Astrology meme account reveals the best ‘cures’ for boredom for each star sign

A popular astrology meme account has revealed the best ‘cures’ for boredom for each star sign as people around the country remain quarantined inside their homes amid the coronavirus pandemic. 

Courtney Perkins, the writer behind the Instagram account @notallgeminis, considered the attributes of all 12 astrological signs when she compiled a humorous list of things people can do to keep busy now that they can no longer go out and socialize. 

‘It’d be cool if y’all were nice in the comments if I made a mistake but also def trust health professionals over an astrology meme account in terms of life advice,’ she captioned the first set of astrology memes. 

Perfect timing: Courtney Perkins, the writer behind the Instagram account @notallgeminis, has revealed best ‘cures’ for boredom for each star sign in a series of astrology memes 

Aries 

The first sign of the zodiac is ruled by Mars, the planet of desire, action, and energy. Aries are impulsive, passionate, and sometimes bossy, but they never have any problem stealing the spotlight. 

Keeping that in mind, Courtney chose a wide breadth of physical activities to keep Aries occupied, ranging from energy-burning workouts to intimate self-care. 

‘Do jumping jacks. Walk around your neighborhood at off-peak hours and keep a safe distance from anyone you may see. Furiously masturbate,’ she wrote. 

Smart: Each meme features activities people can do while hunkering down inside their homes amid the coronavirus pandemic. She suggested that Tauruses use their free time to cook

Smart: Each meme features activities people can do while hunkering down inside their homes amid the coronavirus pandemic. She suggested that Tauruses use their free time to cook 

Taurus

Taurus is the stable, practical, and down-to-earth sign of the zodiac that puts great thought and effort into their relationships. Ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, a Taurus wants the best of everything and to enjoy life as much as possible. 

Great food is important for those who are born under this sign and cooking is something that comes naturally to them. 

Courtney recommended that Tauruses use their free time to cook delicious meals and cuddle up for a movie night. 

‘Make a cozy a** pillow fort. Learn Molly Baz recipes,’ she wrote, referencing the food editor at Bon Appétit. ‘Watch the rom-coms of your youth. Snuggle.’

Advice: Knowing that Geminis needs to communicate in some way, Courtney suggested they join Letterboxd, a social network where film lovers can write and share reviews

Advice: Knowing that Geminis needs to communicate in some way, Courtney suggested they join Letterboxd, a social network where film lovers can write and share reviews

Gemini 

Gemini is the most sociable, communicative, and versatile sign of the zodiac. The sign is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, technology, and the mind, so it’s no wonder Geminis are social butterflies. 

People who were born under this sign like to flaunt every aspect of their life and keep busy with texts, emails, and instant messages. 

Knowing that Geminis needs to communicate in some way, Courtney suggested they join Letterboxd, a social network where film lovers can write and share reviews.  

‘Get a Letterboxd account and go review all of your favorite and least favorite movies. You love offering your opinions and making lists. This is a great way to kill time,’ she noted. 

Plan: Courtney advised bored Cancers to focus on caring for their beloved pets and self-improvement when they're not spending time reminiscing about the past

Plan: Courtney advised bored Cancers to focus on caring for their beloved pets and self-improvement when they’re not spending time reminiscing about the past

Cancer

Cancers are caring, sensitive, and nurturing by nature. Ruled by the ever-changing moon, Cancers tend to be moody and are constantly changing their emotions. 

Because they are nurturing and protective of others, they tend to act like an unofficial mom to everyone in their life. 

Courtney advised bored Cancers to focus on caring for their beloved pets and self-improvement when they’re not spending time reminiscing about the past. 

‘Cuddle with your pets Maybe teach them a new trick,’ she wrote. ‘Take FaceTime lessons and learn an instrument. Tap into your nostalgia and watch old movies.’

Lots to do: Courtney offered Leos a mix of attention-grabbing activities as well as a philanthropical way to clean out their cluttered closets

Lots to do: Courtney offered Leos a mix of attention-grabbing activities as well as a philanthropical way to clean out their cluttered closets

Leo

Leos are confident, demanding, and leaders of the zodiac. The sign is ruled by the Sun, and naturally, Leos like to be the center of attention.  

They tend to be spontaneous, and they typically don’t think twice about buying a new outfit on a whim if they think it will boost their appearance. 

Courtney offered Leos a mix of attention-grabbing activities as well as a philanthropical way to clean out their cluttered closets. 

‘Sing loudly. Find new musicians you like. Call your friends. Tap into your creative side. Take nudes,’ she advised. ‘Clean out all of the things you haven’t worn in six months and vow to take them to the thrift store when it’s safe again.’ 

At-home chef: The meme writer suggested that Virgos take the opportunity to challenge themselves in the kitchen while minimizing the need for grocery store runs

At-home chef: The meme writer suggested that Virgos take the opportunity to challenge themselves in the kitchen while minimizing the need for grocery store runs 

Virgo 

Virgos are shy, analytical, and perfectionists. They don’t speak unless they have something worthy to say.

Ruled by Mercury, the planet of mind and communication, Virgos are detail-oriented and have a tendency to analyze everything. Those who are born under this sign are also drawn to service and are never one to shy away from helping someone in need.

