Constance Hall has fired back at cruel trolls for criticising her wedding after she tied the knot to father-of-two Denim Cooke.
The couple – who are expecting their first child together – got married in a ceremony so secret, guests were under strict instructions not to take any pictures on Saturday.
Since then, the Perth mother-of-four has come under attack after her intimate wedding photographs emerged on social media.
But showing her haters how unfazed she feels about their outburst, she boasted about her gleeful day, along with a photograph of her new husband planting a tender kiss on her blossoming baby bump.
The couple got married at a secret location – but reports suggest they tied the knot at the luxury Karriview Lodge in Western Australia
She shared a photo of her new husband planting a tender kiss on her blossoming baby bump
‘Today I have two teenagers teaching two children how to surf, two toddlers splashing naked in the shore, my dog is living his best life next to me on the sand and my husband is whispering to our baby all of the things he’s got to look forward to on the outside,’ she wrote on Facebook.
‘Do you think I give two f***s that some sad people write dumb things about me on the internet?
‘Nope.
‘I only hope they find some peace. All any of us need is some god dam [sic] peace.’
The controversial mummy blogger praised her supporters for jumping to her defence.
‘To all of the lovely Queens who have messaged me concerned about the trolls and the s*** they have said about my wedding,’ she wrote.
‘Firstly, thank you. Thank you so much for caring.’
Constance Hall tied the knot to Denim Cooke on Saturday in a secret wedding ceremony
Her latest post comes after the pair reportedly tied the knot at the Karriview Lodge, Cowaramup, in Western Australia.
On Monday, Denim took to social media to gush about his new wife.
Taking to his Facebook group The Cooke Trinity, he spoke fondly about Constance to more than 60,000 of his followers.
‘Now it seems pretty obvious that Con is an amazingly attractive woman … you know it … I know it …. hell the world knows it and I was prepared for it,’ he wrote.
But as soon as his bride-to-be made her way down the aisle of their forest wedding, an emotional Mr Cooke said he couldn’t help but shed a tear.
‘I was cool and calm all day. I felt prepared. Everything had gone to plan,’ he said.
‘The moment Con walked out of the forest a tear was torn in the fabric of time, you probably felt it. She appeared to me after a rapturous applause at the end of the forest aisle.
‘My heart immediately sank. I tried to compose myself but my my throat spasmed with that weird lump it gets and my tears flowed like rain.
‘This woman was not from earth. She was translucent, ethereal and walking my way to become my wife. You have never seen and entrance like this woman created … sexy as f*** with the sexiest sass that rivaled any sex symbol of any time period.’
The father-of-two has taken to social media to gush about his new wife after their wedding day
He went on to describe the special day after enjoying a blissful ceremony.
‘Our ceremony was perfect,’ he continued.
‘It was low key, in the forest and we did it on our terms. We are the real deal… here to help, inspire and share our journey.’
He ended his post by thanking everyone who supported the couple.
‘I feel I have expressed my side of this wonderful union,’ he added.
‘Spending time now with all those special people today (feeling rude) wishing everyone out there a slice of this happiness we share and I thank you for all your support and well wishes.
‘And a special thanks to all of our guests that opened your hearts and most importantly, wallets, to our beautiful rafiki family.’
His latest post comes after Constance shared the first wedding photograph of herself in a festival-inspired white gown and her new husband on Sunday.
‘From the bottom of my heart. I’ve never been this happy in my life,’ she wrote in the caption.
The pair (pictured) have been dating since around April last year, after the breakdown of Constance’s former marriage
While the ceremony itself has been closely guarded and many of the details have remained a secret, Constance herself did share some other words with her 1.1 million followers on Facebook:
‘Tomorrow I marry this guy,’ she wrote in a post late on Friday night.
‘I’ve eaten a whole jar of Cadbury Almonds for the nerves.
‘Of course the wedding almost didn’t happen, for the first time we fought all week,’ she continued.
‘A combination of stress and me pushing him to be more of a talker when he just wants a moment to think and him possibly having a realisation that he’s about to marry a pregnant chick with four small kids who blogs and writes books about every detail of her relationship to the world.’
Constance added: ‘I’m not your typical trophy wife. And I’m not for everyone, but hey neither is he.’
While many of the details of the wedding were kept secret, Constance (pictured right) did take to her Instagram stories on Saturday morning to announce the big day
She also posted on Facebook on Friday evening, writing: ‘We are not for everyone, but definitely for each other’
The 34-year-old continued her lengthy post by saying: ‘Blending families is really tough.
‘You favour your kids, they favour theirs, you favour theirs and they favour theirs, so you resent that and you go back to favouring yours all while looking for the perfect equal, just wanting things to work.
‘If either of you say anything that could be perceived as negative about the others [sic] kids you turn into a fierce protective b**ch, you can’t help it, its instinctual.’
She said that in spite of this, ‘you keep going, growing, letting your tolerance take over’:
‘And most importantly remembering that we are the team.
‘Me and Denzy, we are the ones who brought this chaotic glorious mess together, we are the glue, our time together and happiness is so imperative to it all making sense.
‘Relationships with kids involved are bloody hard work, but the rewards are even more intense then meeting and marrying the person of your dreams.
‘We are not for everyone, but definitely for each other,’ Constance concluded – adding that there will be ‘plenty of filming and photos’ when she is ready to share them.
Constance (pictured) also touched on how they are going to make their ‘blended families’ work – Constance has four kids, is pregnant again and Denim has two
‘Me and Denzy, we are the ones who brought this chaotic glorious mess together, we are the glue, our time together and happiness is so imperative to it all making sense,’ she said
Constance Hall separated from her former husband of six years, Bill Mahon (both pictured), in April last year – leaving some feeling she moved on quickly with Denim
Constance later shared an Instagram story on her profile on Saturday morning, in which she and friends could be seen preparing for the big day.
‘Hello Instagram, it’s the day of the wedding,’ the excited bride said to the camera.
Constance Hall and Denim Cooke first started dating while Constance was wrapped up in the separation from her former husband of six years, Bill Mahon.
Her new relationship – which was announced in April last year – didn’t come without its own controversy, after some of her followers and fans insisted the mother-of-four moved on too quickly after separating from Bill.
However, against all odds, she and Denim’s relationship blossomed throughout the latter part of 2017, with Constance getting engaged in June and later confessing she is pregnant with her fifth child (with Denim) in October.
‘Guys… The commune is welcoming another baby,’ she posted on Facebook.
‘We have no idea how it slipped through. We tried everything, on and off bouts of the pill (until it flared my colitis too much), withdrawal, morning after pills.
‘Guys…The commune is welcoming another baby,’ Constance (pictured with Denim) posted on Facebook about her pregnancy
‘We have no idea how it slipped through. We tried everything, on and off bouts of the pill (until it flared my colitis too much), withdrawal, morning after pills,’ Constance posted about her pregnancy
It has been reported that Constance and Denim enjoyed a low-key ceremony at the luxury Karriview Lodge, in Margaret River (stock image)
Constance has promised to share photos and videos of the event when she is ready to share them (pictured with Denim)
‘We actually have no idea how this baby slipped through. But it did,’
Constance herself already has four children, while Denim has two.
It has been reported that Constance and Denim enjoyed a low-key ceremony at the luxury Karriview Lodge, in Margaret River.
The accommodation’s website reads: ‘At Karriview the emphasis is on simplicity, elegance and most importantly, relaxation’.
There are options to either book out the entire property for a wedding ceremony, or just an area of the grounds and gardens.
‘Our wedding motto is “Celebrate the weekend, not just the day” and we will take great pleasure in ensuring your dream wedding is truly perfect,’ the website reads.