Resident writes open letter to neighbour after he caught him masturbating in his backyard 

‘There were children out’: Disgruntled resident writes a scathing open letter to his neighbour after he caught him masturbating in the backyard

  • The man was masturbating while facing a busy path and exercise equipment
  • The resident said it was 4.30 in the afternoon and children were riding past
  • They asked the man why he didn’t wait until midnight when no one could see

A disgruntled resident has slammed their neighbour in an open letter after they caught him masturbating in his backyard.

The unidentified resident from Mawson Lakes, north Adelaide, posted the rant to Reddit on Wednesday night.

He said he was concerned that unsuspecting children passing by might have seen the act.

‘Normally I wouldn’t write something like this, being the quiet neighbourino I am,’ the letter read.

The unidentified citizen from Mawson Lakes (stock image pictured), north Adelaide, posted the euphemism-laden rant on Reddit on Wednesday night

‘But… well. When you and two others walk past a dude playing the ol’ five finger shuffle in broad daylight in his backyard, it’s a slight cause for concern.

‘Don’t mistaken me for a prude, I’m all for spanking the monkey and making pearl jam myself. But mate – your backyard faces a popular running/walking route, and it was 4.30 in the afternoon. Your fence doesn’t hide sh**t. And there were children out.’

The resident went on to say they had no intention of shaming the masturbator by taking photos and videos but encouraged them to engage in sexual activities inside their ‘huge’ house where ‘kids, runners, walkers and puppies can clearly see’.

 

'Couldn't you have done it at midnight or something? Or just done it inside' the baffled resident asked

‘Couldn’t you have done it at midnight or something? Or just done it inside’ the baffled resident asked

‘Couldn’t you have done it at midnight or something? Or just done it inside?’ the baffled resident asked. 

‘We all love battling the purple headed yogurt slinger every once in a while, but for f**ks sake. Your house is huge. Do it inside.’  

Public masturbation carries a fine of $1,250 or three months in jail. 

The letter comes just days after a man was caught masturbating in the middle of a suburban Perth park wearing nothing but a hat. 

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