If you ever get irritated by friends who share too many loved up selfies or pictures of their lunch on social media, these tasteless Facebook posts will make them seem like the epitome of restraint.
Shocked friends and relatives from around the world have been sharing some of the most crass status updates they’ve ever seen posted online, and they’ll make you breathe a sigh of relief that you’re not associated with these people.
One woman proudly posted a picture of the wad of cash she’d made ‘taking d**** like a thief in the night’ while the rest of the world was sleeping.
Some thing are best not advertised: This woman boasted that she’d had a very busy night at work while her friends and family were sleeping
The ex you can never escape! Family gatherings must be very interesting in this household
Who says romance is dead! A mutual bath is very cosy, but the electronic tag on the ankle does ruin the ambiance a bit
What was he inking? Tattoo tributes are best kept off the face, especially when they’re as terrifying as this one
Bringing a whole new meaning to the concept of the bathroom selfie
At least this couple has plenty to talk about with their loved ones at family gatherings
A tempting offer? It’s safe to say this seller probably didn’t get a rush of offers
This Facebook user didn’t clarify what exactly had caused the issue, but none of the possibilities bear thinking about
It’s great to recycle, but there are some items that should just go straight in the bin when you’re finished with them
Advertising that your brother slaughtered a giraffe and had it made into handbags is bound to raise a few eyebrows
Nothing wrong with showing off your pedicure, but there’s definitely no need to allude to future toe sucking
Let’s hope this girl’s parents are keeping an eye on her Facebook
Finding a smudge proof lipstick is the holy grail, bu this description may well put you off
Keeping it in the family: This scene is so wrong it’s hard to know where to start
It’s good for kids to have hobbies, but this is one that should most definitely be discouraged
Any takers? The ideal buy for anyone keen on used underwear that’s been spritzed with Febreze
That’s not what it’s for! Child support is most definitely not designed to be spent on cigarettes
This woman didn’t hold back about divulging the details of her tumultuous life
Some people need to learn the life lesson that if you’ve done something sneaky, you do not need to share it on social media
It’s great to be an entrepreneur, but it’s probably best to pick a different kind of business venture to this one
Rumbled! This woman’s selfie revealed her pilfering of a shopping trolley
It’s good to own up to past mistakes, but not when it involves a dubious backhanded compliment to your own children