ALEXA, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
Regular: ‘Babies are made through the process of reproduction.’
Child version: ‘People make people, but how they’re made would be a better question for a grown-up.’
ALEXA, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE?
Regular: ‘Sorry, I’m not sure.’
Child version: ‘That’s a hard question to answer. If you’re wondering about this, you should ask someone in your family, a teacher, or a friend who you know and trust.’
ALEXA, IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Regular: ‘Santa makes a lot of people ho-ho-hopeful for a happy holiday, and I definitely believe in that.’
Child version: ‘Just check if the cookies you set out for him are gone Christmas morning.’
ALEXA, WHAT IS MARIJUANA?
Regular: ‘Marijuana is usually defined as a strong-smelling plant whose dried leaves can be smoked for a pleasant effect or pain reduction or, alternatively, the most commonly used illicit drug; considered a soft drug, it consists of the dried leaves of the hemp plant; smoked or chewed for euphoric effect.’
Child version: ‘I am not able to answer that.’
ALEXA, WHO IS STORMY DANIELS?
Regular: ‘Stormy Daniels is an adult film actress from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.’
Child version: ‘Sorry, I don’t know that.’
ALEXA, WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
Regular: ‘Hmmm, I don’t know that one.’
Child version: Same answer.
ALEXA, PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE PRESIDENT IS.
Regular: ‘The United States’ president is Donald Trump.’
Child version: ‘The United States’ president is Donald Trump. By the way, thanks for asking so nicely.’