Who knew the founders of American towns could have such dirty minds?
A real estate company has put their heads deep in the gutter and set out to find the dirtiest, most sexual names of towns in every US state, with some proving far more lewd than others.
The most laugh-out-funny names include Beaver City, Nebraska, Ballplay, Alabama, Dickshooter, Idaho, Ramtown, New Jersey and Goshen Hole, Wyoming.
Who thought of these? A real estate company put a map together that they are calling ‘The Master List of the Most Obscene Town Names in America’
Rough and Ready: The list includes places like Rough and Ready, California (pictured), Humptulips, Washington, and Three Way, Arizona
Important research: Estately Real Estate Search went on a quest for the dirtiest names of US towns, like Butts, Georgia (pictured), after they created a list of the oddest town names
Some states seem more prude than others: The dirtiest name in Connecticut, Essex, falls flat against other hilarious names like Wisconsin’s Spread Eagle or Arizona’s Three Way.
According to Estately Real Estate Search, after they published a list of the oddest time names in the US, they were immediately ‘subjected to relentless online criticism for omitting a handful of town names that sounded sexual or obscene in nature.’
So the curious company apologized to everyone they let down – particularly the people from the towns of Intercourse, Blue Balls, and Climax – and to make things right, set out to find the lost lewd-sound names in the nation.
‘We placed our minds in the gutter and spent days looking over detailed maps and scrutinizing the names of all cities, towns, and unincorporated communities for anything that sounded even remotely sexual or perverse,’ said the company.
Interesting name choice: The list excludes natural features with sexual names like Minnesota’s Little Dick Lake in order to make things simpler. Pictured is Intercourse, Pennsylvania
More than enough dirty names to go around: The real estate company also published runner-ups like Blue Ball, Arkansas, and Balls Ferry, Georgia. Pictured is Humptulips, Washington
Seriously? Pee Pee Township in Pike County, Ohio (pictured) was one of the laugh-out-loud names included in the dirty list
To simplify things, they excluded natural features like Little Dick Lake in Minnesota and neighborhoods like Mianus in Connecticut.
Since there are just too many dirty-sounding names, way more than one per state, Estately also provided a list of the runner-ups, which include places like Kaka, Arizona, Blue Ball, Arkansas, and Sugar Tit, Kentucky, and Balls Ferry, Georgia.
West Virginia, California, Minnesota, New York, North Carolina and Ohio had the most amount of towns with obscene names.
They are asking readers to let them know of any names of cities, towns, or unincorporated communities that should be in the dirty list, since they plan to keep updating it so it can forever be ‘The Master List of the Most Obscene Town Names in America.’