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Britney Spears blasts her therapists in bizarre profanity-laced skit

Britney Spears continued to reference her mental health on Thursday as she called out therapists she had seen over the years in a video posted to her Instagram account.

The pop singer posted a skit she filmed mocking the mental health professionals who had worked with her for ’10 hours a day, 7 days a week’ thanks to her recently ended conservatorship.

Her profanity-laced video was posted a day after she flew to Mexico with her fiancé Sam Asghari to celebrate her 40th birthday.

Fighting back: Britney Spears, 40, filmed a humorous skit in which she mocked her past therapists while suggesting that she had been fine all along

Britney showed off her enduring love of peasant tops with a hot pink crop top featuring ruffled sleeves that highlighted her midriff.

She contrasted it with black jeans and matching heels while wearing her blond locks down. 

The Toxic singer adopted a lower-pitched, authoritative voice as she addressed the camera while standing in for one of her therapists.

Britney tried to be disarming as she introduced herself nonchalantly as ‘your therapist today,’ which made it sound as if she had been seen by too many professionals to have a steady relationship with any one.

‘I’m not here to trouble you, I just want you to be completely relaxed. I’m here to help you,’ she continued, showing off a sinister smile.

New therapist: Britney tried to be disarming as she introduced herself nonchalantly as 'your therapist today,' which made it sound as if she had been seen by too many professionals to have a steady relationship with any one

New therapist: Britney tried to be disarming as she introduced herself nonchalantly as ‘your therapist today,’ which made it sound as if she had been seen by too many professionals to have a steady relationship with any one

Helping hand: 'I'm not here to trouble you, I just want you to be completely relaxed. I'm here to help you,' she continued in a deep voice while showing off a sinister smile

Helping hand: ‘I’m not here to trouble you, I just want you to be completely relaxed. I’m here to help you,’ she continued in a deep voice while showing off a sinister smile

All's well: Then the video cut to another angle showing Britney in a plaid shirt as she lie on her couch. 'Yes, I'm feeling fine,' she said in a reserved tone. 'I had a great year. I'm having great days'

All’s well: Then the video cut to another angle showing Britney in a plaid shirt as she lie on her couch. ‘Yes, I’m feeling fine,’ she said in a reserved tone. ‘I had a great year. I’m having great days’

Britney — in character as her therapist — kept emphasizing she was only going to ask ‘a couple of questions,’ as if the marathon sessions were just minor inconveniences.

‘The psychosis of what’s going on in your head kind of goes into mine too, so we need to just… clear these blockages!’ she continued as she chopped her hands through the air.

She continued moving her hands wildly in the air to parody the therapists gestures. 

Then the video cut to another angle showing Britney in a plaid shirt as she lie on her couch.

‘Yes, I’m feeling fine,’ she said in a reserved tone.

‘I had a great year. I’m having great days,’ she added, before the video hovered on the image.

Not listening: But the therapist returned and continued as if Britney's reassuring statement was actually an indication of something amiss. 'I think we need to figure something out,' she continued

Not listening: But the therapist returned and continued as if Britney’s reassuring statement was actually an indication of something amiss. ‘I think we need to figure something out,’ she continued

Pestering: 'Are you eating well? Are you OK daily? And what time do you go to sleep at night? Because I'm here to help. That's key number one,' she said

Pestering: ‘Are you eating well? Are you OK daily? And what time do you go to sleep at night? Because I’m here to help. That’s key number one,’ she said

But the therapist returned and continued as if Britney’s reassuring statement was actually an indication of something amiss.

‘I think we need to figure something out. Are you breathing well?’ she asked patronizingly.

‘Are you eating well? Are you OK daily? And what time do you go to sleep at night? Because I’m here to help. That’s key number one,’ she said.

But then there was a jarring cut and Britney seemed to return in her higher-pitched voice with a surprising dose of profanity.

‘Balls! Holy s***! F***! Wow! Oh my God!’ she shouted, before letting out a long burp. Then she repeated some of the curses before the video cut off. 

Out of nowhere: But then there was a jarring cut and Britney seemed to return in her higher-pitched voice with a surprising dose of profanity. 'Balls! Holy s***! F***! Wow! Oh my God!' she shouted, before letting on a long burp

Out of nowhere: But then there was a jarring cut and Britney seemed to return in her higher-pitched voice with a surprising dose of profanity. ‘Balls! Holy s***! F***! Wow! Oh my God!’ she shouted, before letting on a long burp

In her caption, Britney called out the therapy she had been required to do while under the control of her conservatorship, allegedly without her consent. 

