People reveal their most hilarious drunken text exchanges

Texting while drunk is never a good idea, yet many people simply can’t refrain the urge to send their friends a carefully crafted note (or so they thought) after a night out.

A new series of photos reveals the most hilarious exchanges some have had with their pals and family members after downing one too many drinks, as well as the sobering messages they received the following morning.

Some were also slightly puzzled to see texts that felt like they made sense at the time, but that ended up being complete gibberish once read with a sober mind.

One woman hilariously recounted making lunch for herself while tipsy, only to find out later that she had in fact only prepared an empty lunch box.

Another person received a text from a person saved in their contacts as ‘nice ploice man [sic]’, telling them not to drink themselves into such an intoxicated state anymore and to stay safe. 

Doing it for the cheese: Someone desperately tried to get some free queso, but the automated response service did not understand their request

Going beyond the call of duty: A customer service representative for the clothing brand Boohoo had a nice exchange with a slightly tipsy client

Going beyond the call of duty: A customer service representative for the clothing brand Boohoo had a nice exchange with a slightly tipsy client

Chiming in: Abul even helped the person choose which food to eat after their night out

Chiming in: Abul even helped the person choose which food to eat after their night out

Not scared: This person told an automated messaging service they weren't afraid of its codes

Not scared: This person told an automated messaging service they weren’t afraid of its codes

So how are you writing this? Someone was convinced they had lost their phone despite being apparently perfectly capable of sending texts

So how are you writing this? Someone was convinced they had lost their phone despite being apparently perfectly capable of sending texts

Gotta have it: A few drinks weren't enough to erase this person's need for a $5 triangle

Gotta have it: A few drinks weren’t enough to erase this person’s need for a $5 triangle

That must have hurt: Someone thought they had become able to open beer with their teeth, but apparently the move made their pearly whites bleed

That must have hurt: Someone thought they had become able to open beer with their teeth, but apparently the move made their pearly whites bleed

That should go without saying: One person was apparently so drunk they thought it was necessary to ask their own father whether he is a virgin

That should go without saying: One person was apparently so drunk they thought it was necessary to ask their own father whether he is a virgin

One-sided: This person ended up responding to their own text asking whether they had arrived home safely after a night out

One-sided: This person ended up responding to their own text asking whether they had arrived home safely after a night out

Authorities: Another person received a text from a person saved in their contacts as 'nice ploice man [sic]', telling them not to drink themselves into such an intoxicated state anymore

Authorities: Another person received a text from a person saved in their contacts as ‘nice ploice man [sic]’, telling them not to drink themselves into such an intoxicated state anymore

That's a short trip: One friend had to tell this reveler they called a taxi to take their home despite hosting the party at their own house

That’s a short trip: One friend had to tell this reveler they called a taxi to take their home despite hosting the party at their own house

Backfiring: Seven hours were all this person needed to go from loving to hating alcohol

Backfiring: Seven hours were all this person needed to go from loving to hating alcohol

Very realistic: Someone managed to recreate the Jaws theme song in a series of texts

Very realistic: Someone managed to recreate the Jaws theme song in a series of texts

Office politics: One person appeared to text their boss and was worried it would cost them their job, but their superior seemed to understand

Office politics: One person appeared to text their boss and was worried it would cost them their job, but their superior seemed to understand

Intervention: Someone apparently had a Chinese restaurant employee type the beginning of their text before the employee took over and asked the person's friend to talk to him

Intervention: Someone apparently had a Chinese restaurant employee type the beginning of their text before the employee took over and asked the person’s friend to talk to him

Cravings: This father wanted a Twinkie and wasted no time asking his son to by him one

Cravings: This father wanted a Twinkie and wasted no time asking his son to by him one

Unrelated: One person swore they were trying to call the other person as promised but kept sending them a photo of an oyster instead

Unrelated: One person swore they were trying to call the other person as promised but kept sending them a photo of an oyster instead

That sums it up: Someone clumsily tried to suggest smoking booze instead of weed before ending the conversation with 'I'm just so alcohol'

That sums it up: Someone clumsily tried to suggest smoking booze instead of weed before ending the conversation with ‘I’m just so alcohol’

Chemistry: One person became convinced they were made out of one per cent Frosted Flakes after eating an entire box of cereal

Chemistry: One person became convinced they were made out of one per cent Frosted Flakes after eating an entire box of cereal

