Sex sells and retired NFL star Jason Kelce is a natural salesman.
Voted one of People’s ‘Sexist Men’ in 2023, the former Philadelphia Eagles center filmed an advertisement for the brewing company he co-owns with his brother, Travis. And like so many other beer commercials, Kelce’s involves a car wash, some bathing suits, and an epic serving of epidermis.
‘Dude, this sucks,’ ex-Eagles nose tackle Beau Allen tells his former teammate, Kelce.
The two were standing around Kelce’s Tesla Cybertruck with Allen complaining about the low water pressure trickling out from the hose.
‘It’s gonna take forever,’ Kelce agreed before being inspired by a Garage Beer bumper sticker adorning his electric vehicle.
Former Eagles nose tackle Beau Allen sprays Jason Kelce with the hose during a beer ad
The two former Eagles teammates are seen downing Garage Beer cans and washing a Tesla
Kelce’s red bathing suit allowed him to show off his legs by placing one foot on his bumper
Kelce quickly tosses Allen a can of Garage Beer, which inexplicably manages to improve the water pressure. Both men douse themselves in light beer and water before getting shirtless and dancing to ZZ Top’s ‘Gimme All Your Lovin.’
Various highlights include Kelce snapping a can of beer to Allen out of the shotgun, as well as another shot where the retired offensive lineman spikes a beer on the driveway.
Best of all, the video ends with both Kelce and Allen relieving themselves on some bushes.
‘WTH did I just watch?’ former NFL offensive lineman Ross Tucker wrote on X. ‘And more importantly why wasn’t I invited?’
‘PLEASE tell me there will be a calendar!!’ one fan added.
The company’s social media team quickly responded: ‘I like the way you think.’
The Kelce brothers bought into the beer company over the summer.
‘For me, the brand fits my lifestyle, and having a few beers is a great excuse to get the neighbors together,’ Jason Kelce said in a statement at the time.
‘If you like good beer, this is a good beer,’ Travis Kelce said on the brothers’ podcast, New Heights.
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