CRAIG BROWN: Your guide to the key marginals… Vote Blobby, he’s a winner by a smile!

BAKEWELL

Asher, J.

Berry, M.

Hollywood, P.

Hussain, N.

Leith, P.

BARKING

Assange, J.

Sheen, C.

Westwood, V.

Widdecombe, A.

BATH

Marat, J.-P.

Smith, G.J.

BEDS

Beauty, S.

Emin, T.

Van Winkle, R.

BICKERING

Gallagher, L.

Gallagher, N.

Page, J.

Williams, R.

BLANDFORD

Baker, M.

Barlow, G.

Buble, M.

du Beke, A.

Umunna, C.

BOOKHAM

Clouseau, Insp. J.

Columbo, Lt. F.

Dixon, Sgt G.

Lestrade, Insp.

Morse, Insp. E.

Regan, Det. Insp. J.

Taggart, DCI J.

Tennison, DCI J.

Wexford, DCI R.

BOREHAM

Corbyn, J.

Duncan Smith, I.

Hutton, W.

Long-Bailey, R.

Raab, D.

Starmer, Sir K.

BOW

Bear, B.-B.

Day, Sir R.

Farrakhan, L.

Marx, G.

Poirot, H.

BRAINTREE

Hegerty, A.

Labbett, M.

Sinha, P.

BRAY

Bercow, J.

Rees-Mogg, J.

Fellowes, J.

Toffolo, G.

Wooster, B.

THE BROADS

Arcuri, J.

Carey, M.

Hendricks, C.

Kardashian, K

Price, K.

West, M.

BUCKS

Bezos, J.

Croesus, K.

Getty, P.

Midas, K.

Vine, J.

Zuckerberg, M.

BURLEY

Brolin, J.

Fury, T.

Stallone, S.

Tameifuna, B.

Tyson, M.

BUSHEY

Darwin, C.

Garcia, J.

King, D.

Laden, O. B.

Marx, K.

Myers, D.

Trollope, A.

CHATHAM

Carr, A.

Norton, G.

Parkinson, M.

Winfrey, O.

CHESHIRE

Blobby, Mr.

Farage, N.

Hawn, G.

McIntyre, M.

CHIPPENHAM

Lennon, J.

Ramsay, G.

Skinner, D.

West, K.

CLAPHAM

Il-Sung, K.

Mosley, O.

Mussolini, B.

Stalin, J.

Trump, D.

COOKHAM

Cradock, F.

David, E.

Fearnley-Whittingstall, H.

Harriott, A.

Oliver, J.

Slater, N.

CROOKHAM

Biggs, R.

Capone, A.

Kray, R.

Kray, R.

Corleone, Don V.

CONWY

Cornfeld, B.

Madoff, B.

Ponzi, C.

CORNWALL

Manilow, B.

Osmond, D.

Osmond, L.J.

Osmond, M.

DEAL

Barnier, M.

Juncker, J.-C.

Tusk, D.

Varadkar, L.

DISS

Parker, D.

Platell, A.

Revel Horwood, C.

Vardy, R.

EAST HAM

Caine, M.

Dyer, D.

Dyke, D. van

Winstone, R.

EFFINGHAM

Adele

Gibson, M.

Ramsay, G.

Wright, I.

FAKENHAM

Bruce, F.

Mould, P.

FAWLER

Dumpty, H.

Icarus

Miliband, E.

Madonna

FLEET

Abrahams, H.

Bolt, U.

Christie, L,

Griffith-Joyner, F.

Powell, A.

GORING

Humphrys, J.

Maitlis, E.

Neil, A.

GREAT HAM

Attenborough, Sir R.

McKellen, Sir I.

Olivier, Sir L.

GIGGLESWICK

Dennis, H.

O Briain, D.

Widdicombe, J.

HAM COMMON

Berkoff, S.

Cage, N.

Tonioli, B.

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