Madonna is unveiling a new facet of her personality in a casual, spoof clip with Instagram king The Fat Jew.
The singer, 59, can be seen in the video, unveiled today, during a pampering session with the 35-year-old social media star, whose real name is Josh Ostrovsky, trading beauty secrets.
‘You know what I think, Josh?’ Madonna asks her spa buddy while spritzing herself with product. ‘Pampering is the key to youth. I spray my face with rose mist spray and I feel like I’m walking through a garden of… something.’
Just chilling: Madonna is unveiling a new facet of her personality in a casual, spoofy clip with Instagram king The Fat Jew (pictured), which she unveiled today
Me time: The singer, 59, can be seen in the video , unveiled today, during a pampering session with the 35-year-old social media star
Turn back time: Madonna looks like a china doll in the video, which sees her showing off totally flawless, pale skin
Josh at first seems to agree and tells her: ‘People ask me all the time, “Why do you look so glowing, like you’re pregnant?” And I say it’s because I mist myself with rosé all day long.’
As it turns out, Josh is apparently convinced rosé wine and rose mist spray—due to their similar names and spellings—have the same effect.
Madonna immediately takes it upon herself to warn him that that is not the case, exclaiming: ‘Josh, it’s f*****g rosé!’
Josh appears briefly shocked to realize his mistake, but that feeling is quickly dissipated when Madonna asks to try his spray, handing him her rose mist instead.
‘It works, though, I’m telling you,’ Josh insists as he hands her the bottle, which reads ‘white girl rosé’.
Tips: Josh at one point tells her: ‘People ask me all the time, “Why do you look so glowing, like you’re pregnant?” And I say it’s because I mist myself with rosé all day long’
Remedies: As it turns out, Josh is apparently convinced his rosé wine (pictured) and rose mist spray—due to their similar names and spellings—have the same effect
Madonna promptly starts spraying wine into her mouth and on her face, asking her friend: ‘Will it send me down a spiral of shame?’
Josh doesn’t try to hide the effects of the wine, telling her: ‘You’re gonna make some really questionable decisions.’
That however doesn’t appear to deter the singer, who promptly shoots back: ‘I’ve been doing that for 33 years, and I will wake up in Fresno.’
‘You’re gonna wake up with really weird things in your purse,’ Josh continues, to which Madonna replies: ‘I do that too!’
Josh can then be heard mentioning ‘a Filippino man’s driver’s license’ as one of the items he presumably found among his personal belongings after a night out.
Cheers! Madonna immediately takes it upon herself to explain his mistake to Josh, exclaiming: ‘Josh, it’s f*****g rosé!’ before agreeing to try the wine
Buddies: Josh doesn’t try to hide the effects of the wine, telling her: ‘You’re gonna make some really questionable decisions’ before the pair start trading wine-related anecdotes
The two seem to get along so well, Josh tells Madonna: ‘I feel like you’re like of my best friends. We’re like the same person!’
‘Yeah, only you’re fat,’ she replies. Josh seems to agree, observing: ‘I’m just fat.’
Both then launch in unison in a drawn-out ‘Yes, b***h.’
The video, which is meant to promote Madonna’s upcoming skincare line MDNA Skin, due to launch later this month, then briefly cuts to the image of one of the products.
But the image then goes back to the duo, long enough for Madonna to belch unapologetically before smiling and telling her friend: ‘Excuse me.’