- Fitness spots have made their facilities a bit more welcoming with hilarious signs
- Gyms joked about ‘practicing safe sets’ and ‘cracking walnuts with butt cheeks’
- Others said guests can ‘tailor’ their birthday suits and perfect their bikini bodies
The gym can be an intimidating place for anyone to exercise for the first time.
But some fitness spots have made their facilities a bit more welcoming with hilarious signs to convince people to come inside.
Some gyms joked about ‘practicing safe sets’ and ‘cracking walnuts with butt cheeks’ on their welcome signs.
Others said that guests can ‘tailor’ their birthday suits inside and work to perfect their bikini body.
A few gyms have funny signs inside too, urging people to re-rack their weights and watch their children – who would be ‘sold’ if left unsupervised.
Here, MailOnline shares some of the funniest signs spotted at gyms.
What’s more enticing than a funny sign? Some gyms try to lure people in with jokey signs, with one saying it’s ‘easy’ to get fat. Another makes a sexual innuendo with the phrase ‘Practice safe sets’
Better run fast: Another sign warns of a potential alien invasion, suggesting that those who are bigger will be eaten first
A lot going on: In a gym in a Spanish-speaking country, a sign featuring penguins lifting weights and using exercise equipment welcome people to the workout area
Intense goals: One gym suggested that gym goers get their glutes so strong that they can crack nuts with them. Another asked gym goers to ‘stomp Mel Gibson’ on the tredmill
Jokes: One sign joked about the stereotype that the only thing people people who are vegan and people who do crossfit talk about is being vegan and doing crossfit
Just make a small change: One 24 Fitness told ‘fat and ugly’ people to stop being fat by working out. Another made a joke about squatting over the toilet
Every year: One gym took advantage of the time of year when everyone is getting ready for holidays and suggested people join a gym
Decent offers: One gym joked that people should ‘beat up’ construction workers who cat call, while another joked that ‘birthday suits’ are tailored at the gym
But what if it’s catchy? One gym owner who’s clearly not a Justin Bieber fan said that any time a gym goer leaves weights lying around, the singer writes a new song
Nice try: Forget education, one gym says, suggesting that working out is far more important
Dire situations: In a rude sign about bathroom etiquette, a gym told people ot to speak to others while on the toilet
Get a babysitter! One gym warned against leaving children unattended while working out, saying they will be ‘sold’
Girls are strong! A Retro Fitness branch joked that if a customer is too weak to put weights back on a rack, the women at the front desk could help
Unfortunate translation: In an apparent translation-gone-wrong, one gym asked people not to ‘stay naked in the locker room’