- Bored Panda has shared hilarious attempts at chat up lines from round the world
- Woman said CEO was her favourite position when man attempted saucy chat
- One man told woman he was romancing she reminded him of his grandmother
- Another was asked if he’d like a broken jaw when he suggested ‘a BJ’
Sometimes, it’s hard to strike the right note when you’re trying to romance a new love interest over text message, but as these hilariously awful exchanges prove, there are some dating hopefuls out there with a lot to learn.
Bored Panda has compiled a selection of some of the worst sexting fails from around the world, which could easily double as a guide to what not to say to someone you fancy, unless you never want to hear from them again.
One wannabe Romeo sent a bizarre message, saying: ‘You remind me of my grandma, except I haven’t slept with you yet.’
One woman asked to name her favourite position replied with CEO while another said she doesn’t attend ‘small charity functions’ when the man wooing her referenced a ‘party in my pants’.
Meanwhile, a man who asked for a BJ was sassily asked if he meant a broken jaw.
Bored Panda has compiled a selection of some of the worst sexting fails from around the world, and this woman’s sassy repsonse was one of the best shutdowns
A man hoping for some kind of sexy chat was left sadly disappointed to hear this woman only has business on her mind
It’s same to say that broken bones were not what this dating hopeful had in mind
It’s unclear what planet Keith was living on when he thought this might sound like a good chat up line
When two people who are good at puns come up against each other, it can only end in tears
Failed! Taylor’s attempts at a saucy conversation fell immediately flat
When someone would rather sit on molten lava than come anywhere near you, then you know you’re barking up the wrong tree
Alex’s technique for seduction leaves an awful lot to be desired
One can only hope that Scott thought this would sound funny and this didn’t actually happen
If you find someone who does like the idea of this, then you should run a mile
Elvir quickly proved that his compliments can turn nasty if you con’t respond immediately
Nobody wants to receive spit and swallow analogies at any hour of the day, let alone 10 am
Peter’s philosophical musings did not go down well with his potential date