Suburban mums reveal their raunchiest sex confessions

The idea of your mother having sex is a strange one – particularly when she’s willing to openly talk about it.

And that was the case for a group of parents on Sydney’s North Shore who participated in a survey around oral sex and the cheekiest places they’ve got their rocks off. 

The results were eye opening – and often eye watering as well – particularly when it came to the anonymous ‘confessions’ section.

 

That was the case for a group of parents on Sydney’s North Shore who participated in a survey around oral sex and the cheekiest places they’ve got their rocks off.

None of the middle-aged mothers held back.

‘When my husband and I first got together we both lived at home with our parents so finding a place to have sex was pretty much impossible,’ one woman said.

Who is a typical North Shore mum?

Generally speaking she’s in her 30s or 40s, heterosexual, married and been with her partner for at least 10 years. 

She’s got at least one child, but more likely two, aged somewhere between a baby and 10 years old, and lives in (or near) the North Shore. 

‘So we used to go to a cafe that had a secluded disabled toilets adjacent to it and get it on.’

Sometimes things bordered on illegal. 

‘On the bonnet of a brand new Toyota MR2. In the grounds of a Roseville Public School… got sprung by a security guard with sniffer dogs… now THAT time I will never forget,’ one woman relayed.

Others revealed how a lesbian movie and fantasies about someone else in the bedroom were a major turn on.   

Others revealed how a lesbian movie and fantasies about someone else in the bedroom where a major turn on

Others revealed how a lesbian movie and fantasies about someone else in the bedroom where a major turn on

For others, it was the thrill of seeing someone else entirely.  

‘I’m having an affair. The sex is much better, more fun and kinkier with him. I’m much more confident in the bedroom with my lover than I am with my husband,’ a woman admitted.

While another said her sexual experiences where more tantalising with her ex-boyfriend.

‘The best sex was with my ex boyfriend. I am still loving him. Lots of time when I had sex with my partner, I visualise my ex. Also when I masturbate alone, watching porn, I often visualise my ex,’ they said.

Some women were keen on the idea of a threesome – while others lived that out in the flesh – and others had engaged in ‘orgies with older ladies’.

Some women were penchant to the idea of threesomes - while others lived them out in the flesh - and others had engaged in 'orgies with older ladies'

Some women were penchant to the idea of threesomes – while others lived them out in the flesh – and others had engaged in ‘orgies with older ladies’

Masturbation was a common topic, with some engaging in the saucy activity at work and other unusual settings to relieve menstrual cramps.  

‘Perfect reason for a little self love or for my partner to give me a little hand every month,’ one lady joked.

Many were turned off by the idea of giving – or receiving – any form of oral sex because it ‘grossed them out’.

It wasn’t always the titillation of an affair that got women excited, with some finding satisfaction at home.

‘I went home with my husband the night I met him, after swearing I would never do that again,’ she began.

‘He made me come that night and it was the first time anyone had done that. Many times when I have considered leaving him, I have had to consider that I will never have sex with anyone else that is as good as the sex I have with my husband.’



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