Will Ferrell: In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy, it’s great to be here with two tennis legends Roger Federer and John Macintosh. Roger, tonight you seemed like a gazelle out there on the court. Would you describe your game as a silky gazelle?
Federer: Maybe, maybe not. A gazelle… don’t they get eaten at the end?
Ferrell: Not if they’re fast enough. Quick question Roger. You’re 36 years old, you seem ageless. Are you a witch or a vampire?
Federer: Errrr… [McEnroe: Which one’s better?] Yeah, exactly. I don’t like those.
Ferrell: Probably a vampire. Now, there’s a rumour in the men’s locker room that you love coming to play down here in Melbourne, and your secret to fitness is you only eat wombat meat. Is that true?
Federer: That is untrue.
Ferrell: Have you ever tasted wombat meat?
Federer: I have not. Should I?
Ferrell: It is delicious. The national food of Australia. Roger, I know how much this crowd means to you. They’re an amazing crowd. But does it get annoying when they just scream, ‘Come on Roger, come on Roger’ [Australian accent] over and over again.
Federer: They remind me of my name. At an older age, you start forgetting your name sometimes. It’s great.
Ferrell: Thank you Roger. Wonderful match. Stay classy, Melbourne.