Courtney suggested that Virgos take the opportunity to challenge themselves in the kitchen while minimizing the need for grocery store runs by using SuperCook, a search engine that lets people find recipes with the ingredients they have at home 

‘Become a master chef,’ she wrote. ‘Use SuperCook to search for recipes using only the ingredients you have in your house. Write. Do the project you always say you want to do.’

Helping the economy: Courtney has advised Libras to put their love of shopping to good use during these uncertain times

Helping the economy: Courtney has advised Libras to put their love of shopping to good use during these uncertain times

Libra 

Libras are diplomatic, sociable, and artistic. They are social butterflies who love connecting with others.

The sign is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, and like Venus-ruled Taurus, Libras love to be surrounded by beauty and art. 

Keeping that in mind, Courtney has advised Libras to put their love of shopping to good use during these uncertain times. 

‘Shop online. Buy gift cards to places you’ll want to buy things from later, and give a present to your future self while supporting the economy,’ she suggested. ‘Go on a social media spiral of finding new favorite graphic designers and artists.’

Hard to resist: Courtney recommended that Scorpios pass the time by binge-watching one of the most thrilling series on television

Hard to resist: Courtney recommended that Scorpios pass the time by binge-watching one of the most thrilling series on television

Scorpio 

Scorpios are passionate, deep, and mysterious, portraying either a funny or flirty side depending on their mood.

Ruled by Pluto, the planet of power and control, Scorpios have an incredible capacity for concentration.

Courtney recommended that they pass the time by binge-watching one of the most thrilling series on television. 

‘Watch all of Killing Eve on Hulu. Season 3 comes back soon and it’s full of sexy intrigue and mystery. Things you love!’ she noted. 

Good ideas: Courtney suggested a variety of activities to keep Sagittarians' brains stimulated, including the film review social network Letterboxd

Good ideas: Courtney suggested a variety of activities to keep Sagittarians’ brains stimulated, including the film review social network Letterboxd

Sagittarius

Sagittarians are optimistic, adventurous, and humorous, which is what makes them so attractive to other people.

The sign is ruled by Jupiter, the planet of expansions and big things. Sagittarians love to travel spend a great deal of their time discovering new and interesting places.

Courtney suggested a variety of activities to keep Sagittarians’ brains stimulated, including the film review social network Letterboxd.  

‘Whip out the board games, the puzzles, the crosswords. Read, she advised. ‘You crave stimulation. Go find it. You’d like Letterboxd too, opinionated a**… ‘

Recommendation: The writer stressed that Capricorns should try to stay relaxed while at home, even if that means taking some time away from work

Recommendation: The writer stressed that Capricorns should try to stay relaxed while at home, even if that means taking some time away from work

Capricorn

Capricorns are practical, patient, and matter of fact. Serious in nature, they like to portray an image of being successful.

The sign is ruled by Saturn, the planet of tough lessons and wisdom. Capricorns tend to be ‘old souls’ who are passionate about tradition and following the rules.

Courtney stressed that Capricorns should try to stay relaxed while at home, even if that means taking some time away from work.  

‘Try to give yourself a break from work if you can, or just do it if it makes you feel better,’ she wrote. ‘Designing a website is fun. Enjoy morally judging the people of Reddit’s r/amithea**hole.’ 

Always thinking: Courtney suggested that cooped up Aquarians stimulate their mind by learning something new or using Flow Free, a brain puzzle app

Always thinking: Courtney suggested that cooped up Aquarians stimulate their mind by learning something new or using Flow Free, a brain puzzle app

Aquarius

Aquarians are independent, eccentric, and innovative. They march to the beat of their own drum and can sometimes seem a bit ‘out there’ to the casual observer.

The sign is ruled by Uranus, the planet of freedom and revolutionary vision. In addition to being ahead of their time, Aquarians have a strong humanitarian streak and are always looking to help someone in need.

Courtney suggested that cooped up Aquarians stimulate their mind by learning something new or using Flow Free, a brain puzzle app.  

‘Lose yourself in the mindless joy of the app Flow Free,’ she advised. ‘Learn the meaning of tarot cards. Watch videos of people doing accent tutorials and learn them. Do every fun face filter video on Instagram. Invest in new meme accounts.’

For the dreamers: Courtney offered activities that will help Pisces relax and tap into their creativity while stuck inside for the foreseeable future

For the dreamers: Courtney offered activities that will help Pisces relax and tap into their creativity while stuck inside for the foreseeable future

Pisces

The last sign of the zodiac is ruled by Neptune, the planet of dreams, fantasy, creativity, and illusion.

Pisces are creative, empathetic, imaginative, and spiritual. There is a part of them that always wants to escape reality, whether it is through physical activity or curled up with a good book.

Courtney offered activities that will help Pisces relax and tap into their creativity while stuck inside for the foreseeable future.  

‘Nap, more than usual. Water your plants. Fap. Draw,’ she suggested. Search for videos of “Yoga you can do from you bed,” then watch them on mute to avoid The YouTube Voice.’ 



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