Star of Netflix comedy Beef Ali Wong reveals the ‘secret’ way to tell if men have a micropenis

Ali Wong has revealed the ‘secret’ way people can tell if the man they’re dating has a micropenis. 

The San Francisco-born actress and comedian, 40, delved into her dating history in her 2018 Netflix comedy special Hard Knock Wife. 

In the resurfaced clip, the mother-of-two – who separated from her husband of seven years Justin Hakuta in 2022 – opened up about the advice she plans to one day give her daughters Mari, seven and Nikki, five. 

‘Everybody knows the secret now,’ she said. ‘When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves. It’s because we don’t respect you.’ 

Reflecting on her previous experience in relationships, Ali says people shouldn’t assume that a man is trying to be ‘respectful’ by not jumping into bed straight away. 

She joked: ‘It’s because he has a small d*** and he’s trying to trap you! Do not fall for that trap.’ 

Speaking from her own experience with an ex, Ali – who stars in the new Netflix hit series Beef – who revealed that she ‘fell for that s**t’ in the past.

She explained: ‘I fell in love and into a semi-long-term relationship with a man who kept on wanting to wait to have sex.

‘I assumed it’s because he thought I was so special and amazing and worth waiting for – he was hiding something!’

When they eventually did get physical, Ali was shocked the discover that he had a micropenis.

She then went on to describe it as a ‘tiny mess of a thing’.

Detailing the awkward exchange, the comedian says she asked him if he had been involved of an accident.

As a result, the comedian said they didn’t go on another date after this. 

The mother-of-two (pictured in March 2023) joked that she would remind her daughters of this advice when they start dating

Ali first met her ex-husband Justin – who is the son of inventor Ken ‘Dr. Fad’ Hakuta – in 2010 at a friend’s wedding reception. 

The pair married four years later before announcing their split last spring. A source close to couple told People the break-up was ‘amicable’ and they will continue to co-parent lovingly’.

Ali might have hinted at trouble ahead when she joked about wanting to ‘cheat’ on her husband with the ‘cast of The Avengers’ in her latest comedy special Ali Wong: Don Wong, which premiered on Valentine’s Day on Netflix.

‘I think I’m going through a midlife crisis,’ confessed Wong, who has a ‘deep envy towards single people.’

Ali Wong and her husband, former GoodRx VP Justin Hakuta, separated after seven years of marriage and two children. Pictured together in 2016

‘His and her pho’: The 4ft11in funnywoman originally met Hakuta – who’s the son of inventor Ken ‘Dr. Fad’ Hakuta – at a friend’s wedding reception in 2010 (pictured in 2019)

‘Having two C-sections and being the breadwinner of my family has turned me into a 50-year-old man.’ 

Since it landed on Netflix last week, Ali’s new series Beef has already bagged a 100 per cent Rotten Tomatoes score as fans called it ‘one of a kind’ and ‘show-stopping’.

The show tells the story of two strangers who get involved in a road rage incident and the aftermath. 

It stars Steven Yeun as Danny Cho, a failing contractor with a chip on his shoulder, who goes head-to-head with Amy Lau (Ali Wong), a person living a far different, picturesque life as a self-made entrepreneur.

An official synopsis from Netflix says: ‘The increasing stakes of their feud unravel their lives and relationships in this darkly comedic and deeply moving series.’