Honest: Upon being told they had tried to kiss someone before calling them an 'obese penguin', one person admitted it sounded like something they would do

Honest: Upon being told they had tried to kiss someone before calling them an ‘obese penguin’, one person admitted it sounded like something they would do

No hard feelings: Despite an awkward exchange during which they said 'I love you' to the wrong person, one person still received a happy Thanksgiving message from the same friend

No hard feelings: Despite an awkward exchange during which they said ‘I love you’ to the wrong person, one person still received a happy Thanksgiving message from the same friend

Secret identity: Someone tried to claim they were actually Batman, but only managed to out themselves as being drunk

Secret identity: Someone tried to claim they were actually Batman, but only managed to out themselves as being drunk

Reality check: This person thought they had driven themselves home, but it turned out they were pretending to drive using a paper plate while a friend took them back to their place

Reality check: This person thought they had driven themselves home, but it turned out they were pretending to drive using a paper plate while a friend took them back to their place

Magic! Someone were convinced they had seen Hagrid from Harry Potter but it turned out to simply be a man with a beard

Magic! Someone were convinced they had seen Hagrid from Harry Potter but it turned out to simply be a man with a beard

Seriously: One person was told they needed help after finding this rather far-fetched way of announcing they had downed many beers

Seriously: One person was told they needed help after finding this rather far-fetched way of announcing they had downed many beers

Challenge accepted: After drinking a bit too much, this person made a significant effort to try to bite their own nose

Challenge accepted: After drinking a bit too much, this person made a significant effort to try to bite their own nose

Declining the invitation: One person accidentally got a text intended for someone else and explained in a long message that they wouldn't be able to join the night out

Declining the invitation: One person accidentally got a text intended for someone else and explained in a long message that they wouldn’t be able to join the night out

Not even close: Booze was enough to make this person think a cat was really a tiny lion

Not even close: Booze was enough to make this person think a cat was really a tiny lion

Standards: One person thought that singing a Finding Nemo tune while pressing their face against a fish tank wasn't so bad as far as drunken antics go

Standards: One person thought that singing a Finding Nemo tune while pressing their face against a fish tank wasn’t so bad as far as drunken antics go

Spooky: After a few drinks, tampons ended up looking like ghosts in the mind of this reveler

Spooky: After a few drinks, tampons ended up looking like ghosts in the mind of this reveler

Still in: One person wrongly received a message asking them to party and were still tempted to accept the invitation

Still in: One person wrongly received a message asking them to party and were still tempted to accept the invitation

Glad we're on the same page: Someone became very confused as to whether they had become intimate with this other person, but apparently nothing happened

Glad we’re on the same page: Someone became very confused as to whether they had become intimate with this other person, but apparently nothing happened

Echo: Marissa decided to repeat everything her friend was saying, thus producing a frustrating and fruitless exchange

Echo: Marissa decided to repeat everything her friend was saying, thus producing a frustrating and fruitless exchange

Disappointed: One woman hilariously recounted making lunch for herself while tipsy, only to find out later that she had in fact only prepared an empty lunch box

Disappointed: One woman hilariously recounted making lunch for herself while tipsy, only to find out later that she had in fact only prepared an empty lunch box

Oversharing: Someone accidentally told a total stranger intimate things about the state of their nipples after having a few too many drinks

Oversharing: Someone accidentally told a total stranger intimate things about the state of their nipples after having a few too many drinks

Wise advice: This mother told her child to drink some water after they had a bit too much Chardonnay at the Olive Garden

Wise advice: This mother told her child to drink some water after they had a bit too much Chardonnay at the Olive Garden

Getting ready: One person told someone to wait until they were drunk in order to talk

Getting ready: One person told someone to wait until they were drunk in order to talk

Is anybody listening? Someone sent their friend a message asking if they were in town and responded to their own missive, assuring themselves they were home

Is anybody listening? Someone sent their friend a message asking if they were in town and responded to their own missive, assuring themselves they were home

That won't be necessary: This person asked someone else to take them home even though they had already done so

That won’t be necessary: This person asked someone else to take them home even though they had already done so

Auto correct: Jennie grew extremely frustrated by how difficult it was to spell 'glowstick'

Auto correct: Jennie grew extremely frustrated by how difficult it was to spell ‘glowstick’

Taking a stance: Someone expressed their anger at the online game FarmVille by coming after their friend's mother's garden

Taking a stance: Someone expressed their anger at the online game FarmVille by coming after their friend’s mother’s garden



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