Boris Johnson’s new neighbour writes a rap about the politician

‘He lives next door with his big floppy hair and his ever-flappin’ jaw’: Bizarre moment Boris Johnson’s neighbour breaks out into rap about PM hopeful outside his home

  • Boris Johnson has been described as having ‘floppy hair’ and ‘ever-flapping jaw’ 
  • The song was written by south London rapper Too Many Ts, who lives next door
  • Mr Johnson, 55, has been living with his 31-year-old girlfriend Carrie Symonds 
  • Police were called to the flat last night after neighbours heard ‘loud noises’  

A south London rapper has written a song about his new neighbour Boris Johnson and the sudden arrival of Fleet Street photographers outside his house. 

The performer, known as Too Many Ts, stepped outside of his home in Camberwell, south east London to perform his new song, inspired by the Tory party leadership contender. 

Journalists and photographers arrived on the street shortly after 7pm yesterday when it emerged police had been called to the flat Mr Johnson, 55, shares with his 31-year-old girlfriend Carrie Symonds. 

South London rapper Too Many Ts entertained journalists and photographers with a song about his new neighbour Boris Johnson, 55, who moved to Camberwell, south London with his 31-year-old girlfriend Carrie Symonds 

The entertainer gave an impromptu rendition of his song 'Boris, Boris, He Lives Next Door'

The entertainer gave an impromptu rendition of his song ‘Boris, Boris, He Lives Next Door’

The performer said Mr Johnson has 'big floppy hear and ever-flapping jaw'

The performer said Mr Johnson has ‘big floppy hear and ever-flapping jaw’

A neighbour called the police shortly after midnight on Friday after hearing a loud altercation involving screaming, shouting and banging. 

The Guardian reported Ms Symonds could be heard telling Mr Johnson to ‘get off me’ and ‘get out of my flat’. 

The Metropolitan Police confirmed they attended the scene after receiving reports that a resident’ was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour’. 

One of Mr Johnson’s new neighbours, Too Many Ts wrote a brief song. 

He described Boris Johnson as having ‘big floppy hair’ and an ‘ever flapping jaw’. 

The Boris Johnson song 

‘Boris, Boris, I live next door with his big floppy hair and ever-flapping jaw.

‘Boris, Boris, he lives next door, his bike’s outside but his money’s off shore.

‘Boris, Boris, he lives next door, I asked for some sugar but he said I’m too poor.

‘Boris, Boris, don’t come knocking on my door, mate, wer wer wer wer wer wer wer.

‘I was heading to a festival and getting into my car.

‘When I saw all you guys must be waiting on a star.

‘There were cameras in your hand “hey mum, I must have made it large”

‘The paparazzi’s here but those flashes didn’t start.

‘Then I heard a mumble grumble and I turned I nearly stumbled, I thought it was a womble but it was that Tory dumb-dumb.

‘Blonde hair, eye bags, pot-belly, typecast – Boris Johnson’s moved in – right next door to my gaffe.’

In the song, he describes the former foreign secretary as having his ‘money off shore’. 

He claims the Uxbridge and South Ruislip MP would not give him any sugar as he was ‘too poor’. 

Remarking on the number of photographers encamped on the south London street, Too Many Ts claimed: ‘

‘I was heading to a festival and getting into my car.

‘When I saw all you guys must be waiting on a star.

‘There were cameras in your hand “hey mum, I must have made it large”

‘The paparazzi’s here but those flashes didn’t start.

‘Then I heard a mumble grumble and I turned I nearly stumbled, I thought it was a womble but it was that Tory dumb-dumb.

‘Blonde hair, eye bags, pot-belly, typecast – Boris Johnson’s moved in – right next door to my gaffe.’

Mr Johnson, who is the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, announced last autumn that he and his wife Marina Wheeler were divorcing after 25 years of marriage.

The couple said the decision had been taken some months earlier.

The announcement of the split came after newspaper allegations about Mr Johnson having had another extra-marital affair.

Mr Johnson’s spokesman has not responded to repeated calls for comment.

Boris Johnson, pictured at a campaign event as news of the police arrival at his home broke. He has so far refused to address the matter

Boris Johnson, pictured at a campaign event as news of the police arrival at his home broke. He has so far refused to address the matter

 

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