Snowflakes look away! All the best posts from the Criminal Tweets account that specialises in VERY dark humour
If your sense of humour tends to be on the dark side, then there’s a Twitter account that specialises entirely in mildly inappropriate comedy.
Bored Panda has collected the best of the Criminal Tweets account posts from around the world that will appeal to anyone with a wicked sense of fun.
They include a man from Newcastle who whipped up a batch of hash brownies for the office as an ingenious albeit unethical way to make sure he wasn’t the only one failing a random drugs test.
It’s certainly not an idea to copy, but definitely made people chuckle.
People from around the world have shared dark humour Tweets and Bored Panda collected them into a funny gallery- including a man from Newcastle, joked that he made hash brownies for his office because he didn’t want to be the only one failing the drug test
Elsewhere, a US man revealed how he upset his mother by hollering ‘Dad’s home’ when his late father’s ashes were delivered to their home.
And commuters in Berlin no doubt did a double take when they saw an advert for funeral services on the other side of a train track with the invitation: ‘Come a little closer’.
It’s perhaps not the best account for the easily offended to follow, but it will definitely raise a smile if you’re a fan of dark comedy.
A man from the US was able to make a funny joke amid a sad time after he told his mother ‘dad was home’ when he received his ashes in the post
This advert for funeral services in Berlin was spotted just beyond a train track with the message ‘come a little closer’
Callie Geurts, from Salt Lake City, Utah, made a grim discovery when she investigated a smell coming from next door
Don’t go breakin’ my bones! You can’t argue with the logic of this, but let’s hope nobody tried it for themselves
Arrest yourself! A man from Lancaster, caught out the police by taking a snap of their vehicle in a mother and baby bay
The boy who cried wolf? A man from Austin, Texas, shared a snap of his car after his girlfriend caught him cheating – however many wondered if she was a werewolf
This person known as fruitloot joked that someone should cut mint gels into circles and replace their mates contacts lenses
Mike Primavera, from Chicago, suggested his neighbour was ‘feeding shelter cats to the coyotes’
This person suggested that their parents were in hell as they used to ‘beat’ him a little ‘too often’
Plane nasty! A man claimed that he’d cancelled someone’s flight after spotting her ticket on social media
YouTube showed this user that they will try to upsell to YouTube Premium no matter what the circumstance
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