• Vet surgeries have been putting up hilarious signs to entice customers
  • In a gallery compiled by BoredPanda, pet oweners have listed the funniest ones
  • One surgery offered free ‘belly rubs’ but made sure to clarify they’re for pets only

By Molly Rose Pike For Mailonline

Published: 09:03 BST, 7 September 2017 | Updated: 09:34 BST, 7 September 2017

  • Children’s book on puberty is PULPED after sparking…
  • German and Russian soldiers have been taking part in the reburial of the remains of more than 1,000 Second World War troopsRemains of 1,400 German soldiers are re-buried in Russia…
  • Latvian builder Arnis Zalkalns (pictured) was allowed into the UK despite having served seven years in jail in his home country for killing his wifeMurderers, rapists and drug lords will be easier to throw…
  • This playful seal pup really loves the camera - so much so that it tried to steal one. Caroline Robertson-Brown, 44, was leading a group of underwater photographers around the Farne Islands, off the coast of Northumberland, to photograph the grey seal populationCan I have a sealfie, please? Curious grey pup grabs at a…
  • Comfort Momoh, a midwife, set up the country¿s first FGM clinic and was awarded an MBE for services to women¿s healthcareTop FGM campaigner faces probe over ‘fake’ credentials:…
  • Terrifying: The 17-year-old had been made to carve a fish - representing the Blue Whale - into her arm and been told that if she did not commit suicide, her mother would dieGirl, 17, who tried to drown herself in a lake for a…
  • Stags, hinds and fawns can be seen making the most of the early morning peace on the magnificent Long Walk at Windsor Great Park, which runs for more than two and a half milesAre they reign deer? Herd gathers in park as dawn mist…
  • Muslim men and women are being held back from finding jobs due to discrimination, a new report has found. File photoIslamophobia is holding back Muslims in the workplace…
  • Amanda Creighton, 32, from Newcastle, unearthed Paul McHugh's 'web of lies' after his wife appeared as a 'suggested friend' on FacebookLove cheat’s web of lies is uncovered after Facebook…
  • The unnamed girl had been for a romantic Tinder date at a Nando's in Bristol with Liam Smyth, 24, before she got stuck in the student's bathroom window while trying to retrieve her own poo‘I am the shamed Tinder s*** slinger!’ Woman, 24, tries…
  • Cathryn Wilcox (left) recalled the moment she found out that her husband Ian Wilcox (right) was killed in a fatal car crash‘My world and all I knew to be safe was shattered in that…
  • Kane Robinson was accused of attacking a couple in London's Shoreditch House on September 16 last yearMobo award-winning rapper’s assault trial collapses when…
  • Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg faced a furious backlash yesterday after he said he was ¿completely opposed¿ to abortion, even after rape or incestRees-Mogg defiant over abortion row: Furore after…
  • ‘Cromer, famous for its cr**’! Subtitling blunder causes…
  • It turns out Old Compo is as blatant at this two-faced game as any of his predecessors. He really is a slimy Establishment politician, after allCorbyn is as blatant at this two-faced game as all those…
  • Antonia Montgomery was due at Manchester Crown Court for her part in a drugs racket Gangster’s moll who ran drugs ring with her boyfriend…
  • A teddy bear obsessed woman has been awarded a world record for her astounding collection of more than 8,000 stuffed toysTeddy-bear-obsessed woman, 68, who has amassed an…
  • Richard Hammond (pictured at Tuesday's GQ Awards) has been banned from jogging as he recovers from injuries sustained in a high-speed crash‘We all hate cyclists!’ Richard Hammond is aghast to be…

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