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Bruno Bouchet ranks TimTam flavours from best to worst in his ‘definitive’ ranking

Dad ranks TimTam flavours from best to worst in his ‘definitive’ ranking sparking a heated debate – so how many have you tried?

  • An outspoken dad has offered his ‘definitive’ ranking of TimTam flavours 
  • Bruno Bouchet ranked all the current available flavours from best to worst 
  • Chewy Caramel took the lead after taking out the coveted top spot 
  • While fan-favourite Original was deemed a ‘take it or leave it’ flavour 


It’s one of Australia’s most iconic biscuits – and now an outspoken dad has offered his ‘definitive’ ranking of TimTam flavours.

Bruno Bouchet, from Sydney, shared a controversial list on social media after he ranked 12 of the current available flavours from best to worst.

Chewy Caramel took the lead after taking out the coveted top spot, also known as the ‘god tier’ while fan-favourite Original featured in the ‘Adam Sandler tier’, or what he describes as the middle ground of ‘take it or leave it’ flavour.

‘The 100 per cent accurate TimTam power rankings. Don’t bother commenting, this isn’t up for discussion,’ the managing manager of Kyle Sandilands wrote on Instagram.

An outspoken dad has offered his ‘definitive’ ranking of TimTam flavours – so do you agree?

Bruno Bouchet (pictured), from Sydney, shared a controversial list on social media after he ranked 12 of the current available flavours from best to worst

Bruno Bouchet (pictured), from Sydney, shared a controversial list on social media after he ranked 12 of the current available flavours from best to worst

Poll

What’s your favourite TimTam flavour?

  • Original 0 votes
  • Chewy Caramel 0 votes
  • Double Coat 0 votes
  • Choc Mint 0 votes
  • White 0 votes

Controversially, Mango was named in the ‘royalty tier’, alongside Salted Double Choc and Choc Mint.

Coffee and Dark were given mediocre status alongside Original.

The ‘pleb’, also known as the second-lowest tier, consisted of Raspberry, Salted Caramel and White.

Meanwhile, Double Coat stood at the bottom of the barrel in the ‘cat vomit’ tier, along with Banoffee.

Not everyone agreed with Bruno’s choices, with many taking particular issue with the low placement of Double Coat. 

‘How in the hell is Double Coat all the way down there? I feel attacked. It’s outrageous, egregious, preposterous I demand a re-taste,’ one wrote.

Chewy Caramel took the lead after taking out the coveted top spot, also known as the 'god tier' while fan-favourite Original featured in the 'Adam Sandler tier', or what he describes as the middle ground of 'take it or leave it' flavour

Chewy Caramel took the lead after taking out the coveted top spot, also known as the ‘god tier’ while fan-favourite Original featured in the ‘Adam Sandler tier’, or what he describes as the middle ground of ‘take it or leave it’ flavour

Another said: ‘I haven’t had half of these because why would you go past Double Coat?’ while one added: ‘Double Coat at the bottom is a monstrosity. Give it a swap with the Mango.’ 

And another suggested: ‘Double Coat belongs in the God tier!’ 

Some said the Mango didn’t deserve a spot in the royalty tier.

‘Bruno what the living hell is wrong with you? The mango is the most vomit tasting thing I have ever eaten,’ one wrote.

Meanwhile, some agreed with Bruno’s ranking, with one saying: ‘Oi this list is a masterpiece and everything that you do is amazing. On behalf of everyone on earth, thanks for your excellence.’ 

Another said: ‘You can’t lose here. Best. List. Ever,’ while one man added: ‘I knew mango would be up top, it’s delicious. Here you are smashing it for the people.’



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