Kim Kardashian poked fun at the Bachelorette franchise and showed off her comic chops opposite Chris Rock, John Cena and others when she made her debut as host of Saturday Night Live over the weekend.
Among those vying for the 40-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star’s affection was NBA star Blake Griffin, who previously dated her younger sister Kendall Jenner.
Kim’s first time hosting SNL comes after she’s been a regular target on the series for years and following a week with 20-hour work days and plenty of support and advice from her estranged husband Kanye West and famous comedians.
First time! Kim Kardashian, 40, poked fun at the Bachelorette franchise and showed off her comic chops opposite Chris Rock, John Cena and Amy Schumer when she made her debut as host of Saturday Night Live over the weekend
Although she looked as if she was about to send the Brooklyn Nets player packing after his ‘inexcusable’ behavior at ‘the luau barbecue,’ Kim got a laugh out of the audience after sending him to the next round.
‘But, you’re also a six-time NBA All Star, and that intrigues me. Do you accept this token?’ she joked.
Among the other celebrity guests was Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford — though Kim just used initials for the last names — as well as actual Bachelorette star Tyler Cameron.
Chris Rock was among the contestants, and she joked that their date just consisted of watching all of his stand-up specials while he mouthed along.
Old pals: Among those vying for the 40-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star’s affection was NBA star Blake Griffin, who previously dated her younger sister Kendall Jenner
Hunks: Gossip Girl and The Boys star Chace Crawford and The Bachelorette’s Tyler Cameron both competed for Kim’s affections
Comedy fan: Chris Rock was among the contestants, and she joked that their date just consisted of watching all of his stand-up specials while he mouthed along. ‘OK, this might be against the rules,’ Kim said, before admitting she connected with one of the show’s producers, which turned out to be comedian Amy Schumer
‘OK, this might be against the rules,’ Kim said, before admitting she connected with one of the show’s producers, which turned out to be comedian Amy Schumer.
She asked for Amy to accept her token to the next round, even though she’d never dated a woman before, which Amy accepted ‘with both [her] holes.’
Jesse Williams was next up, and Kim admitted she hadn’t talked to him at all that week, but he was ‘the most attractive man’ she’d ever met.
Finally, it came down to John Cena or Zeke, played by Kyle Mooney. Although she didn’t like that Cena had a wife, she still picked him.
Coasting on this looks: Jesse Williams was next up, and Kim admitted she hadn’t talked to him at all that week, but he was ‘the most attractive man’ she’d ever met
Tough call: Finally, it came down to John Cena or Zeke, played by Kyle Mooney. Although she didn’t like that Cena had a wife, she still picked him
Yikes! The sketch took a dark turn when Mooney’s character fell into a deadly pit of fire after not being chosen
‘I’m going to really need you to figure out this wife situation,’ she said. ‘But first, do you accept this token?’
The sketch took a dark turn when Mooney’s character fell into a deadly pit of fire after not being chosen.
For her monologue, Kim poked fun at her estranged husband Kanye West as she made her hosting debut on Saturday Night Live.
The reality star star opened with some searing jokes about Kanye, who has reportedly helped her prepare for the show.
She gushed that he was the ‘best rapper of all time,’ a ‘genius,’ and the ‘richest Black man in America.’
‘So, when I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing: his personality,’ she joked.
Hitting close to home: Kim poked fun at her estranged husband Kanye West when she made her debut hosting Saturday Night Live
Kim’s hosting debut comes after a whirlwind week with 20-hour work days.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star was finally helming the decades-old sketch comedy series after being a regular target of its jokes for years.
She stepped out for her monologue in a striking hot pink crushed velvet bodysuit with that was similar to outfits she wore for photoshoots earlier in the week.
It also featured the long gloves that have become a regular fixture of some of her recent ensembles.
Kim opened up her monologue by acknowledging how some people were hesitant to see her host.
‘I know, I’m surprised to see me too!’ she joked.
Pretty in pink: She stepped out for her monologue in a striking hot pink crushed velvet bodysuit with that was similar to outfits she wore for photoshoots earlier in the week
Kim opened up her monologue by acknowledging how some people were hesitant to see her host. ‘I know, I’m surprised to see me too!’ she joked
Harsh: She joked that her ex Kanye West was the ‘best rapper of all time,’ a ‘genius,’ and the ‘richest Black man in America.’ ‘So, when I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing: his personality,’ she joked
In addition to poking fun at her divorce, Kim referenced her sex tape with Ray J.
‘When they asked, I was like, “You want me to host? Why? I haven’t had a movie premier in a really long time,”‘ she said of the tape
She joked that no one told her when it was coming out.