‘As much therapy as I’ve had to do against my will … being forced to pay and listen to women telling me how they are going to further my success … it was a joy … no really … 10 hours a day, 7 days a week … no lie … in this beautiful nation it would only be fair for me to dedicate my life to skits to the wonderful therapist !!!!’ she wrote. 

‘I genuinely thank you dear sweet hearts for your efforts !!! The end is me celebrating … it’s clearly OVER because my medication is working ‘Murica !!!! Pssss BALLS ⚽️⚾️ and KISS MY MOTHER F***ING A** !!!!! 

On Monday, Britney claimed in another Instagram post that she was now on ‘the right medication thanks to no doctor or conservatorship people,’ though she didn’t clarify if she was taking psychiatric medication or other kinds of drugs.

She also wrote about her fasting to lose weight and claimed she could ‘experience the most amazing high’ via restricting her intake.

The Stronger singer claimed her longest fast had last four days, though she had consumed some snacks during that period. 

Not holding back: Britney blasted her now defunct conservatorship and told her critics to 'kiss my beautiful white a**' as she showed off her figure in dress amid her 40th birthday celebrations earlier on Thursday

Not holding back: Britney blasted her now defunct conservatorship and told her critics to ‘kiss my beautiful white a**’ as she showed off her figure in dress amid her 40th birthday celebrations earlier on Thursday

Britney Spears was feeling spicy as she slammed her now defunct conservatorship amid her ongoing 40th birthday celebrations in Cabo San Lucas.

The pop superstar showed off some of her favorite dresses on Instagram in front of her Christmas tree while taking aim at her former conservatorship and her restrictive Las Vegas residency.

She instructed her detractors to ‘kiss my beautiful white a**’ in the salty caption while vowing to live her life as she wanted now.

Britney had previously shared a bevy of her favorite dress in front of her Christmas tree on Wednesday, but she liked them so much that she went back for seconds.

Among her looks was a pale pink patterned peasant dress — a style she often favors — as well as a vibrant canary yellow minidress and a sizzling red dress with a plunging V-neck to highlight her cleavage.

‘I’m not turning 40 … I’m turning 4 and if any of you haven’t HEARD,’ Britney began her caption, before complaining about how little free time she had during her Vegas residency. 

‘I did almost 250 shows in Las Vegas for 4 years and went out twice [deep in thought emojis] !!!! With that said … I think I will have to put on my hot little dresses on every night for the rest of my life to break even for working for my family my whole life with only old songs permitted !!!’ she continued.

‘More classic fashion dresses coming soon to my Instagram … by me … worn by me,’ she promised, adding, ‘And in the meantime, kiss my beautiful white a** ‘Murica !!!!!!’

No freedom: Britney said she had only gone out 'twice' while doing nearly 250 shows in Las Vegas from 2013–2017 and complained that her conservatorship only let her sing her old hits

No freedom: Britney said she had only gone out ‘twice’ while doing nearly 250 shows in Las Vegas from 2013–2017 and complained that her conservatorship only let her sing her old hits

Britney's back: She said she would be wearing her 'hot little dresses on every night for the rest of my life to break even for working for my family for my whole life'

Britney’s back: She said she would be wearing her ‘hot little dresses on every night for the rest of my life to break even for working for my family for my whole life’

Britney’s Pieces Of Me residency, which was held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, began in December of 2013 and was originally scheduled to run through 2015, but her performances were extended through 2017 thanks to its popularity with audiences.

The songstress has previously complained that she allegedly wasn’t permitted by her conservatorship to perform some of her newer material at the string of concerts, and some of her older tunes were performed as remixes rather than in the original arrangements from her studio albums. 

Britney appeared to still be living it up for her 40th birthday in the meantime after hopping on a private jet with her fiancé Sam Asghari on Wednesday.

Although she didn’t specify where they were going, she shared a short clip of a mariachi band serenading her on Thursday.

A ballon display in an open doorway leading out to a pool also suggested she was vacation in Cabo San Lucas, as Kourtney Kardashian shared a photo of a nearly identical doorway with a similar arrangement of balloons when she celebrated her fiancé Travis Barker’s birthday in the Mexican tourist city earlier this month.

‘I’m so blessed and grateful !!!! Tears of joy today,’ Britney captioned the birthday clip. ‘Thank you for all the b-day wishes !!!! Psss I didn’t even drink the champagne. no lie !!!!’

