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Bournemouth man fails to jump canal as he plummets crotch first into wall

More than a sore head tomorrow! Drunk man fails to jump across canal as he plummets crotch first into wall

  • Cheered on by friends, Connor, stumbles on the grassy bank outside the pub
  • He almost clears the water before falling into the stagnant water in lots of pain
  • Then he pulls himself out of the water at this point giving friends a thumbs up 

This is the hilarious moment a drunk man attempts to jump a canal in Bournemouth Gardens.

Cheered on by friends, the man referred to as, Connor, in the video, stumbles on the grassy bank outside the pub.

He almost clears the stagnant water before falling into it leaving him with more than a sore head in the morning.

He jumps around saying he can’t do it as friends ask ‘ask you jumping that?!’.

When he replies ‘yes’, he is met with raucous laughter from the group. 

He continues: ‘I don’t feel quite ready. I don’t know if I can do it. Have my wallet and s***.’

As he runs to the water, he plummets crotch first into the canal edge in a painful failed attempt – much to the amusement of onlookers and pals. 

A drunk man is caught attempting to leap across the canal in Bournemouth gardens much to the amusement of his friends

A drunk man is caught attempting to leap across the canal in Bournemouth gardens much to the amusement of his friends

While his right leg cleared the water, his left leg fails to clear it and hits the wall of the canal dragging him into the water.  

Friends laugh and say:  ‘Connor was too p*****, he was too p***** just like we thought.’

But they spare a thought to ask if he’s okay.

Connor who has pulled himself out of the water at this point, victoriously gives friends a thumbs up as he lies on his back.  

He plummets crotch first into the river edge in a painful failed attempt - much to the amusement of onlookers and pals

He plummets crotch first into the river edge in a painful failed attempt - much to the amusement of onlookers and pals

He plummets crotch first into the canal edge in a painful failed attempt – much to the amusement of onlookers and pals

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