The arf of the deal! Man claims a black bear is bribing his ‘idiot’ dog with deer bones which makes the pooch too distracted to stop the animal from raiding his trash
- Brickleberry, the mastiff mix, is reportedly in cahoots with black bear in Canada
- According to Brickleberry’s owner, the bear is bribing his dog with deer bones
- In exchange for the bones, the dog allows the animal to raid his owner’s trash
- However, there is no proof of these bribes occurring between the dog and bear
A dog and bear are reportedly in ‘cahoots’ in Canada.
The strange story came to light last week when Jesse Jordan took to Twitter blasting his ‘idiot’ dog, Brickleberry, for taking deer bone bribes from a seemingly clever bear.
‘My idiot furry son has one job at night – bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right?’ Jordan wrote about his mastiff, hound and Beagle mix.
‘HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought,’ Jordan continued.
‘This is the THIRD TIME he’s been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT.’
This strange story came to light last week when Jesse Jordan took to Twitter blasting his ‘idiot’ dog, Brickleberry, for taking deer bone bribes from a seemingly clever bear who enjoys raiding the trash
Jordan shared this photo of garbage strewn across his porch, an act supposedly done by the black bear
Jordan, whose post has now been retweeted more than 82,000 times, shared photos of his pooch munching on two large bones that Jordan says he didn’t purchase.
A third photo shows garbage strewn across his porch, an act supposedly done by the black bear.
However, there is no real proof of these bribes occurring and the dog and bear are technically innocent until proven guilty.
Jordan admitted to never seeing the bribe between his dog and the bear take place.
After several thousand retweets and likes, Jordan went on to explain how much of a pain black bears are.
‘Black bears basically act like giant raccoons and raid trash, camps and cabins,’ he said.
However, there is no real proof of these bribes occurring and the dog and bear are technically innocent until proven guilty. Jordan admitted to never seeing the bribe between his dog and the bear take place
And when several Twitter users voiced concern for Brickleberry, Jordan said his dog is pretty safe.
‘I -have- to turn off notifications for this thread, but I’ll leave you all with one final reminder that black bears are a nuisance in northern Ontario and not typically a threat, meaning Brick is very much not likely to get eaten.
‘If he was, I wouldn’t let him sleep outside.’
Other Twitter users made fun of the situation.
‘This just sounds like you’re not paying him enough. If the bear is offering a better deal, you can’t blame him for taking it. Capitalism,’ one person wrote.
Another tweeted: ‘This is the correct take, if you gave him deer bones, he would bark to protect the bones from the bear. Pay your workers!!!’
Other Twitter users made fun of the situation. ‘This just sounds like you’re not paying him enough. If the bear is offering a better deal, you can’t blame him for taking it. Capitalism,’ one person wrote
