A online retailer has come up with the ultimate way to send Prince Harry and Meghan Markle good vibes at the approach of their wedding—by creating a pair of sex toys inspired by their upcoming nuptials.
Lovehoney, an online sex toy boutique, has come up with a set of two sex toys meant to serve as souvenirs of the big day, which will see Meghan, 36, and Harry, 33, tie the knot on May 19.
Both accessories come in packaging featuring cartoon versions of the prince and the actress, with the bearded prince and his fiancee’s avatars pointing excitedly towards the toys.
Good vibes only! An online retailer has launched a pair of royal-wedding-themed sex toys ahead of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s nuptials
One of the toys, dubbed the ‘Markle Sparkle finger ring’, is a gray vibrating ring—presumably meant to call to mind Meghan’s engagement stone.
The ring, which retails for $12, can be placed on a finger and can be used either solo or with a partner.
It is described on the company’s website as a ‘dazzling commemorative vibrating finger ring in celebration of the royal wedding’.
‘I give you this ring as a symbol of my commitment; to honor, tease, and please you with orgasms all night long,’ the description reads in part.
The other nuptials-themed toy is a golden yellow vibrating penis ring with a ‘textured nub to stimulate Madam while Sir troops the Colour’, per the retailer’s platform.
Jewel: One of the toys, dubbed the ‘Markle Sparkle finger ring’ is a gray vibrating ring—presumably meant to call to mind Meghan’s engagement stone
Accessory: The other nuptials-themed toy is a golden yellow vibrating penis ring with a ‘textured nub to stimulate Madam while Sir troops the Colour’, per the retailer’s platform
Lovehoney is marketing the ring, also available for $12, as ‘a royal wedding souvenir that’s way more fun than a tea towel or mug’.
Both of the toys’ packaging also includes a Union Flag on the front, in a clear nod to Harry’s native country.
For customers who just can’t decide which of the two vibrating mementos they should purchase, the website is even running a ‘buy one, get one free’ sale, meaning they can get both for $12.
The sex toy company is one of many retailers who are cashing in on Harry and Meghan’s upcoming wedding.
Face masks, cardboard cutouts, tea towels, and mugs have all appeared on the market for those wanting to keep a souvenir of the big day.
Official memorabilia is also available, including mugs, cookie boxes, candles and Christmas ornaments all bearing Harry and Meghan’s initials.