Pub’s amazing list of banned customers has everyone saying the same thing

A pub’s list of banned patrons has gone viral after it revealed the notorious character’s colourful monikers rather than actual names, including ‘That Blonde B****’, ‘Mickey Two Suits’, and ‘Staring Pervert’.

Shared to Reddit page CasualUK, the resurfaced post was immediately flooded with speculation about what the punters had done to deserve total banishment from the pub, believed to be in South London. 

At the top of the list was Jason, who apparently is so nefarious that he only goes by his first name, followed by Adam the Deaf Guy, One Armed Kieth (sic), Mickey Two Suits, Fat Paul, and the hilariously named Vitriolic Queen… Oohh it’s not Hoxton.’

Elsewhere on the list, other barred customers included: ‘The Glaswegian, The Ginger Drunk T**t called Angus, That Blonde ‘B****, Crazy Linda,‘The Ex Con Chav T**t, Tall Chavvy Fighting Idiot of Old,’ and the less threatening-sounding Mr Beaumont and Mr Roe.

Meanwhile, a customer called Danny was given an unflattering handwritten addendum to say, ‘he’s back and he’s fat’.  

Surely every pub has a similar list of misfits no longer welcome inside but they may not use such colourful language to describe them (stock photo) 

In addition to the typed up list of those ‘still barred’ extras were scrawled on in pen  or added roughly via a sticky note.

One such former drinker was branded ‘Starving Pervert’, noting that he ‘always comes in a crash helmet and drinks ale’.

While another was branded, ‘Flat Cap Coke Fiend’ who has been barred for threatening regulars.

There’s also ‘Shaun’, who staff confirm is ‘still barred’ but ‘snuck in on Sunday’, followed by ‘Adrian the Chef!’ who apparently kept hitting people and is now not able to drink there.

Commenters joked that the pub was probably a lot less interesting after all these characters were banned 

Last on the record were ‘Rupert and Pongo’ who sound as if they could be children’s TV presenters.

Clearly delighted by the list of banned punters, people rushed to leave their comments and thoughts on the matter.

One Redditor penned underneath: ‘I have never met any of these people, but I do know that this pub is nowhere near as interesting as it used to be.’

‘Their own chef ..lol,’ laughed another social media user at the sight of Adrian’s name.

A third person added: ‘Honestly this sounds like a lot of fun. Crazy Linda? Fat Paul. Mickey Two Suits?’

‘Aww what did Fat Paul do?’ questioned a fifth reader.

Another person reminisced of their own experience, writing: ‘Reminds me of the incident book from when I used to work in a wine shop, so glad that thing never ended up in court cause it was full of comments like this.’

While one Redditor asked: ‘Does anyone else get the feeling Mr Roe is a good guy and was banned unfairly?’