Boats with the wittiest names on the water

Naming a boat can cause much amusement – as the Boaty McBoatface debacle proved.

And now a whole series of the wittiest boat names have been revealed in a hilarious online gallery. 

Many of them involve clever naval-themed puns – with several of them being rather rude.

Other seaman decided to comment on how much cash they’d spent on their boat, with one simply called: ‘Goin’ broke’.

And one sailor made no bones about what his boat was for, naming it the ‘Righteous bikini babe express’.

There are naval puns aplenty when it comes to ship names, with ‘Pier Pressure’ being a rather ingenious one 

This seaman meanwhile went for another clever pun, matching the font very appropriately  

This seaman meanwhile went for another clever pun, matching the font very appropriately  

The owner of this boat isn't only bragging about the size of its deck, it would seem 

The owner of this boat isn’t only bragging about the size of its deck, it would seem 

The drunken sailor stereotype seems to run true, if this hilarious boat name is anything to go by

The drunken sailor stereotype seems to run true, if this hilarious boat name is anything to go by

The pun printed across the back of this boat appears to rely on those with a dirty mind

The pun printed across the back of this boat appears to rely on those with a dirty mind

The owner of this boat managed to get a double pun into the name, which has a nice ring to it

The owner of this boat managed to get a double pun into the name, which has a nice ring to it

The name of this yacht not only contains a simple but effective pun, but also a nice message along with it 

The name of this yacht not only contains a simple but effective pun, but also a nice message along with it 

Often used for fish and chip shops, The Codfather was also chosen for the name of this ship

Often used for fish and chip shops, The Codfather was also chosen for the name of this ship

The owner of this boat appears to be very down with the kids - or at least trying to be

The owner of this boat appears to be very down with the kids – or at least trying to be

The name of this vessel is very appropriate for those who are known to regularly turn up late

The name of this vessel is very appropriate for those who are known to regularly turn up late

Meanwhile, the owner of this boat appears to be making a comment about how much their pride and joy has cost them 

Meanwhile, the owner of this boat appears to be making a comment about how much their pride and joy has cost them 

This sailor is making no bones about what his vessel is for - naming it the Righteous Bikini Babe Express 

This sailor is making no bones about what his vessel is for – naming it the Righteous Bikini Babe Express 

In the same vein, the owner of this boat can't seem to decide who to name his boat after 

In the same vein, the owner of this boat can’t seem to decide who to name his boat after 

This sailor seems to have been inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean films with his pirate-themed boat 

This sailor seems to have been inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean films with his pirate-themed boat 

Sometimes the most simple puns can be the most effective, as this 'Tug life' name shows

Sometimes the most simple puns can be the most effective, as this ‘Tug life’ name shows

Meanwhile, the names of this pair of boats is perfect for those in an on-going argument 

Meanwhile, the names of this pair of boats is perfect for those in an on-going argument 

It appears that this the owner of this ship isn't just boasting about his fishing skills in this name

It appears that this the owner of this ship isn’t just boasting about his fishing skills in this name

While most sailors consider their boat to be their pride and joy, this owner made his feelings about his rather modest vessel very clear 

While most sailors consider their boat to be their pride and joy, this owner made his feelings about his rather modest vessel very clear 

The rather rude name of this boat may refer to her ability to catch fish, more than anything

The rather rude name of this boat may refer to her ability to catch fish, more than anything

Sometimes, boats can be used to share happy news with friends - as in this case 

Sometimes, boats can be used to share happy news with friends – as in this case 

Not strictly boat related, but a clever pun nonetheless on the back of this vessel 

Not strictly boat related, but a clever pun nonetheless on the back of this vessel 

Meanwhile, the owner of this boat appears to be a fan of the Jamaican Olympic sprinter 

Meanwhile, the owner of this boat appears to be a fan of the Jamaican Olympic sprinter 

They say that you might experience more unusual dreams when sleeping on a boat, as the name of this vessel alludes to 

They say that you might experience more unusual dreams when sleeping on a boat, as the name of this vessel alludes to 

Meanwhile, the owner of this yacht is making a not so subtle boast with the name of his vessl 

Meanwhile, the owner of this yacht is making a not so subtle boast with the name of his vessl 

A rather niche pun is used in the name of this boat - with Puken being a place in Norway 

A rather niche pun is used in the name of this boat – with Puken being a place in Norway 

Going by the name of their boat, this sailor is using his ship as a rendez-vous for his booty calls

Going by the name of their boat, this sailor is using his ship as a rendez-vous for his booty calls

While not the most subtle name, this boat is sure to raise a few laughs from passers-by

While not the most subtle name, this boat is sure to raise a few laughs from passers-by

Another rather rude pun features on this boat, complete with a handy illustration underneath

Another rather rude pun features on this boat, complete with a handy illustration underneath

Sailing the wild seas appears to be bring out the 'nauti' side of people, as this boat name shows 

Sailing the wild seas appears to be bring out the ‘nauti’ side of people, as this boat name shows 

Meanwhile, others appear to find their time out at at sea s a time for peace and quiet 

Meanwhile, others appear to find their time out at at sea s a time for peace and quiet 

Another rather rude pun features on the back of this boat, named the 'Boobie bouncer' 

Another rather rude pun features on the back of this boat, named the ‘Boobie bouncer’ 

Meanwhile, this boat again appears to nod to the drinking that takes place at sea 

Meanwhile, this boat again appears to nod to the drinking that takes place at sea 

It might take more than one read to decipher the name of this boat, which asks the all important question: 'Di-ja-bring-a-beer-along'?

It might take more than one read to decipher the name of this boat, which asks the all important question: ‘Di-ja-bring-a-beer-along’?

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