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Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging responses to ex partners

No going back! Scorned women offer a masterclass in sass with stinging text responses to hopeful ex-partners

  • Hilarious messages from around the world rounded up by withmyladies.com
  • After ex partners make a sneaky effort to rekindle romance, this round-up gives a lesson in how to deliver shade in just a few hundred characters 
  • One woman tells her ex: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? Good, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’
  • Another quips: ‘Are you air or water? Then I don’t need you…’ 


When a relationship ends, it’s very rarely ever completely over, as this selection of messages – in which exes try and reignite the flames of passion with former squeezes – proves.  

However, ex partners from around the world, desperate to rekindle romance with women they’ve dumped or cheated on, were given short shrift in this sassy masterclass rounded up by withmyladies.com. 

There’s the woman who diminished her one-time partner with the line: ‘Do you want to be the sun in my life? Good, then stay 92, 935, 700 miles away from me :)’

And then there’s the texter who, after being peppered with a string of messages trying to make contact, simply wrote back ‘unsubscribe’. Ouch. 

Scroll down for a selection of attitude-filled replies that saw one-time partners well and truly kicked to the kerb…

Beautiful nightmare: This romance is staying firmly in the past thanks to a non-nonsense come-back

Now, that's a heckle! Paige reels in her ex...and then unleashes the distance from the sun

Now, that’s a heckle! Paige reels in her ex…and then unleashes the distance from the sun

Not mincing their words...8th June means absolutely nothing but trouble to this person

Not mincing their words…8th June means absolutely nothing but trouble to this person

Keep it brief: Like a subscription you no longer want, this person bins their former flame

Keep it brief: Like a subscription you no longer want, this person bins their former flame

Definitely not pulling punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

Definitely not pulling punches: This former lover gets it right where it hurts

In your dreams, buddy! This woman offers an acerbic comeback to a sleazy message

In your dreams, buddy! This woman offers an acerbic comeback to a sleazy message

Washing my hair EVERY day: There's no chance of a flat white between these two

Washing my hair EVERY day: There’s no chance of a flat white between these two

This person is now sleeping like a baby...without a cheater in their life

This person is now sleeping like a baby…without a cheater in their life

Failed at the first hurdle: rambling romantic messages don't work if you spell someone's name wrong

Failed at the first hurdle: rambling romantic messages don’t work if you spell someone’s name wrong

A little harsh, maybe: This person makes no bones about their lack of feeling for an ex

A little harsh, maybe: This person makes no bones about their lack of feeling for an ex

Fell for it! This woman serves up her revenge properly cold

Fell for it! This woman serves up her revenge properly cold

Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

Find me on social! A former partner has no plans to see their ex in the flesh anytime soon

Put-down! An over-dramatic message gets short shrift here

Put-down! An over-dramatic message gets short shrift here

That's my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

That’s my excuse! This relationship is dead and buried, at least according to one person in it

Never go back: Branding her one-time love a mistake, this person is only looking to the future

Never go back: Branding her one-time love a mistake, this person is only looking to the future

Such a joker: This iMessage evokes a string of laughter, and then a curt goodbye

Such a joker: This iMessage evokes a string of laughter, and then a curt goodbye

No air: An apology for cheating gets this philanderer absolutely nowhere

No air: An apology for cheating gets this philanderer absolutely nowhere

Need you like a hole in the head: This person gives their old love the heave-ho

Need you like a hole in the head: This person gives their old love the heave-ho

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