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Women share their hilarious worst first date experiences 

Frustrated women across the globe have taken to Twitter to share their worst dating experiences. 

In a viral thread started by Bangkok-born Natt Garun who currently lives in New York, daters spoke about the moment they realised their rendezvous was less romantic and more repugnant.

On the thread, which has received 1,400 likes, one woman recalled how her date sat her down at a bar, told her he was going to the toilet, then never returned.

Another horrified singleton recalled the moment her date told her he was married but his wife was ‘flexible’, rendering a quick end to their potential romance.

Meanwhile one woman revealed her date’s idea of romance was to take her home to cook and eat dinner with his parents the first time they went out. 

Frustrated women across the glove have taken to Twitter to share their worst dating experiences in a viral thread, with one woman revealing her date sat her on a seat before telling her he was going to the toilet and never returning

Another woman told followers how her date spent their dinner talking about how all of his ex girlfriends had left him homeless, before asking how large her home was

Another woman told followers how her date spent their dinner talking about how all of his ex girlfriends had left him homeless, before asking how large her home was

Continuing the hilarious worst dates thread, one woman recalled how her date got drunk before asking her to get out of the train two stops early to 'watch him pee on the tracks'

Continuing the hilarious worst dates thread, one woman recalled how her date got drunk before asking her to get out of the train two stops early to ‘watch him pee on the tracks’

Another horrified singleton told users about the moment her date told her he was married but his wife was 'flexible', rendering a quick end to their potential romance, in the hilarious thread

Another horrified singleton told users about the moment her date told her he was married but his wife was ‘flexible’, rendering a quick end to their potential romance, in the hilarious thread

Continuing the worst dates thread, one woman told how her date was a professional athlete and kept telling her they were '90% going to sleep with each other'- forgetting about her 10%

Continuing the worst dates thread, one woman told how her date was a professional athlete and kept telling her they were ‘90% going to sleep with each other’- forgetting about her 10%

One woman didn't realise their date would get quite as serious so soon, when she was introduced to his parents on what she thought would be a romantic one-on-one dinner

One woman didn’t realise their date would get quite as serious so soon, when she was introduced to his parents on what she thought would be a romantic one-on-one dinner

Adding to the thread, one dater recalled how her date talked continuously about himself and the only questions he asked her concerned whether Michael Jackson was guilty or not

Adding to the thread, one dater recalled how her date talked continuously about himself and the only questions he asked her concerned whether Michael Jackson was guilty or not

One singleton was left decidedly creeped out when her date continuously complimented her 'very nice teeth', and admitted she never spoke to him again, in the 'worst dates' thread

One singleton was left decidedly creeped out when her date continuously complimented her ‘very nice teeth’, and admitted she never spoke to him again, in the ‘worst dates’ thread

Excited for  Sunday morning date, one tweeted told how her breakfast date turned into a two hour church date, much to her bemusement, in the viral twitter thread

Excited for  Sunday morning date, one tweeted told how her breakfast date turned into a two hour church date, much to her bemusement, in the viral twitter thread

Continuing the hilarious thread of date fails, one woman told how her friend's date was told that he 'loves Vietnamese girls because of their skin is so soft'

Continuing the hilarious thread of date fails, one woman told how her friend’s date was told that he ‘loves Vietnamese girls because of their skin is so soft’

Meanwhile one woman was less than impressed when her date told her she looked 'prettier than her pictures', adding that it was the shortest date she went on

Meanwhile one woman was less than impressed when her date told her she looked ‘prettier than her pictures’, adding that it was the shortest date she went on

Adding to the thread of hilarious first date fails, one woman told how they didn't even make it that far after her use of the word 'suffice' ended in her would-be date branding her 'arrogant'

Adding to the thread of hilarious first date fails, one woman told how they didn’t even make it that far after her use of the word ‘suffice’ ended in her would-be date branding her ‘arrogant’

One horrified woman revealed how during a first visit to the cinema her date started a fight with some people at the back of the screening room, causing her to hot-foot it out

One horrified woman revealed how during a first visit to the cinema her date started a fight with some people at the back of the screening room, causing her to hot-foot it out

During what appeared to be an innocent date in Starbucks, one dater told how she was asked whether she would 'pee on him' in a series of hilarious first date fail tweets

During what appeared to be an innocent date in Starbucks, one dater told how she was asked whether she would ‘pee on him’ in a series of hilarious first date fail tweets

Continuing the Twitter thread, one woman was less than impressed when her date tried to scam better concert seats before dumping a pile of rubbish in front of her and peeing on it

Continuing the Twitter thread, one woman was less than impressed when her date tried to scam better concert seats before dumping a pile of rubbish in front of her and peeing on it

Meanwhile one woman revealed her date started to loudly arrange a meeting with another woman mid-way through their meet-up, in the viral Twitter thread

Meanwhile one woman revealed her date started to loudly arrange a meeting with another woman mid-way through their meet-up, in the viral Twitter thread

In a rather odd date one woman found herself in hospital after her date got glass in his eye, before he started to share his playlist of Michael Jackson songs

In a rather odd date one woman found herself in hospital after her date got glass in his eye, before he started to share his playlist of Michael Jackson songs

Joining the hilarious thread, one unimpressed woman recalled how her date said to her 'I don't usually date black women but I'll make an exception for you'

Joining the hilarious thread, one unimpressed woman recalled how her date said to her ‘I don’t usually date black women but I’ll make an exception for you’

One dater was less than impressed when her suitor ordered her to dress up for him before asking whether he could 'feel her up  a little' in the hilarious viral Twitter thread

One dater was less than impressed when her suitor ordered her to dress up for him before asking whether he could ‘feel her up  a little’ in the hilarious viral Twitter thread

Concluding the viral thread one singleton told how during her chips and salsa meal her date  pulled the classic 'I forgot my wallet' line, signifying the end of their date

Concluding the viral thread one singleton told how during her chips and salsa meal her date  pulled the classic ‘I forgot my wallet’ line, signifying the end of their date



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