At the start of a game of Monopoly, I’m keen to play.
But as the board fills up with houses and hotels, I start to dread my move. Instead, the fun comes from watching the other players roll the dice and land on my property!
As retrograde Mercury aligns with Mars again today, there’s no fear of going round in exasperating circles. This is a chance to reconsider our motives on future progress. Even if passing Go is risky, moving forwards will be fun.
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ARIES
March 21 – April 20
As Mercury links to your ruler, Mars, your sensitivity is so great that you need to take care. If someone wants to create a problem, they only have to deliver information in a certain tone of voice and you’ll leap into action (no matter how irrelevant or ridiculous their words might be). Although it won’t be easy to think before you hurl yourself into the fray, try. With so much power at your disposal, you don’t want to waste it on irrelevancies. Not when you can use the energy to do so much good. Live life to the full. There is helpful advice and pleasing news in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS
April 21- May 21
The tagline for the film Alien ran: ‘In space, no one can hear you scream’ . But we don’t have to launch ourselves beyond the Earth’s atmosphere to lose our voices. Just being in a room full of people makes it hard to be heard: the cacophony of sound easily rivals a vacuum! Yet, when we need to be sure we’re communicating with someone, it’s a combination of words and body language (not volume) that allows us to gain their full attention. By speaking thoughtfully you can make yourself heard today. Do you need support? What’s the best way to move forward and ensure success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5602.
Astrology expert Oscar Cainer, pictured, says this is a chance to reconsider our motives on future progress
GEMINI
May 22 – June 22
Have you ever been riding a bike when the chain slips off? For a moment, you pedal frantically, getting nowhere. Life sometimes feels similarly unproductive. No matter how hard we try to progress, it doesn’t come to anything. We all experience moments like this. And we get over them. It’s frustrating but no lasting damage is done. Unless, of course, we see ourselves as victims and wallow in disappointment. Today brings a chance to make progress. Keep positive. Don’t miss it. There’s no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. Your week- ahead forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER
June 23 – July 23
Sometimes we have to make sacrifices. This might involve taking on work we don’t want to do just so we can pay the bills. It’s true, though, that some people are fortunate: they enjoy doing what they do. They’re content with how things are and wouldn’t change a thing. As retrograde Mercury and Mars link, you get the chance to think about what you’d like to alter in your world. If you’re doing something purely for money (and it doesn’t touch your heart), you can make changes that render it fulfilling. Your week-ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO
July 24 – August 23
In The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, writer C.S. Lewis uses the king of the jungle to represent the saviour of Narnia. You can identify with this story. As a Leo, you have natural power and authority. Although you’re unable to make everyone do your bidding, with your charisma and charm you can encourage people to support your ideas. Use your strengths to great effect today. Demonstrate your talents. Your courage and leadership will benefit others who are less confident. What does your heart desire? How can you achieve what your really want? Call your latest weekly forecast: 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO
August 24 – September 23
You’re dealing with so many complicated scenarios it’s hardly surprising you’re feeling worn down. You’re still being your kind, generous self. But it’s demoralising to realise that those favours aren’t reciprocated. It’s not that you expect gratitude, but when you need support, you can’t help notice that the effort you’re putting in doesn’t seem to be returned. Whatever happened to karma? Well, it works to its own schedule. The help you desire is on its way and will prove well worth the wait. You know what you need to change. You can make it happen. Your week-ahead forecast contains important advice. Call 0906 751 5606.
As retrograde Mercury aligns with Mars again today, there’s no fear of going round in exasperating circles. Stock image used
LIBRA
September 24 – October 23
Some people do seem determined to take the magic out of everything. When it comes to the mysterious aspects of our world, they react with scorn if it can’t be scientifically proved. The consequence of this kind of attitude is that we downplay ideas that can’t be justified logically. It’s as if actions based on ‘irrational’ feelings are guaranteed to fail. Deep in your heart, you ‘know’ what you want to do. A plan is forming. Just because it’s based on intuition doesn’t mean it’s not wise. There are reasons to feel positive. If you want good news, call for your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO
October 24 – November 22
Have you ever gone into an argument with fixed views, only to find yourself changing your opinion? It’s disconcerting when convictions turn to doubts. Have we acquiesced to someone else’s ideas just because they deliver them with authority? Does that mean we’re weaker than them? As retrograde Mercury links with Mars, taking a quieter approach and listening to what others disagree over will help you take steps to reach an agreement that people can go along with (no matter how different their views). To hear how you can change your life for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS
November 23 – December 21
why does our planet seem full of people happy to sit and wait for life to bring them rewards? If they’ve done enough, why should they do more? Why go to any effort when you can just sit around and see what turns up? It goes without saying that this isn’t your way. Sagittarians are movers and shakers. Yet today, as retrograde Mercury links with Mars, you might gain from being easy-going. An urgent issue matters less than you think. Just take the pressure off. Don’t worry about the future. Understand it, embrace it and transform it. Learn how in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN
December 22 – January 20
The journey through life sometimes feels like navigating a small boat across open seas. With clear skies and a following wind, we can cover significant distances with little effort. But when gales blow, it can take every ounce of power to keep our position, let alone make headway. Moving forwards is almost impossible. You’ve been working hard without any visible signs of progress. Yet you’ve accomplished more than you think. Today brings evidence that your efforts are starting to pay off. Auspicious alignments suggest good times lie ahead. Learn more in your latest in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS
January 21 – February 19
When we give someone a present, we want it to be perfect and ensure it’s beautifully wrapped. Even though we know the packaging will be removed in an instant, we want our gift to look as good as it can. If someone presents you with an idea today, it’s worth looking beyond the attractive way it’s being packaged. Make sure you don’t value the presentation more highly than the content. Dig a bit deeper. Hold back on your enthusiasm. Things aren’t quite what they seem. Need to change something in your world? Your latest four-minute forecast tells you how. Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES
February 20 – March 20
Remember when phonelines were answered with ‘How can I help you?’ Nowadays, it takes a marathon of waiting before you can speak to a human. Yet even back then, the help being offered was limited to a specific service. The help you need right now is complex. Ideally, you’d like some sort of celestial, all-knowing assistance but you’re not sure that’s realistic. Yet someone (or something) is about to help you. Don’t give up. You may have to hang on the line a bit longer, but it will be worthwhile. Make the most of your opportunities. Your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast contains inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5612.
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