‘It must have slipped my mom’s mind,’ she added to more laughter.
Kim also referenced her father Robert Kardashian, who introduced her to her ‘first Black person,’ O.J. Simpson.
‘I know it’s weird to remember the first black person you met, but O.J. Does leave a mark, or several, or none at all. I still don’t know,’ she joked.
The reality star rounded out her set by joking that her sisters used her body as a reference for their plastic surgeons.
A whole new world: After the break, Kim was back in a sketch inspired by Disney’s Aladdin, with Pete Davidson playing the eponymous character while she was dressed as Jasmine on a flying carpet
Not up to it: As they soared through the clouds, Pete suggested her calling him a ‘street rat’ was a slur, before admitting that he was worried he wouldn’t be able to please her — physically
Competition: Cecily Strong appeared as Jasmine’s sister Journey (‘We all have “J” names’),’ while Kenan Thompson played her boyfriend Ezekiel Elliott of the Dallas Cowboys, which made Pete feel even more insignificant
Wish granted: Bowen Yang also popped up as the genie, who granted Pete’s wish for a larger penis, though Kim noted that it was ‘the wrong color’ to laughter and groans from the audience
After the break, Kim was back in a sketch inspired by Disney’s Aladdin, with Pete Davidson playing the eponymous character while she was dressed as Jasmine on a flying carpet.
As they soared through the clouds, Pete suggested her calling him a ‘street rat’ was a slur, before admitting that he was worried he wouldn’t be able to please her — physically.
‘If we go all the way, you might break me. Like, my thing might just break,’ he said.
Cecily Strong appeared as Jasmine’s sister Journey (‘We all have “J” names’),’ while Kenan Thompson played her boyfriend Ezekiel Elliott of the Dallas Cowboys, which made Pete feel even more insignificant.
Bowen Yang also popped up as the genie, who granted Pete’s wish for a larger penis, though Kim noted that it was ‘the wrong color’ to laughter and groans from the audience.
Night out: Next up, Kim starred in a pre-taped music video in a shimmering outfit she previously showed off on Instagram. She joined Ego Nwodim, Cecily Strong and Punkie Johnson for a song about ‘boss-a** women in the club.’
She’s gone: ‘I’m in the VIP and the music is bumping. / I get up on the couch and —,’ Kim wrapped, before a jump cut showed her out like a light and splayed out on the sofa in the club
Second wind: She came back for more later in the song, but she just fell asleep on a guy’s shoulder after chatting at the bar
Feet on fire: Ego ended up with her feet in buckets of ice and thinking she could wear the same Louboutins she used to
Next up, Kim starred in a pre-taped music video in a shimmering outfit she previously showed off on Instagram.
She joined Ego Nwodim, Cecily Strong and Punkie Johnson for a song about ‘boss-a** women in the club.’
Kim and her pals were adults established in their careers who decided to relive their youth with a night out at the club, but it turned out too be too much for them to handle.
‘I’m in the VIP and the music is bumping. / I get up on the couch and —,’ Kim wrapped, before a jump cut showed her out like a light and splayed out on the sofa in the club.
She came back for more later in the song, but she just fell asleep on a guy’s shoulder after chatting at the bar.
Ego ended up with her feet in buckets of ice and thinking she could wear the same Louboutins she used to, while Cecily decided to let loose with all the food she wanted, until some dairy sent her rushing to the bathroom.
Freaky Saturday: Kim stunned in another glittering bodysuit for another pre-taped sketch titled The Switch in which she went tit-for-tat with Aidy Bryant. She wish she could slow down for once by swapping bodies, and luckily she had a magical clock to do just that
Surprise! Aidy was shocking photographers with her unkempt pubic hair poking out of a sleek yellow bodysuit
What a difference: Meanwhile, Kim was trying out Aidy’s medical-grade 200 SPF sunscreen, which had the consistency of ‘chowder’
Kim stunned in another glittering bodysuit for another pre-taped sketch titled The Switch in which she went tit-for-tat with Aidy Bryant.
The KUWTK star wish she could slow down for once.
‘I’m just so busy all the time. I just want one normal boring day, kind of like the day you have every day,’ she said.
Oddly, Kim had a magic clock that let the two switch places for one day. Suddenly Aidy was swamped by paparazzi and was studying for the Bar, while Kim was dressed as the SNL star.
While Aidy was shocking photographers with her unkempt pubic hair poking out of a sleek yellow bodysuit, Kim was trying out Aidy’s medical-grade 200 SPF sunscreen, which had the consistency of ‘chowder.’
