A diva cat who was branded a ‘prison princess’ because she ‘has demands and is not afraid to say them loudly’ has finally gotten adopted — but her new owner will have to go to some pretty great lengths to keep her happy.
Whiskers Cat Cafe in Kansas City, Missouri, recently announced on social media that they had rescued a Persian cat named Percy — but they admitted that taking care of her wasn’t easy.
Percy spent most of her years living on the streets, and now that she’s begun to grow acclimated to life as a pet, she has a lot of demands, including regular blowouts for her white fur, an orthopedic bed, and heating pads.
She also refuses to be around kids with ‘tiny sticky fists of fury’ and will reportedly ‘murder you and your entire family’ if she is forced to be around another pet.
‘Be aware that she needs special comforts,’ the cat cafe warned. ‘She has demands and she is not afraid to say them loudly out loud.’
A cat who was branded a ‘prison princess’ because she ‘has demands and isn’t afraid to say them loudly’ has been adopted
Whiskers Cat Cafe, located in Kansas City, Missouri, recently announced on social media that they had rescued the Persian cat, named Percy – but taking care of her wasn’t easy
Before they took her in, Percy spent most of her years living on the streets, and now that she’s getting acclimated to life as a pet, she has a lot of demands
First, the pampered pet cannot live with another animal
‘We’ve been keeping secrets from you,’ the cat cafe wrote on Instagram on December 8.
‘For the last 12 days we’ve been letting this grinch acclimate to life on the inside. Make no mistake, she is a prison princess.’
However, the cat cafe was looking for someone to adopt Percy, so they wrote out all of the feline’s quirks.
‘Under no circumstances does she wish to meet or live with another animal. It’s absurd that you would even ask,’ they wrote.
‘Don’t come at us with stories about your ancient cat loving chihuahua. She will murder you and your entire family for getting that thing near her.
‘If you even suggest she can cohabitate with your other precious Persian she will curse you like that awesome witch from “Into the Woods.” Long story short, you will not convince us to let you try,’ the post continued.
‘Plan on having children? You think she wants tiny STICKY fists of fury anywhere near her magical snow cape? That’s a hard pass on living with a drunken ballerina-ninja.’
‘Under no circumstances does she wish to meet or live with another animal. It’s absurd that you would even ask,’ they wrote
She also hates children – due to their ‘sticky fists of fury’ – so her new owner can’t even dream of having any
When it comes to grooming the cat, she requires regular brushing and blowouts, as well as heating pads and eye wipes
When it comes to grooming the cat, she requires regular brushing and blowouts, as well as heating pads, eye wipes, and an orthopedic foam bed.
‘She needs those fancy eye wipes for white, long haired, short nosed cats. She needs someone who will gasp at the glory of her grinch toes.
‘She needs brush outs, blowouts, princess level pampering, heating pads, and the orthopedic foam in her own bed. And that’s just her baseline.
‘If you are up to the challenge of parenting a gifted child, an ONLY child, a child with floofy white cloud fur that bounces with every step like a unicorn mane… If you are excellent and in to worshiping this magnificent creature… Her bail is set at 1 million dollars.’
Whiskers Cat Cafe concluded: ‘Seriously, we love her but she deserves the best life.
‘She will yell at you, she will put on an angry and scary show for a few weeks, she will absolutely lose her mind if she isn’t the only small thing in your house.
‘But, we think she deserves a way better life that the one she came from and we aim to find it for her.’
Whiskers Cat Cafe wrote: ‘She will yell at you, she will put on an angry and scary show for a few weeks … but, we think she deserves a way better life that the one she came from’
Despite all of Percy’s strict requests, the cat cafe revealed in another post that she had officially found her forever home
Percy’s new owner is a woman named Amy Thomason, who couldn’t be more excited to welcome the ‘prison princess’ into her home
Despite all of Percy’s strict requests, Whiskers Cat Cafe revealed in another post yesterady that she had officially found her forever home.
‘We have the most wonderful news for all of her adoring fans,’ they wrote. ‘SHE GOT ADOPTED. And it’s for real her forever home. She knows it.
‘We have already gotten an update just HOURS after adoption that she is relaxed, purring, sitting on laps, making “mashed potatoes,” and even giving kisses. She then took a snooze on her couch.
‘We are so grateful that all of you helped unite her with her humans, who know exactly how to care for her. Congratulations our dear princess and congrats to her new family!’
According to local news outlet Fox4, Percy’s new owner is a woman named Amy Thomason, who couldn’t be more excited to welcome the ‘prison princess’ into her home.
‘In a surprising turn of events, her heart has indeed grown three sizes and mine has grown like a million,’ she told the outlet.
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