Channing Tatum reveals he’s in therapy during rant about eerily accurate astrology app The Pattern

Channing Tatum revealed he was in therapy on Friday during a rant about the eerie accuracy of the astrology app, The Pattern, he just downloaded.

The 39-year-old Independent Spirit Award winner worried the free social media app – which reportedly launched in 2017 – was ‘listening’ to his conversations through the phone.

‘I was just in therapy yesterday,’ the Alabama-born heartthrob said in a minute-long Instagram video.  

Reportedly launched in 2017: The 39-year-old Independent Spirit Award winner worried the free social media app was ‘listening’ to his conversations through the phone

‘Yeah, I’m in therapy, whatever. Everybody should be in therapy – and I just get a notification on my phone this morning…using the exact words we were using in therapy.

‘Is the phone listening? Are you listening through my phone and then just regurgitating the stuff that I’m afraid of?’

Channing, a Taurus, demanded the company call him and he was clearly paranoid over how much their daily personalized passages mirrored his reality.

‘How do you know what you know about me Pattern?’ Tatum – who boasts 45.1M followers – asked. 

The Alabama-born heartthrob said: ‘I was just in therapy yesterday. Yeah, I’m in therapy, whatever. Everybody should be in therapy – and I just get a notification on my phone this morning…using the exact words we were using in therapy. Is the phone listening? Are you listening through my phone and then just regurgitating the stuff that I’m afraid of?’

‘How do you know what you know about me?’ Channing, a Taurus, demanded the company call him and he was paranoid over how much their personalized passages mirrored his reality

 Tatum asked: ‘People of the pattern, people that use the pattern, you need to DM me right now and tell me how you know this stuff. I don’t even know if I want to know this stuff. I don’t know if anybody should know this stuff!’

‘We’ll be sliding into your DMs shortly’: It didn’t take long for the official Pattern Instagram account to reply, informing the Glenville State College drop-out that he ‘crashed’ their servers

‘People of the pattern, people that use the pattern, you need to DM me right now and tell me how you know this stuff. I don’t even know if I want to know this stuff. I don’t know if anybody should know this stuff!’

It didn’t take long for the official Pattern Instagram account to reply, informing the Glenville State College drop-out that he ‘crashed’ their servers today.

Also commenting was the Born and Bred Vodka creator’s girlfriend of nine months – pop star Jessie J – who claimed she was ‘the pattern.’

The 31-year-old Grammy nominee first met Channing in 2015 when she presented him with the MTV Movie Award for best comedic performance for his film 21 Jump Street.  

‘I’m sliding in your DMs!’ Also commenting was the Born and Bred Vodka creator’s girlfriend of nine months – pop star Jessie J – who claimed she was ‘the pattern’

Long distance love: The 31-year-old Grammy nominee first met Channing in 2015 when she presented him with the MTV Movie Award for best comedic performance for his film 21 Jump Street (pictured July 2)

Headliner: The British beauty was busy back in her native UK where she’s bringing her 16-date Lasty Tour to the Evoke Festival at Brentwood Centre this Saturday

The British beauty was busy back in her native UK where she’s bringing her 16-date Lasty Tour to the Evoke Festival at Brentwood Centre this Saturday.

Tatum also Insta-storied a vintage b&w snap of himself chilling in a large silver bucket on Friday, revealing how ‘filthy’ he used to get as a child.

‘When I was little they wouldn’t even let me [bathe] in in the house,’ the Lego Movie 2: The Second Part actor recalled.

‘I’d come home filthy and they’d throw the hose in this metal trough in the yard. And I’d have to [bathe] in that before they’d let me in the house. Hahahaha! Not gonna lie I kinda miss it, ha!’  

‘They wouldn’t even let me [bathe] in in the house!’ Tatum also Insta-storied a vintage snap of himself chilling in a large silver bucket on Friday, revealing how ‘filthy’ he used to get as a child

Major life changes: The Sundance Jury Prize winner is likely still reeling from his pending divorce from wife Jenna Dewan (R), and sharing custody of their six-year-old daughter Everly (L, pictured July 1)

‘True love’: The 38-year-old Resident actress moved on with Grammy-winning actor Steve Kazee in October – the same month she filed for divorce (pictured June 18)

The Sundance Jury Prize winner is likely still reeling from his pending divorce from wife Jenna Dewan, and sharing custody of their six-year-old daughter Everly.

The 38-year-old Resident actress moved on with Tony and Grammy-winning actor Steve Kazee in October – the same month she filed for divorce to end their eight-year marriage.

Career-wise, Channing is producing a Broadway-bound production of Magic Mike, which runs November 30 through January 5 at the Emerson Colonial Theatre in Boston.

‘The road to Broadway begins on November 30!’ Career-wise, Channing is producing a Broadway-bound production of Magic Mike, which runs November 30 through January 5 at the Emerson Colonial Theatre in Boston