Kim’s younger sister Khloé and her mother Kris Jenner made a surprise appearance with Aidy, though they didn’t seem to notice any difference after she decided never to switch back to her old life
‘I really love my new family!’ she said, while Kris said she was sweet. Meanwhile, Khloé was shocked to be introduced to a milkshake for the first time
Even freakier: Then Kim burst into the room and battled for the clock with Aidy, but the turmoil ended up switching the SNL star with her mother Kris
Kim’s younger sister Khloé and her mother Kris Jenner made a surprise appearance with Aidy, though they didn’t seem to notice any difference after she decided never to switch back to her old life.
‘I really love my new family!’ she said, while Kris said she was sweet.
Meanwhile, Khloé was shocked to be introduced to a milkshake for the first time.
Then Kim burst into the room and battled for the clock with Aidy, but the turmoil ended up switching the SNL star with her mother Kris.
Aidy took over as the new Kardashian–Jenner matriarch and banished Kris.
Evening news: The next live sketch took place on a local news channel with Aidy Bryant and Kenan Thompson hosting
Whoops: Kim was playing Shonda, who did the Powerball drawing, except that there was a letter that shouldn’t have been there
Does not compute: The next jackpot was announced by Rhonda (Cecily Strong), but her drawings weren’t any better, as one ball was blank and another was just the ‘Milwaukee Bucks.’ Ego played Diana Ross, who improbably had a ticket with the same nonsense symbols
The next live sketch took place on a local news channel with Aidy Bryant and Kenan Thompson hosting.
Kim was playing Shonda, who did the Powerball drawing, except that there was a letter that shouldn’t have been there.
‘Shonda, I don’t think there are supposed to be letters in the drawing,’ Kenan said, looking puzzled.
The next jackpot was announced by Rhonda (Cecily Strong), but her drawings weren’t any better, as one ball was blank and another was just the ‘Milwaukee Bucks.’
On Shonda’s next attempt, she drew multiple meatballs and bread.
Ego played Diana Ross, who improbably had a ticket with the same nonsense symbols.
In charge: After Weekend Update, Kim returned for The People’s Kourt, in which she played her sister Kourtney Kardashian as the judge of a TV court reality show
Family battle: Her real-life sister Khloé played herself as she took Kim (played by Heidi Gardner) to Kourt for stealing her makeup artist. She joked that Kim was in her Met Gala outfit, so no one could see her face
Bitter: Kris was back to sue Kylie Jenner (Melissa Villaseñor) and Kendall Jenner (played by Halsey). She took Kylie to court to get her to give birth faster, and she sued Kendall because she was too boring on KUWTK
After Weekend Update, Kim returned for The People’s Kourt, in which she played her sister Kourtney Kardashian as the judge of a TV court reality show.
‘Order, order in the Kourtney,’ she said, mimicking her sister’s voice.
Her real-life sister Khloé played herself as she took Kim (played by Heidi Gardner) to Kourt for stealing her makeup artist.
She joked that Kim was in her Met Gala outfit, so no one could see her face.
Kris was back to sue Kylie Jenner (Melissa Villaseñor) and Kendall Jenner (played by Halsey). She took Kylie to court to get her to give birth faster, and she sued Kendall because she was too boring on KUWTK.
Loved up: Kim also poked fun at Kourtney by getting intimate from behind the bench with her beau Travis Barker, played by Mikey Day
Close to home: Things got more personal when Chris Redd appeared as Kanye West, who sued Kim because she ‘hurt’ him by impersonating him, though he pronounced it like ‘hat.’ He was mad that Kim said his favorite musical was Wicked
Nailed it: Pete Davidson did an impeccable impression of his pal Machine Gun Kelly, who was with Chloe Fineman playing Kourtney’s new friend Megan Fox
Awkward! The last case on the docket was O.J. Simpson’s, with Kenan Thompson playing him. ‘Hey, how come you don’t invite me to anything anymore?’ he joked
Kim also poked fun at Kourtney by getting intimate from behind the bench with her beau Travis Barker, played by Mikey Day.
Things got more personal when Chris Redd appeared as Kanye West, who sued Kim because she ‘hurt’ him by impersonating him, though he pronounced it like ‘hat.’
He was mad that Kim said his favorite musical was Wicked.
Pete Davidson did an impeccable impression of his pal Machine Gun Kelly, who was with Chloe Fineman playing Kourtney’s new friend Megan Fox.
The last case on the docket was O.J. Simpson’s, with Kenan Thompson playing him.
‘Hey, how come you don’t invite me to anything anymore?’ he joked.
