I am a silver fox. You never give up. He is a dirty old man.
I was affectionate. You were touchy-feely. He was a sex pest.
I extended the hand of friendship. You were all hands. He groped.
My remarks were taken out of context. Your remarks were inappropriate. His remarks were unforgivable.
I misread the signs. You ignored the signs. He should resign.
I distanced myself. You ran for the door. He evaded arrest.
I appreciate intimate French cinema. You like erotica. He is a porn addict.
I couldn’t help but notice. You watched. He ogled.
I am broad-minded. You are kinky. He is a pervert.
I extended the hand of friendship. You were all hands. He groped. My remarks were taken out of context. Your remarks were inappropriate. His remarks were unforgivable.
I lent a hand. You lent both hands. His hands were everywhere.
My behaviour was unguarded. Your behaviour was risqué. His behaviour was wholly unacceptable.
I let my heart rule my head. You had a moment of madness. He is Henry Bolton.
I gaze. You gawp. He leers.
I am a Casanova. You are a lothario. He is a predator.
I was brought up in a different era. You failed to keep up with the times. He is a dinosaur.
I went to a charity fund-raiser. You went to a charity knees-up. He went to a sexist bacchanalian orgy that should have no place in 21st society.
I had a flirtation. You had a fling. He cheated on his wife.
I believe in girl power. You believe in taking control of your own sexuality. She wears leather hot pants and a bustier.
I let my hair down. You let yourself down. She let her pants down.
I have been enhanced. You have been augmented. She’s had a boob job.
I am a supermodel. You are a model. She is a glamour model.
I had one or two. You had one too many. She was lying face down in the street at 3.30am with a suggestive balloon in one hand and an empty bottle of vodka in the other.
I offered a brave account. You told your side of the story. She did a kiss ’n’ tell. I sent fun texts. You sent sexy texts. She sent shameless texts.
I am straight-talking. You use fruity language. She is a potty-mouth.
I got a bit hot. You stripped off. She left nothing to the imagination..
I had a bit of fun. You went a bit wild. I wonder what she felt like this morning?
I am a liberated woman. You are forward. She is tarty.
I offered a brave account. You told your side of the story. She did a kiss ’n’ tell.
I sent fun texts. You sent sexy texts. She sent shameless texts.
My top was lacy. Your top was racy. Did you see what she was wearing?