A young woman has revealed what she thinks the type of watch a man owns says about him – and you won’t believe her favourite.
Ioana, from the Gold Coast, said to be wary of a man who owns a Rolex as he could be the ‘Tinder Swindler’ and Omega wearers aren’t as cool as they think they are.
The Canadian expat, who has been living in Australia for seven years, did not rate Daniel Wellington or Fossil watches as she said men who wear them are ‘stuck in 2016’.
She steers clear of guys who wear a Breitling but did like blokes who have an Apple and even Casio calculator watches.
Ioana shared her thoughts in a TikTok clip that sparked a lively debate between followers.
Canadian expat Ioana (pictured) has revealed what she think of Aussie men based on the watch they wear
Ioana, who’s been living in Australia for seven years, said men who wear Omegas have watched too much James Bond and aren’t as cool as they think they are
Despite confessing she doesn’t ‘know anything about watches’, Ioana said a man who has an Omega has watched ‘too many James Bond movies’ and ‘thinks he’s cooler than he actually is’.
‘If he wears a Daniel Wellington get that man a time machine because he’s still living in 2016. Same if he wears like a Fossil watch, just get a real watch,’ she joked.
She said those who have and can afford a Rolex have ‘expensive taste’.
‘But if he wears a Rolex to flash non-existent cash, he is the Tinder Swindler – keep him away from all your credit cards,’ she said.
Ioana thinks an Apple Watch is a sign of a ‘reliable and efficient man’.
She said those who can afford a Rolex have ‘expensive taste’. ‘But if he wears a Rolex to flash non-existent cash, he is the Tinder Swindler – keep him away from your credit cards,’ she said
‘If he wears a Daniel Wellington get that man a time machine because he’s still living in 2016. Same if he wears like a Fossil water, just get a real watch,’ Ioana joked
‘He’s probably very minimalistic and wants to optimise his exercise or sleep. His favourite book is probably Atomic Habits or something,’ she said referring to a popular book about building good habits and breaking bad ones.
‘If he wears a Breitling then he probably wants or already owns a boat either way lock this man down.’
Finally, she admitted: ‘If it’s not a Casio calculator watch I don’t want it’.
Ioana’s clip has been seen more than 447,300 times and racked up hundreds of comments from divided viewers.
Some were offended with Ioana’s hot takes with one saying: ‘OMEGA SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED’
‘Cries in Omega owner who has in fact watched too many James Bond movies,’ a second replied.
Ioana said blokes who wear a Breitling should be ‘locked down’ while she rated Apple Watches saying they’re a sign of a ‘reliable and efficient man’
‘Omega being bad?? But Apple watch good. Holy hell, that’s just blasphemy,’ a third commented.
However many thought the expat’s opinions were hilarious and agreed with many of her ‘accurate’ judgements.
‘You really must know watches. Omega is all about James Bond. If you have one you are definitely a fan,’ one man said.
‘Obviously doesn’t know anything about watches…except maybe the Fossil watch, that was fair,’ another wrote.
Finally, she admitted: ‘If it’s not a Casio calculator watch I don’t want it’. Many in the clip’s comments agreed with Ioana’s take and said they were ‘proud’ wearers of a Casio watch
‘The Casio is so cool, just a classic,’ a third said while someone agreed: ‘Never been so proud wearing a Casio’.
This isn’t the first time Ioana has shared what she thinks of a man based on what he owns.
Previously she revealed what she thinks the type of car a man drives says about him – and she didn’t hold back.
She said Tesla drivers act like they’re part of a pyramid scheme and Lexus drivers ‘have low self esteem’ in a TikTok video.
She also joked men who drive a Nissan Cube ‘belong in jail’ and thought Haval owners were boring.
She said men who own Teslas ‘won’t shut up about it’ and make their car the focus of every dinner party conversation
Ioana has posted an entire series of hilarious clips sharing her thoughts on the cars men drive and her latest instalment had viewers in stitches.
She said dating a man who drive a Tesla is like dating someone who is part of a pyramid scheme or a cult.
‘They won’t shut up about it, they keep trying to convince you to get one and they try to make it the focus of every single dinner party that you go,’ she said.
‘Beware that if you date a Tesla driver, he will spend the better part of a dinner party you’re invited to trying to convince everyone to go for a spin in his Tesla.
Secondly Ioana said Lexus drivers have ‘low self esteem’ from ‘having to convince everyone that buying a Lexus was actually a good idea’.
‘I went on several dates with a man who calls his Lexus the ‘Sexy Lexie’ and I am now traumatised for life,’ she said.
Ioana said a man ‘belongs in jail’ if he drives a Nissan Cube.
‘If you want to trust a man whose car looks like a character from Pixar’s Cars, you do you,’ she joked.
Finally, Ioana said Haval cars make her think of generic Black and Gold brand products.
‘This one is very Australia-specific but if he drives a Haval…his favourite drink is probably water and his favourite colour is probably beige,’ she said.
Ioana said a man who drives a Lexus has ‘low self esteem’ from convincing everyone buying one ‘was actually a good idea’ and Nissan cube owners ‘belong in jail’
‘It could be a Honda, it could be a Hyundai, pick an actual real car brand not a fake one, thank you.’
Viewers thought Ioana’s takes were hilarious and many agreed with her opinions on Tesla drivers.
‘Tesla is the new Tupperware,’ one joked and another said: ‘Tesla driver here and you got me’.
‘You absolutely nailed these,’ replied a third.
‘This one is very Australia specific but if he drives a Haval…his favourite drink is probably water and his favourite colour is probably beige,’ Ioana said
‘I thought this was going to be bad but you are soooo right. Spot on every one,’ wrote a fourth.
In a previous clip, Ioana revealed the cars she thought were ‘green flags’ including any type of Toyota except a Hilux or a Hiace.
‘When I ask you to picture type of car you picture a serial killer would drive do you pick a Mazda 6? Nope,’ she added.
‘If he pulls up in any type of Mazda you’re probably alright – green flag.’
Of the Volkswagen Passat, Ioana said: ‘Any type of man who goes to a car dealership and buys the most boring car Volkswagen have ever made he’s probably unproblematic.’
Ioana said if he drives any type of Honda it’s a green flag unless it’s a Civic but refused to ‘elaborate’.
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