South of the border: She didn't say where she went for her birthday, but it appeared to be Mexico based on the mariachi band serenading her in a short video

South of the border: She didn’t say where she went for her birthday, but it appeared to be Mexico based on the mariachi band serenading her in a short video 

Lookalikes: Britney appeared to be staying in Cabo San Lucas

Almost the same: Her balloon display was in a similarly location to where Kourtney Kardashian celebrated Travis Barker's 46th birthday earlier this month

Lookalikes: Britney appeared to be staying in Cabo San Lucas, as her balloon display was in a similarly location to where Kourtney Kardashian celebrated fiancé Travis Barker’s 46th birthday earlier this month

The evening before, Sam shared highlights of a firework show he held to honor the pop star ahead of her birthday. 

In a series of clips he shared on Instagram Stories, Asghari shot a sequence of fireworks from a distance to commemorate the special occasion after whisking the singer away on a private jet.

Sam gushed that it was the Grammy-winning artist’s ‘1st birthday’ following the termination of her 13-year conservatorship.

The latest: Britney Spears' fiancé Sam Asghari, 27, shared highlights of a firework show he held to honor the pop star on Wednesday, a day ahead of her 40th birthday

Loved up: Britney Spears and her fiancé Sam Asghari, 27, celebrated her 40th birthday one day early on Wednesday with a loving kiss aboard a private jet

Boom: In a series of clips he shared on Instagram Stories, Asghari shot a sequence of fireworks from a distance to commemorate the special occasion

Loved up: Britney Spears and her fiancé Sam Asghari, 27, celebrated her 40th birthday one day early on Wednesday with a loving kiss aboard a private jet

Earlier on Wednesday the pop superstar and the 27-year-old rising actor put on a loved-up display in sweet photos of them kissing aboard a private jet that they each posted to Instagram.

Britney seemed overjoyed in videos Sam shared to his Insta Stories as he presented her with a B-shaped cake to celebrate her milestone birthday – which he gushed marked her ‘1st birthday’ following the termination of her 13 year conservatorship.

Both Sam and Britney shared their moment of passion aboard the aircraft. They embraced and locked lips in one sweet photo, while another showed them both beaming ear-to-ear for the camera. 

The Toxic singer highlighted her pert derriere in a super-short pair of cutoff acid-wash jeans, which she paired with a white long-sleeve shirt, stylish red suede boots and aviator sunglasses. 

Spectacle: The fireworks display had a multitude of colors, including green and purple in celebration of the Grammy-winning artist's milestone birthday

Big bang: The display came after the pop star and her beau embarked on a private jet

Spectacle: The fireworks display had a multitude of colors, including green and purple in celebration of the Grammy-winning artist’s milestone birthday

Lavish: The actor and fitness expert looked to be kicking off his fiancée's birthday on a loud note

Lavish: The actor and fitness expert looked to be kicking off his fiancée’s birthday on a loud note  

And many more! Asghari captioned the clip, 'Happy birthday' with emojis of balloon and a gift box

The fireworks seemed to be the beginning of a luxe birthday bash

And many more! Asghari captioned the clip, ‘Happy birthday’ with emojis of balloon and a gift box 

Sam looked relaxed in a gray T-shirt, a blue-and-white plaid shirt that he left unbuttoned, and gray–blue jeans with black boots. Notably, the Black Monday star referred to Britney as his ‘wife’ in his Instagram caption, before ruling out speculation that the pair have already married by noting in the comments: ‘I also been calling her wife since day 1’. 

‘I call you Lioness because I admire your relentless strength, I’m inspired by your beautiful heart, I celebrate your smile that lights up my world ❤️,’ he wrote. ‘Everyday is your birthday my queen [crown emoji] Happy 1st birthday to my wife #dec2nd @britneyspears.’

Britney sound overjoyed in her version of the photos, though she felt the need to highlight her trim figure in her caption. 

Sneaking around? Notably, the Black Monday star referred to Britney as his 'wife' in his Instagram caption, and it's unclear if the couple might have gotten secretly married

Sneaking around? Notably, the Black Monday star referred to Britney as his ‘wife’ in his Instagram caption, and it’s unclear if the couple might have gotten secretly married

Mixed messages: However, Britney only referred to Sam as her 'fiancé' in her own post, so he may have been referring to their impending nuptials

Passionate: He posted a follow-up video of himself grabbing Britney's pert derriere while they kissed

Mixed messages: However, Britney only referred to Sam as her ‘fiancé’ in her own post, so he may have been referring to their impending nuptials

Famous friend: Lala Kent's former fiancé Randall Emmett — who's working with Sam on a new film — wish Britney a 'happy birthday' in the comments

Famous friend: Lala Kent’s former fiancé Randall Emmett — who’s working with Sam on a new film — wish Britney a ‘happy birthday’ in the comments

‘Oh the precious joy today !!! Me and my fiancé are so excited to be going away …. as you can see I’m not 800 pounds like the paps have me in pics,’ she wrote, along with a camera emoji and a crying face. ‘I’ve been working out and it’s real … whatever !!!!’

