There is, it seems, nothing quite as intriguing as other people’s sex lives – especially when steamy sessions don’t quite go to plan.
And now a Mumsnet thread has been revealing some women’s worst sexual experiences – often due to ill-timed comments.
One person asked other users the worst thing a partner has said to them in the bedroom, and there were some very surprising answers.
A Mumsnet thread revealed the worst things that women have ever heard from their partners in the bedroom
There were some men who hadn’t mastered the art of dirty talk, calling their ladies ‘naughty girl’ and asking them ‘who’s the master?’.
Other men thought sex was the perfect time to call things off, as several women revealed they’d been dumped in the middle of doing the deed.
A woman discovered that her partner was married while in the throes of passion, while another took a phone call from his former wife while in the bedroom with his new girlfriend.
Other women revealed how their partners had made very unsexy observations about their surroundings while in the bedroom.
CinnamonBlockage wrote she’d been told: ”’I think there’s a train coming”. Doing the deed by a railway line. Sheffield to Manchester if anyone’s interested.’
‘The baby’s been staring at us’: Others said their children had walked in on them in the middle of doing the deed
Some users revealed that they didn’t like ‘dirty talk’ including being called a ‘naughty girl’
Winchimesabotage added: ‘Right in full swing of it he looked up at the window and said ”Oh its started getting light earlier now hasn’t it? It must be nearly spring what do you think?”’
Parents on their thread revealed that their children had often wandered into the bedroom and interrupted them.
Fournickate wrote: ‘DD, who was going through a very weird phase of calling me ‘mother’, silently walked in and said, very loudly ”Mother, I can’t sleep, can I phone grandma and tell her about my pet ladybird?”
‘Sex in my house is now called ladybirding.’
MonumentalAlabaster posted: ‘We became suddenly aware of our two-year-old standing by the bed saying “Hello it’s me again”. This was 25 years ago and that phrase still reduces us to giggles.’
Another woman discovered that her boyfriend was married in the middle of having sex wife him, while another was shocked when her partner answered a call from his ex wife in the bedroom
‘My name’s not Lisa’: Several women were called another woman’s name during sex with their partners
Some men decided to break up with their partners while having sex with them.
Alison100199 said: ‘We started doing the deed he said ‘I don’t think this is going to work out. I don’t want to see you any more’. Dumped during sex. Cheers mate.’
Other said they had been called the wrong names, with Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername writing: ”’Ohhh Lisa”….my name’s not Lisa.’
”’Ooooh Rebecca” my name is 4 letters starting with a K. Was not impressed,’ Bungleboggs added.