1. A pair of slippers
2. Second-hand clothing
3. An autobiography of someone I didn’t like
4. A workout DVD
5. A hand-made gift like jam or chutney
6. Sexy underwear from my other half
7. A hairbrush
8. An olive oil and balsamic vinegar set
9. Thermals
10. Underwear from a boss
11. Novelty apron
12. An opened box of chocolates
13. A mop and bucket
14. A dead plant
15. A Christmas hamper from the PREVIOUS year
16. Mouthwash
17. Chocolate body paint
18. A naughty calendar
19. Slimming pants
20. A dustpan and brush
21. A coffee mug stolen from a well-known coffee chain
22. A vacuum cleaner
23. A new broom
24. A gym membership
25. Maternity clothes when you weren’t pregnant
26. A half-drunk bottle of wine
27. An expired bank notes
28. A push up bra
29. A basket of fruit ‘on the turn’
30. Botox