The songstress may have also been referencing the restrictive conditions of her conservatorship in her final line, as the now defunct arrangement had previously put limits on her ability to travel. 

‘God thank you for being able to go out of the country !!!! I am blessed !!!!’ she wrote.

Sam was feeling a bit cheeky in a follow-up video of the same embrace. He grinned at the camera before taking a moment to squeeze his love’s backside. 

Among those commenting on Sam’s post was the director and producer Randall Emmett, who split from his fiancée Lala Kent in October amid cheating rumors.

Sam will be costarring with Mel Gibson and Kevin Dillon in Hot Seat, an upcoming action thriller that the Vanderpump Rules fixture is producing.

‘Yes buddy see you soon happy birthday to your queen,’ Randall wrote. 

Birthday girl: Later on Wednesday, Sam posted a video of himself aboard the jet as he presented Britney with a cake shaped after her initial

Birthday girl: Later on Wednesday, Sam posted a video of himself aboard the jet as he presented Britney with a cake shaped after her initial

First present: It was decorated in layers of what looked like pink and crimson roses with pink macarons mixed in, and tear drop–shaped meringue filled the layers

First present: It was decorated in layers of what looked like pink and crimson roses with pink macarons mixed in, and tear drop–shaped meringue filled the layers

Fit for a queen: Britney took a closeup video of the cake, which Sam later posted, showing that the flowers and macarons were decorated with gold leaf and golden glitter

Fit for a queen: Britney took a closeup video of the cake, which Sam later posted, showing that the flowers and macarons were decorated with gold leaf and golden glitter

Taking credit: 'This is not from me,' Sam clarified while pointing at the cake before setting down a vase filled with red roses, 'but I'm going to take credit for it'

Taking credit: ‘This is not from me,’ Sam clarified while pointing at the cake before setting down a vase filled with red roses, ‘but I’m going to take credit for it’

Later on Wednesday, Sam posted a video of himself aboard the jet as he presented Britney with a cake shaped after her initial that was decorated in layers of what looked like pink and crimson roses with pink macarons mixed in.

The layers of the cake were supported by tear drop–shaped bits of white meringue.

‘Oh my God!’ Britney gasped as her fiancé laid the cake out in front of her while singing Happy Birthday. ‘It’s beautiful B!’

‘Everybody cover your ears,’ Sam joked before his shaky voice attempted the high note.

‘This is not from me,’ he clarified while pointing at the cake before setting down a vase filled with red roses, ‘but I’m going to take credit for it.’

Britney took a closeup video of the cake, which Sam later posted, showing that the flowers and macarons were decorated with gold leaf and golden glitter.

‘First of many cakes,’ the video was captioned. 

Showing off: Earlier on Wednesday, Britney gave her 37.1 million followers a fashion show on Instagram

Lovely: She highlighted her phenomenal figure in multiple dress, including a tasteful purple-and-salmon design and a cute pink dress

Showing off: Earlier on Wednesday, Britney gave her 37.1 million followers a fashion show on Instagram

Red-hot: She stunned in a sizzling scarlet dress with a plunging V-shaped collar that showcased her cleavage

Red-hot: She stunned in a sizzling scarlet dress with a plunging V-shaped collar that showcased her cleavage

Britney spent the day before her 40th birthday sharing several Instagram posts, including a holiday-themed fashion show in front of her Christmas tree.

She highlighted her phenomenal figure in multiple dress, including a tasteful purple-and-salmon design, a cute pink dress and a sizzling scarlet dress with a plunging V-shaped collar that showcased her cleavage. 

Later, she reposted a cute video of a baby snoozing on a floatation device as they floated around a pool.

‘I’ve retired and am just living the life !!!!⁣’ Britney wrote, though it wasn’t clear if she was referring to her own career or just describing the video.

The Womanizer singer had previously stated that she refused to perform live as long as her father Jamie Spears was in charge of her conservatorship, though now that the arrangement has been completely ended it’s unclear if she’s ready to return to the stage or the studio.

Britney seemed to be in high spirits in all of her captions and her videos, after she revealed earlier in the week that she was on a new medication regimen.  

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