It’s often said that women experience the most unbearable amount of pain when they give birth to a child – and that men ‘getting hit in the balls’ doesn’t even come close.
But one particular man from New York might just be able to relate to those labour pains, having admitted on the Kyle and Jackie O show on Friday he once ruptured his penis.
Comedian Ross Asdourian was having sex with an ‘above average’ woman in his apartment when he sustained the ‘sports-related’ injury.
Comedian Ross Asdourian (pictured) was having sex with an ‘above average’ woman in his apartment when he sustained the ‘sports-related’ injury
‘I think the question of how it happened is pretty simple – I was having sex,’ he said.
‘We were having sex in what doctors call “doggy style” position and I came out and then went back in, and we both did that in equal but opposite force, and it caused a very audible “pop”.
‘I like to say the heat and the passion of love making was to blame.’
Ranking the pain of that moment as ‘an 11 out of 10’, Ross said his bed partner didn’t immediately figure out what was going on.
Ranking the pain of that moment as ‘an 11 out of 10’, Ross said his bed partner didn’t immediately figure out what was going on
After frantically calling 911 the ambulance officers arrived to cart him away – but not before surveying the extent of the damage
‘I didn’t really scream because if you’ve ever been in that kind of pain you don’t make a lot of noise,’ he explained.
‘I got up, put the lights on… the poor girl was just sitting there on all fours looking confused because she didn’t know what was happening.’
After frantically calling 911 the ambulance officers arrived to cart him away – but not before surveying the extent of the damage.
‘You know it’s bad when medics, who deal specifically with trauma, took one look at me and just said “oooft”,’ he said.
‘You know it’s bad when medics, who deal specifically with trauma, took one look at me and just said “oooft”,’ he said
His ‘banana’ is back to normal but Ross admits things will always be ‘about 80-90 per cent of what they were’
Ross waddled downstairs and outside of his New York apartment where he seriously considered taking a taxi to the hospital to avoid the exorbitant ambulance fees.
But in the end he, and the professionals, felt it would be easier for him to take the speedier route.
‘It turns out I ruptured both of my penis muscles and severed my urethra – which is a bit more rare,’ Ross said, much to the discomfort of the radio hosts.
But in the end he, and the professionals, felt it would be easier for him to take the speedier route
‘I can’t even tell you what a miracle it was that they put me back together.’
His ‘banana’ is back to normal but Ross admits things will always be ‘about 80-90 per cent of what they were.’
He’s even released a book about his medical experiences to share his cringe worthy accident.