They say the truth comes out when you’re drunk, but some people end up revealing rather too much after imbibing one too many.
People have shared their funniest examples of drunk texting with Reddit, proving that it’s probably best to step away from the phone if you’re feeling tipsy.
One ebullient mother texted her daughter from the bar while enjoying a two for one offer on Chardonnay, signing off with ‘I’m glad I kept you.’
And an emotional man texted multiple declarations of love to his girlfriend Julia before adding, without explanation: ‘I throw my hands up in the air sometimes.’
From requests for FaceTime sex to unintelligible ramblings, these hilarious messages will at least have taken the edge off the sore head the next day.
An ebullient mother couldn’t resist checking in with her daughter in the midst of a two for one chardonnay offer
![Everyone dreams of getting a compliment such as 'lady pants' from an intoxicated suitor](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406549400000578-4864562-image-a-31_1504855331189.jpg)
Everyone dreams of getting a compliment such as ‘lady pants’ from an intoxicated suitor
![Julia received an outpouring of affection, before her suitor decided to have a little dance](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654C800000578-4864562-image-a-35_1504855708050.jpg)
Julia received an outpouring of affection, before her suitor decided to have a little dance
![It's an easy mistake to make! A drunken reveller was convinced his friend had a miniature lion in his house](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406547800000578-4864562-image-a-15_1504854109840.jpg)
It’s an easy mistake to make! A drunken reveller was convinced his friend had a miniature lion in his house
![Life lesson 101: Do not remove bottle caps with your teeth, especially while intoxicated](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/07/440654A800000578-0-image-a-6_1504853558591.jpg)
Life lesson 101: Do not remove bottle caps with your teeth, especially while intoxicated
![Marisaa's hope that she wasn't too drunk was brought down to earth with a bang](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654C300000578-4864562-image-a-32_1504855377418.jpg)
Marisaa’s hope that she wasn’t too drunk was brought down to earth with a bang
![It's probably safe to say that no sexual encounter will be happening in the future either after this message](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/07/440654EB00000578-4864562-image-m-9_1504853930249.jpg)
It’s probably safe to say that no sexual encounter will be happening in the future either after this message
![Just when you've convinced yourself that you really weren't that tipsy, there's always someone there to remind you off your frolics with tampons](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/07/440654A400000578-4864562-image-a-10_1504853960139.jpg)
Just when you’ve convinced yourself that you really weren’t that tipsy, there’s always someone there to remind you off your frolics with tampons
![Patty may be drunk, but at least she now has a fetching new accessory](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654A000000578-4864562-image-a-14_1504854079281.jpg)
Patty may be drunk, but at least she now has a fetching new accessory
![Note to self: Waking someone up with a request for FaceTime sex is never likely to end well](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654E400000578-4864562-image-a-16_1504854279878.jpg)
Note to self: Waking someone up with a request for FaceTime sex is never likely to end well
![It seems that this person was feeling the worse for wear after having one too many](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654E000000578-4864562-image-a-17_1504854323469.jpg)
It seems that this person was feeling the worse for wear after having one too many
![The morning after the night before: The downside to a big night out is paying for it the next day](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654DC00000578-4864562-image-a-18_1504854349928.jpg)
The morning after the night before: The downside to a big night out is paying for it the next day
![When you're in a vulnerable state, there's always a 'friend' there to take advantage](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654AC00000578-4864562-image-a-19_1504854377437.jpg)
When you’re in a vulnerable state, there’s always a ‘friend’ there to take advantage
![This could have been the beginning of a beautiful friendship](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654BC00000578-4864562-image-a-20_1504854956005.jpg)
This could have been the beginning of a beautiful friendship
![When you're so drunk you think a truck is a Transformer, it's probably time to go home](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406547400000578-4864562-image-a-23_1504855094241.jpg)
When you’re so drunk you think a truck is a Transformer, it’s probably time to go home
![Who hasn't been overcome by the feeling that they are in fact Batman, during a drunken session?](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654D800000578-4864562-image-a-34_1504855652048.jpg)
Who hasn’t been overcome by the feeling that they are in fact Batman, during a drunken session?
![This person's plea for help didn't get too far as they were too intoxicated to type any sense](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406547C00000578-4864562-image-a-24_1504855114175.jpg)
This person’s plea for help didn’t get too far as they were too intoxicated to type any sense
![I think it's safe to say that this request for a smooch came from someone who had been on the beer](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406548000000578-4864562-image-a-26_1504855175100.jpg)
I think it’s safe to say that this request for a smooch came from someone who had been on the beer
![No embarrassment here: Apparently singing songs into the fish tank is not drunken behaviour](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406548400000578-4864562-image-a-27_1504855194203.jpg)
No embarrassment here: Apparently singing songs into the fish tank is not drunken behaviour
![It looks like this woman could have received a marriage proposal hidden in this outpouring](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406548800000578-4864562-image-a-28_1504855225664.jpg)
It looks like this woman could have received a marriage proposal hidden in this outpouring
![Even when he's had a lot to drink, Jason is still the epitome of charm](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406549000000578-4864562-image-a-29_1504855269095.jpg)
Even when he’s had a lot to drink, Jason is still the epitome of charm
![Let's hope she doesn't want the damage fixed before the hangover has blown over](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/4406548C00000578-4864562-image-a-30_1504855298900.jpg)
Let’s hope she doesn’t want the damage fixed before the hangover has blown over
![At least it's much more sensible to pretend you're driving with a paper plate as the steering wheel if you're over the limit](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/08/08/440654CC00000578-4864562-image-a-33_1504855419368.jpg)
At least it’s much more sensible to pretend you’re driving with a paper plate as the steering wheel if you’re over the limit