ll be like, ‘Oh, are you Spanish?’ and I’m like, ‘No…’ It’s worked every time.

Best date: Playing Topgolf

Will swipe right for: Good looks

Will swipe left for: A crude bio or a plethora of group photos  

Susan, 23, London: Account executive 

Tinder bio: Need someone to share pasta with, eating it on your own can get cannelloni sometimes

Opening line: Would you rather have your commute narrated by David Attenborough or your internal monologue by Morgan Freeman? 

Best date: With a boy I met on holiday. We went for dinner on a sunny rooftop, followed by a late-night trip to the beach.

Will swipe right for: Tall, dark and handsome – and smiling

Will swipe left because of: Topless bed selfies and Thailand tiger gap-year pictures. 

Susan, 23, from London's opening gambit is: 'Would you rather have your commute narrated by David Attenborough or your internal monologue by Morgan Freeman?'

Susan, 23, from London’s opening gambit is: ‘Would you rather have your commute narrated by David Attenborough or your internal monologue by Morgan Freeman?’

Ellie, 22, London: Student 

Tinder bio: I’d try and woo you with herb and fish jokes, but I don’t know if this is the thyme or the plaice

Opening line: I hope you like my chat-up line”, then I send a line emoji.

Best date: At some hidden waterfalls in Greece. It was a cool adventure. 

Will swipe right for: A funny bio

Will swipe left because of: Topless selfies. 



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