Finale: Kim’s final sketch of the night saw her playing herself in a Skims commercial. She unveiled a new line of Skims shapewear for ‘thick dogs’
Goofy: Kenan played D’Ennis, head designer of Skims for thick dogs. He brought out a big bull dog with a little brown suit, before Heidi showed off another pooch in a tan outfit
Close to home: ‘My dog used to be ashamed of how she looked, but Skims gave her confidence. And now, she’s dating Scott Disick,‘ joked Melissa
Kim’s final sketch of the night saw her playing herself in a Skims commercial.
She unveiled a new line of Skims shapewear for ‘thick dogs.’
Kenan played D’Ennis, head designer of Skims for thick dogs. He brought out a big bull dog with a little brown suit, before Heidi showed off another pooch in a tan outfit.
‘My dog used to be ashamed of how she looked, but Skims gave her confidence. And now, she’s dating Scott Disick,‘ joked Melissa
Kenan joked that the Skims for thick dogs came in all the classic colors, like ‘beige, brown, and that’s it.’
Rocking out: Halsey looked fierce in a futuristic black bodysuit with and a sever pixie cut as she performed her new single I Am Not A Woman, I Am A God
From the future: The singer, who came out as nonbinary and uses they/them and she/her pronouns interchangeably, sang to the pulsing beat with an abstract background inspired by science fiction films
Sweet: She was back for her second and final song with Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac providing acoustic guitar
Back in black: She was dressed in a voluminous black dress and a wide-brimmed hat with a veil while singing her ballad Darling
Halsey looked fierce in a futuristic black bodysuit with and a sever pixie cut as she performed her new single I Am Not A Woman, I Am A God.
The singer, who came out as nonbinary and uses they/them and she/her pronouns interchangeably, sang to the pulsing beat with an abstract background inspired by science fiction films.
The track was the lead single from her most recent album If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power.
She was back for her second and final song with Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac providing acoustic guitar.
She was dressed in a voluminous black dress and a wide-brimmed hat with a veil while singing her ballad Darling.
Her big night: Kim’s debut comes after a whirlwind week of 20-hour work days and consultations with her estranged husband Kanye West and other comedians; Kim seen leaving her hotel Saturday with Kanye following
Fox News previously reported that while Kim is ‘nervous’ about her live-TV appearance because it’s a ‘big challenge,’ though she’s ‘determined to be a success.’
Kanye has helped to calm her nerves with tips for her monologue and even the kinds of outfits she should wear during the broadcast.
Kim filed for divorce from the Donda rapper earlier this year, but they’ve managed to keep up a strong relationship when it comes to their parenting, and she has even supported him at the listening parties for his latest album.
Notably, in the promo which SNL shared on Instagram, the KUWTK star recited her name as ‘Kim Kardashian West,’ retaining her Kanye’s last name, which was also featured on promotional images put out by SNL
Working hard: Kim shared that she finished rehearsals in the early morning hours of Saturday after a 20-hour-long day
Sinking her teeth in: Kim Kardashian showcased her acting chops as she questioned whether she will ‘look the best’ in a hilarious promo for her hosting debut on Saturday Night Live
Ouch! She brutally shut down Cecily after she suggested they start a girl group. ‘We already said “no” when you pitched that backstage’
Kim will be hosting with Halsey providing the musical entertainment.
In the promo for this week’s episode, Kim jokingly played a mean girl as she shut down SNL star Cecily Strong.
‘Oh my gosh, this crazy thought just occurred to me in this exact moment right now,’ Cecily jumped in once Kim introduced Halsey. ‘Should we start our own girl group?’
The pop star firmly replied: ‘Absolutely not,’ with Kim adding: ‘We already said “no” when you pitched that backstage.’
‘Oh, you could hear me,’ Cecily replied. ‘I wasn’t sure because security had me in a headlock.’
Earlier in the day, Kim gave SNL’s fans a rare look into her preparation when she took over the show’s Instagram account.
Although she didn’t appear to be focused on rehearsals for the day, she showed off multiple stunning ensembles for photoshoots.
Pretty in pink: The long-running sketch comedy show announced a social takeover earlier this week, and Kim commenced to share a short video of herself in a hot pink crushed velvet suit
According to TMZ, Kim has been getting tips on making the audience laugh from standup icons Dave Chappelle, Amy Schumer, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Wolf, and James Corden.
They’ve been helping her to nail her rhythm and comic timing, as well as giving her tips on things to mention in the monologue, which the host often collaborates on.
On Friday a source told DailyMail.com exclusively: ‘Kim is really apprehensive about it and wants people there she trusts who can have her back and make her feel like this is a fun experience and not some massive hurdle.’