Samantha X shares Instagram poem about sex work

She announced her retirement from escorting earlier this year.

But her past profession hasn’t seemed to stray far from Samantha X’s mind, judging by her recent social media posts.

On Thursday, the buxom blonde, 43, took to her Instagram to share a humorous poem she had written about her time as a sex worker.

Rhyme but no reason! On Thursday, former high class escort Samantha X took to Instagram to share a cringe-worthy poem about her past profession

‘There once was an escort called Sam X. Who wasn’t that good at sex,’ the poem read.

It continued: ‘She didn’t do this, didn’t do that. So she charged a grand for the chat.’ 

Above the rhyme, Samantha had written: ‘My funny poem’.

She then captioned the masterpiece: ‘Current mood’.  

'There once was an escort called Sam X': The humorous poem provided details about her former line of work

‘There once was an escort called Sam X’: The humorous poem provided details about her former line of work

The blonde bombshell recently made headlines after she confirmed her relationship with Channel Nine reporter Ryan Phelan.

And in the revealing Instagram post, Samantha wasn’t shy in letting her followers know exactly what her new beau thought of her handy work.

‘This is my boyfriend’s response to my poem: “Your poem needs work… if you ever want to understand iambic pentameter come and talk to me.”‘ she wrote in the comments section.

'Your poem needs work': The former high class escort also revealed her boyfriend Ryan Phelan was not too impressed with her rhymes

‘Your poem needs work’: The former high class escort also revealed her boyfriend Ryan Phelan was not too impressed with her rhymes

Couple goals: Ryan Phelan (left) and Samantha X confirmed their relationship last month

Couple goals: Ryan Phelan (left) and Samantha X confirmed their relationship last month

Last month, Samantha confirmed she was dating the journalist after giving up her sex worker gig.

She previously told Daily Mail Australia the couple ‘are very happy’ and Ryan made her realise it was time to ‘close the chapter’ and start a new life with him.  

The couple met while Samantha was on a promotional tour for her book Back On Top. 

Destiny ! The couple met while Samantha was on a promotional tour for her book Back On Top

Destiny ! The couple met while Samantha was on a promotional tour for her book Back On Top



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