An Australian mother has penned a hilarious advert for an AU $1200 stroller she calls the ‘pram of prams’.
Taking to classifieds site Gumtree with her advert, the mother, from WA, listed her Bugaboo Donkey duo for sale, describing the item as ‘over $2500 worth of prammy fabulousness’.
‘The Queen of Prams. Operates a double pram or single with a side shopping basket, yaaaasss no squished soggy bread in the bottom of yo pram from the 3 litre Harvey Fresh (support local Dairy Farmers),’ [sic] the seller wrote.
An Australian mother has penned a hilarious advert for an AU $1200 stroller she calls the ‘pram of prams’ (stock image)
Taking to Gumtree with her advert , the mother, from WA, listed her Bugaboo Donkey duo (pictured) for sale, describing the item as ‘over $2500 worth of prammy fabulousness’
The mother described the pricey item as ‘the Queen of Prams’ and was perfect for shopping
Adding that her item had a 2015 aluminium frame and was in good condition, she said she took photos of it with just one side in operation as ‘I have never used the second seat because my kids try to kill each other’.
Listing the specifications of the black stroller, she said it had ‘1 x bassinet perfect as an extra large shopping basket for those retail therapy cos ya husband is too lazy to change a nappy and would it kill him to pick up his bloody dirty jocks days’
The descriptive seller also said the pram has a ‘custom reversible seat liner’ as well as belt covers with deer or French bulldogs – something she described as ‘cute af’.
She added that the pram was available from 8 October as ‘it has one more tour of duty planned’ for 7 October (stock image)
Concluding her advert, the mother said she didn’t actually wish to part with it at all
Other useful additions included ‘1 x comfort wheel board (the bike seat thing) and adaptor to stop your toddler whining their legs are sore after walking 3 meters. It also means you can carry three children, if you’re brave enough to live that life.
‘2 x rain covers (never used, one still in packaging, you could probably shove more shopping in those)
‘1 x side basket which may result in accidental shoplifting after newborn sleep deprivation, keeps the Kmart security on their toes.
‘1 x bag thingy, completely impractical, but it looks cool,’ the seller added.
Concluding her advert, the mother said she didn’t actually wish to part with it at all.
‘I love this pram and I don’t want to sell it because I feel like an actual Kardashian when I hit Coles with it,’ the mother wrote (pictured is Kim Kardashian)
‘Pick up only, or I may deliver if you catch me on a good day and offer wine,’ the mother concluded
‘I love this pram and I don’t want to sell it because I feel like an actual Kardashian when I hit Coles with it,’ she wrote.
‘My babes are now too big and I need a new pair of Manolo Blahniks because I dropped a meat lovers pizza on my other ones.’
She added that the pram was available from 8 October as ‘it has one more tour of duty planned’ for 7 October.
‘Pick up only, or I may deliver if you catch me on a good day and offer wine.’