Funny parenting tweets expose children’s weirdest antics

Glamorous mummy bloggers can make parenting look easy, but exhausted mums and dads have taken to Twitter to share the harsh (and hilarious) reality of raising a child.

In a series of tweets collected by fan page Awkward parents posted examples of the times their little ones have been far from angelic.

One mother revealed how her child had loudly asked her if she was going for a number two while they were in a quiet public restroom.

Showing a similar disregard for privacy, another parent said their daughter had become hysterical when she wasn’t allowed to watch them on the toilet.

Proving that kids do indeed say the funniest things, a little boy told his dad that he shouldn’t ‘fart on friends’ completely out of the blue.

Meanwhile other long-suffering parents issued warnings to expectant mums and dads with tales of their offspring’s unreasonable demands including one mother who found herself dressing her dog to please her son.  

One father was left disamayed after his daughter put her socks in the toilet because other ‘dirty stuff’ goes there

In the hopes to avoid any further upset one mother remained tight-lipped about eating her son's chocolate bar 

In the hopes to avoid any further upset one mother remained tight-lipped about eating her son’s chocolate bar 

Many parents took the opportunity to warn others about what they will face once having children 

Many parents took the opportunity to warn others about what they will face once having children 

Other parents shared examples of ridiculous things they have done to keep their kids quiet

Other parents shared examples of ridiculous things they have done to keep their kids quiet

Many toddler tantrums seemed to be completely unreasonable including this tot who threw a strop because she didn't want a shadow anymore

Many toddler tantrums seemed to be completely unreasonable including this tot who threw a strop because she didn’t want a shadow anymore

Amy became rather concerned about her toddler's in-bathroom behaviour  

Amy became rather concerned about her toddler’s in-bathroom behaviour  

Brutally honest! This child wasn't keen on the soup his dad made for him, saying it's like being punched in the face

Brutally honest! This child wasn’t keen on the soup his dad made for him, saying it’s like being punched in the face

A four year old demanded to have another birthday because he doesn't like his real one

A four year old demanded to have another birthday because he doesn’t like his real one

One mother found that she gets plenty of exercise from turning off the lights her kids left on

One mother found that she gets plenty of exercise from turning off the lights her kids left on

This little girl threw a tantrum because she wanted to see her parent go to the toilet

This little girl threw a tantrum because she wanted to see her parent go to the toilet

One mother was left feeling rather insulted by her daughter's casting of her in a Disney film 

One mother was left feeling rather insulted by her daughter’s casting of her in a Disney film 

This mother was left mortified when her toddler became curious about her toilet trip  

This mother was left mortified when her toddler became curious about her toilet trip  

Despite his efforts to get his son to eat healthier, Brian is still haunted by an uneaten apple  

Despite his efforts to get his son to eat healthier, Brian is still haunted by an uneaten apple  

Luckily for this father his race with his son requires very little effort  

Luckily for this father his race with his son requires very little effort  

Many childhood behaviours can be hard to explain include this little boy who had a strange request for his parent, asking to spit in their mouth

Many childhood behaviours can be hard to explain include this little boy who had a strange request for his parent, asking to spit in their mouth

A little girl makes sure her mother has a good view of everything she shows her 

A little girl makes sure her mother has a good view of everything she shows her 

Bo was in agreement with his son about social etiquette when interacting with friends  

Bo was in agreement with his son about social etiquette when interacting with friends  

This child hasn't yet mastered the game of hide and seek, which made their dad believe they weren't very bright

This child hasn’t yet mastered the game of hide and seek, which made their dad believe they weren’t very bright

One mother felt as though they were more than entitled to a cuddle from their child

One mother felt as though they were more than entitled to a cuddle from their child

One little boy wanted his mother to know he was waiting for her outside the bathroom door

One little boy wanted his mother to know he was waiting for her outside the bathroom door

This toddler wanted to make sure that his mother was aware of his long-term living plans 

This toddler wanted to make sure that his mother was aware of his long-term living plans 

This mother had a hilarious parenting tip - don't make eye contact with your child when they're on the verge of falling asleep

This mother had a hilarious parenting tip – don’t make eye contact with your child when they’re on the verge of falling asleep

 

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