Are these the worst dating stories EVER? Singles share their hilariously terrible experiences

Part of the fun of being single is being able to date lots of different people.

And while meeting a prospective partner is now easier than ever, chances are not every date you go on will be a winner.

A Facebook page called Bad Dates of Melbourne has brought together the best of the worst dating tales – from the hilarious to downright disastrous.

Here, FEMAIL brings you the most tragic, terrifying and truly terrible stories from the site.

If you’re single and dating, chances are not every date you go on will be a winner (stock image)

Instant regret

Going out on a first date is always a thrilling prospect, unless of course the person turns out to be so badly behaved, you regret the moment you met.  

One person revealed how they had been asked on a date by a person they fancied who worked at their local shops:

‘Three days later, he picked me up – instant regret,’ they wrote on the Facebook page.

Going out on a first date is always a thrilling prospect, unless of course the person turns out to be someone so badly behaved, you regret the moment you met (stock image)

Going out on a first date is always a thrilling prospect, unless of course the person turns out to be someone so badly behaved, you regret the moment you met (stock image)

He drove some kinda sports car and as soon as we pulled up to the first red light at the main intersection, he turns to the car next to ours, grips his steering wheel and yells, “LET’S GO C***!!”.

‘Dinner was lame, and afterwards, he wanted to go to Coles next door to, “Check out the competition” and talk to me about the EFTPOS terminals.

‘We then make a pit stop to a bottle shop so he could buy Cruisers.

‘I ended the date by pretending I had a headache. Never replied to any of his messages.’

Gobsmacking hilarious

Another shared how they were chatting to someone at a bar when the person they were speaking to casually proposed buying them a drink, which they accepted:

‘Some time goes by, I’m slowly sipping my free drink, and I see him chatting up another girl.

‘He starts walking up to me… and without saying a word, takes the half drunk beverage he bought me out of my hand – and gives it to the new girl he’s chatting up.

‘It was gobsmackingly hilarious.’

'It was gobsmackingly hilarious,' wrote one person about their experience of meeting someone in a bar (stock image)

‘It was gobsmackingly hilarious,’ wrote one person about their experience of meeting someone in a bar (stock image)

No apologies

‘He was an athlete with an amazing body,’ this person posts begins.

‘I felt a migraine coming on… but didn’t want to cancel the date.

‘We went to Knox Ozone to the most terrible Irish pub. One drink in and I had to run to the ladies and vomit.

‘I went back to my date without saying a word… and pashed him in the car park after [sic].

They ended their missive writing: ‘I have no regrets.’

This may well be the worst date… ever

When it comes to shocking dates, this person’s account may be one of the worst of all time.

They wrote how their date began with having to use the bathroom at their date’s home – an experience so bad they not only had to pick a path through the mess, when they got there they had to ‘hover’ as it was never cleaned.

 Another person shared details of what may be the worst date of all time - one that started in a filthy sports car and ended with them having to pick up the bill for dinner (stock image)

 Another person shared details of what may be the worst date of all time – one that started in a filthy sports car and ended with them having to pick up the bill for dinner (stock image)

Next, they revealed how their date suggested they take his brand new – but predictably filthy – sports car to dinner:

‘No surprise – the ashtray is overflowing and there’s half eaten food everywhere,’ they wrote.

‘We arrive and he starts dinner by abusing the waiter. It was embarrassing. I go to the bathroom – and he knocks on the door telling me to hurry up.

‘When the bill came, he asked me, “Did you pick up my credit card from my house?”.

‘I think if I did that would be a problem. I had to f****** pay. I was furious. I faked being sick so he would take me back to my car. 



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