Piers Morgan asks outspoken American comedy star Roseanne Barr the ‘most difficult question in the world, apparently: what is a woman?’
Mother-of-five Roseanne, 70, responds: ‘A woman is me. A woman is somebody whose breasts are hanging down to her stomach.
‘Who has a prolapsed uterus from giving birth to five ungrateful little b*****ds who have never had to work for a thing in their goddamn life. That’s what a woman is.’
He did ask!
Piers Morgan asks outspoken American comedy star Roseanne Barr the ‘most difficult question in the world, apparently: what is a woman?’
Mother-of-five Roseanne, 70, responds to Morgan saying: ‘A woman is me. A woman is somebody whose breasts are hanging down to her stomach
Dame Maureen Lipman, in a conversation with Gyles Brandreth about her life and acting career, says the BBC destroyed compromising archive footage of their late presenter Mavis Nicholson interviewing Jimmy Savile.
‘Mavis was the only person who got Jimmy Savile,’ says Dame Maureen. In the hospitality room, she says, Savile slipped his hand into Ms Nicholson’s dress.
‘She told him: ‘Don’t you ever do that to me. Don’t you ever do that to any woman’. During their interview, Savile said everything he did was for Jesus. And Mavis said to him: ‘And James, is it for Jesus that you have these underage girls in your caravan?’ After the show he complained bitterly about her and had (the tape) destroyed.’
Dame Maureen Lipman, in a conversation with Gyles Brandreth (pictured together) about her life and acting career, says the BBC destroyed compromising archive footage of their late presenter Mavis Nicholson interviewing Jimmy Savile
Quirky Scots-born actor Alan Cumming, 58, pictured, muses: ‘The thing people don’t tell you about getting older is that you suddenly get weird nose hairs and eyebrow hairs that sort of stick out.
‘They don’t tell you that suddenly you go to the barber and they say, ‘Should I do your ears as well’?’
The bow-carrying Royal Company of Archers, sporting eagle feathers in their Balmoral bonnets, were a colourful addition to the King’s ‘McCoronation’ in Edinburgh.
Ex -Archer Sir Malcolm Rifkind – the former Tory Foreign Secretary – said the company, drawn from ‘the cream of Caledonian society’, need to understand ‘the general principles of how to comport yourself as well as how to march, stand to attention and so forth’.
Unpaid, they also have to be relaxed about funding their own uniform, equipment and travel.
Quirky Scots-born actor Alan Cumming, 58, pictured, muses: ‘The thing people don’t tell you about getting older is that you suddenly get weird nose hairs and eyebrow hairs that sort of stick out
Zac Goldsmith’s resignation as environment minister doesn’t mean he has to quit Westminster.
Ennobled after losing his parliamentary seat in 2019, he succeeded in landing his roost on the red leather benches that eluded his father, the Marmite tycoon Sir Jimmy Goldsmith.
He was deleted from Harold Wilson’s ‘Lavender List,’ composed by the Labour PM’s forceful secretary, the late, controversial peeress Baroness Falkender.
Asked why he’s so slim at 83, LA-based Sir Ringo Starr says: ‘I don’t eat mounds.
If we go to a restaurant now, I say, ‘Give me a portion you’d give a seven-year-old’…in America that’s plenty big enough.’
Gardeners were ordered not to mow the grass outside the Treasury.
The subsequent ‘rewilding’ looks a mess. A previously neat lawn has developed an outbreak of ragwort.
Symbolic you may think of our present fiscal mess.
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