Handsome? Check. Good income? Check. Had a side girl for six months? Sorry, buddy, you don’t make the cut.
At least not for comedian Arantza Fahnbulleh, 24, who happily announced to the world that she is single and very ready to mingle in a viral Instagram video which then saw her listing a very specific set of criteria that her next potential suitor is required to meet.
The Los Angeles-based Instagram starlet released the video on August 28, gleefully declaring her newly single status and declaring that she is ready to find her next love – however in order to ensure that only the most suitable of suitors get the chance to woo her, she created an application for potential boyfriends which is cheekily entitled the ‘Daddy application.’
Single and ready to mingle: After a fall out with a suitor, comedian Arantza Fahnbulleh, 24, took to Instagram to announce she is single and will begin screening for her next romance
On the prowl: She announced that she would create a ‘Daddy application,’ a form for suitors to fill out to see if they make the cut as Arantza’s boyfriend material
Strike! In a following video she announced that she is on strike until she finds a romantic lover
‘Reporting live! Breaking news! ‘ she yelled to the camera from her car seat while donning a pink shirt dress and glamorous gold hoop earrings. ‘I’m mother f****** single’ she announced in a video that quickly went viral, racking up over 87,000 Instagram views.
‘You know what? We’re taking daddy applications tomorrow at 4pm…so come with your recommendations, come with your referrals and come correct!’ she announced in the video.
‘There was a guy that I liked and he wasn’t making the appropriate moves and I was talking to my friends. I was like, “Girl, I’M SINGLE, he needs to seize this opportunity,’ Arantza said to Daily Mail.
She then explained that a ‘daddy’ is more than just a boy in her romantic life.
‘A daddy doesn’t just have the qualities you want, he has the ones you NEED. A daddy is much more than just is a boyfriend or a ‘bae.’ Daddy’s are always there to support, encourage, and challenge you to be your best,’ she explained on her revised boyfriend definition.
In the video tirade the model stressed how rare it is to catch herself single and ready to mingle, while her friend cheered her on echoing ‘rare!’ next to her.
‘This s*** is rare! It’s about as rare as that eclipse you saw last week!’ she announced.
‘So shoot your shot and be on the deadline!’ she warned.
She then released the application on Twitter the following day.
However she wasn’t willing to just accept anybody. She made a very stern clarification that she was only interested in completely available men and warned, ‘make sure you single.’
The star then started a tirade about the definition of single, hinting that she’s been hurt before.
Single file line please! She released her personalized forms on August 29 via Twitter
Pens out! Her application hilariously mirrors conventional applications until the final invasive inquiries begin to pry into romantic, religious, and sex details
Signed, sealed, delivered: Arantza reveals she received over 500 applications internationally
She clarified that if a man had a baby with another woman, had a fling for six months, or if he has a wife, in her book he definitely does not qualify as a single lad.
Her application was no joke. The form measured four pages long and mirrored a real job form asking for the basic name, address, and identifying information. The form hilariously probed on work availability, shift hours, and if the candidate is willing to work overtime. It even asked citizenship information, criminal history and consent for a controlled substance test.
Further along in the application, the inquiries became far more invasive. Under ‘additional information’ she asked the abrupt and direct questions such as ‘how many b****** do you f*** annually?’
She inquired about children, relationship to the child’s mother, why a candidate would make a good ‘daddy’ for Arantza and even their religious affiliation with the sarcastic clarification, ‘Jesus/Biblical tattoos do not apply.’
The Instagram star closed the application saying if accepted, the relationship will assume an ‘at-will’ agreement that can be terminated at any time by either candidate.
She followed with another Instagram video addressing those who pointed fingers and called her celibate. She clarified that rather than being celibate, she is on a ‘p**** strike’ until she finds romance.
‘I like romance! Yes! Let me tell you what it is and what it isn’t to be romantic,’ she announced in the video shaking her head side to side.
‘Where’s your heart? Where’s your soul? Where are these love letter and not these 3am texts talking about “is you up?”‘ she explained passionately.
While Aranzta waits for the one she has over 500 daddy applications to go through as responses pour in from around the world.
The young model has taken to Twitter to ask her followers’ opinion on her suitors, releasing screen shots of some of the messages she’s been receiving.
Sunny stunner: The aspiring actress has 1million followers on her Instagram account where she posts flaunt flicks such as the above and where she posted her viral ‘daddy application’ rant
Model pout: The California star stuns at a Lexus event in Los Angeles where she juggles beauty and comedy in her career
Confident comedian: Arantza was a BET host for the brand’s music festival BET Experience at L.A. Live last June where she interviewed celebrities and musicians
Interested lovers have dropped her direct messages sharing their race, their skills, even their university GPA’s, for a chance to win a date with the young actress. But she decided to let her followers decide for her based on popular vote.
One candidate, William Haynes, rose above the rest for his video response that she reposted on her Instagram account. The video displayed William watching her energetic single announcement.
‘Hi Arantza…We met a couple months ago. I decided for me that it’s very important for me to submit a Daddy application. I think that you and I could potentially have something if we work hard at it,’ he introduced himself in the video.
However the model is taking her time before finding the one.
‘We are still processing all of the applicants. This role is very important to us at Arantza Inc and we want to make sure everyone has an equal opportunity for the Daddy position. The daddy position hasn’t been open in a long time, we are looking for experienced individuals that can really help our company soar to greater heights,’ she joked to Daily Mail.
She also revealed that applicants that don’t make the cut are demoted to a Friends Zone application. The recognition from her unique approach to finding love has left her grateful from the online fame.
‘I’m truly humbled. It’s such an honor to help all the young ladies of the world to find their true daddies’ she said.