HOROSCOPES: Keep a straight face or laugh? 

Taurus 21 April-21 May Some issues should be taken seriously, others should be laughed out of court. Something you hear over the next few days will be taken seriously by a friend, colleague or loved one but, as far as you are concerned, it will actually be pretty funny. Do you keep a straight face or do you laugh out loud? It all depends on how highly you value this friendship. CALL 0904 470 1162 (65p per minute)*

Gemini 22 MAY-21 JUNE Act as if nothing could possibly go wrong this week. It doesn’t mean that nothing will go wrong, but it will hopefully remind you that confidence is your most potent weapon. As Venus enters your sign, you will find that people respond well to a positive attitude. CALL 0904 470 1163 (65p per minute)*

Cancer 22 JUNE-23 JULY With powerful Pluto turning retrograde and then joining forces with aggressive Mars, you will need to tiptoe on eggshells when it comes to your dealings with someone close this week. You don’t need to be completely submissive, but you do need to be diplomatic. CALL 0904 470 1164 (65p per minute)*

Leo 24 JULY-23 AUG You are sometimes too forceful for your own good but, with Venus moving in your favour this week, you should bear in mind that pressure seldom pays. Persuasion is all you need as colleagues and loved ones want to be convinced. Coat your words in honey. CALL 0904 470 1165 (65p per minute)*

Virgo 24 AUG-23 SEPT No matter how smart you are, some things are always cheaper and safer to get other people to do for you. You can temporarily mend something that breaks down this week, but you will still need to get it fixed by someone who knows what they are doing. CALL 0904 470 1166 (65p per minute)*

Libra 24 Sept-23 Oct This week’s aspects are all about self-belief. No matter how daunting the task you have to perform, you cannot allow yourself to think about failure. Once your ruler Venus changes signs on Tuesday, you will be much more relaxed about what you have to do. And then it will all be easy. CALL 0904 470 1167 (65p per minute)*

Scorpio 24 OCT-22 NOV Your thought processes will move so fast this week, it will seem that you know the answers to questions before they are asked. But not everyone will think so fast nor move so decisively, so make allowances for those whose minds are confused. It could be you next time. CALL 0904 470 1168 (65p per minute)*

Sagittarius 23 NOV-21 DEC You may be tempted to give someone advice that you believe will stop them making a serious mistake this week. Not only will your advice be rejected, it may even incite them to do something worse, just to annoy you. Your best tactic is to let them get on with it. CALL 0904 470 1169 (65p per minute)*

Capricorn 22 DEC-20 JAN Do you play safe or do you take a risk? Do you follow the herd or do you branch out on your own? A tough decision for a cautious but ambitious Capricorn. If you decide to take a gamble it may not work out the way you intend, but it will be fun and that is what counts. CALL 0904 470 1170 (65p per minute)*

Aquarius 21 JAN-19 FEB Give yourself more space this week. Find a way to spend time on your own. You have much to think about and you can’t think clearly if your brain is in turmoil. Maybe that is why certain people are making such a noise – perhaps they don’t want you to think clearly. CALL 0904 470 1171 (65p per minute)*

Pisces 20 FEB-20 MARCH However many projects you have on the go at the moment, you must make time for your nearest and dearest. Once Venus crosses the domestic angle of your chart on Tuesday, family commitments can no longer be pushed to one side. Nor will you want them to be. CALL 0904 470 1172 (65p per minute)*

Aries 21 MARCH-20 APRIL Be artistic, be creative, be anything you want to be – but be aware that not everyone agrees with all the things that you do or the way you do them. A tricky Mercury-Saturn aspect warns that someone will be ultra-critical. So make sure your work is of the highest standard. CALL 0904 470 1161 (65p per minute)*

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