Stefanovic, Paris, Ruby: Biggest celeb breakdowns of 2017?

2017 will forever be remembered as the year of the celebrity meltdown.

Rising stars like Lorde got booted from Taylor Swift’s ‘squad,’ while Shane Warne chucked a hissy when someone said was the new Bachelor.

The nation watched-on with glee as stars crumbled under the weight of their own ego – one even texting their ex and best mate to let them know ‘I can hear you.’

So from Karl Stefanovic’s Bundy Rum to Mel Greig’s misfiring bum: What were the craziest celebrity tantrums of 2017?

Meltdowns! 2017 will forever be remembered as the year of the celebrity meltdown, but with so many to choose from, what were the craziest tantrums of 2017?

‘You guys are f**kin’ cowards’: Paris Jackson’s Melbourne Cup window cleaning service

Sounds fun! Myer got a lot of bang out of their reported $100,000 outlay for Michael Jackson's daughter Paris this year, who didn't even know what a 'Melbourne Cup' was

Sounds fun! Myer got a lot of bang out of their reported $100,000 outlay for Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris this year, who didn’t even know what a ‘Melbourne Cup’ was

Myer got a lot of bang out of their reported $100,000 outlay for Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris this year, who didn’t  even know what a ‘Melbourne Cup’ was.

 ‘When I was first told about this I kind of figured it was a Dodgers stadium, baseball experience where you sit in a cap and jeans and you eat a hot dog,’ she told Vogue.

 She forgot to mention some of the more niche Dodger traditions, like when fans lick the windows of the stadium sponsors corporate box.

Like the Superbowl? 'When I was first told about this I kind of figured it was a Dodgers stadium, baseball experience where you sit in a cap and jeans and you eat a hotdog,' she told Vogue

Like the Superbowl? ‘When I was first told about this I kind of figured it was a Dodgers stadium, baseball experience where you sit in a cap and jeans and you eat a hotdog,’ she told Vogue

So it’s hard to blame the 19-year-old for the backlash triggered when she did the same at the Myer marquee on cup day.

The Herald Sun rubbed the beauty the wrong way, sharing one of the window licking images alongside the headline ‘Wacko Jacko 2.0’.

Window cleaner! So it's hard to blame the 19-year-old for the backlash triggered when she made the bizarre choice to lick the windows in the Myer marquee on cup day

Window cleaner! So it’s hard to blame the 19-year-old for the backlash triggered when she made the bizarre choice to lick the windows in the Myer marquee on cup day

She snapped-back in dramatic fashion on Twitter: ‘cute. you guys are f**kin’ cowards,’ she wrote, tagging the Australian newspaper.

 ‘I couldn’t care less what they call me tbh but adding the “2.0” is their way of dragging my father into it and THAT i will not stand for.’  

 ‘A load of made up s**t’: Warnie’s Bachie brain snap 

Hit for six! Back in October, Shane Warne was driven to the brink when New Idea claimed he could be Channel Ten's most eligible Bachelor star for 2018

Hit for six! Back in October, Shane Warne was driven to the brink when New Idea claimed he could be Channel Ten’s most eligible Bachelor star for 2018

Shane Warne is Australia’s most eligible Bachelor.

But back in October, he was driven to the brink when New Idea claimed he could also be Channel Ten’s most eligible Bachelor star for 2018.

The ‘King of Spin’ himself didn’t like getting hit for six, taking to Twitter for an epic rant, labelling them ‘No Idea’ and insisting truth would prevail.   

'No idea': The 'King of Spin' himself didn't like getting hit for six, taking to Twitter for an epic rant, labelling them 'No Idea' and allegedly calling the claims 'a made up bunch of s**t'

‘No idea’: The ‘King of Spin’ himself didn’t like getting hit for six, taking to Twitter for an epic rant, labelling them ‘No Idea’ and allegedly calling the claims ‘a made up bunch of s**t’

Just sayin': Of course, the self-love champion made sure to add: 'Although I reckon I¿d probably make a pretty good Bachelor and it would be pretty entertaining'

Just sayin’: Of course, the self-love champion made sure to add: ‘Although I reckon I’d probably make a pretty good Bachelor and it would be pretty entertaining’

According to News Corp, he told his mates the claims he was going to be The Bachelor were ‘a bunch of made up s**t.’

Of course, the self-love champion made sure to add: ‘Although I reckon I’d probably make a pretty good Bachelor and it would be pretty entertaining.’ 

‘I’m not playing the victim,’ he continued, ‘Don’t write something that’s completely made up, untrue… The public deserves to know the truth about it.’ 

‘It’s like having a friend with very specific allergies’: Lorde’s Swift fall from grace

Squad scuffle: New Zealand-born songstress Lorde was reportedly booted from Taylor Swift's infamous 'Squad' this year, after two unfortunate brain snaps.

Squad scuffle: New Zealand-born songstress Lorde was reportedly booted from Taylor Swift’s infamous ‘Squad’ this year, after two unfortunate brain snaps.

New Zealand-born songstress Lorde was reportedly booted from Taylor Swift’s infamous ‘Squad’ this year.

In June, she broke one of the notoriously exclusive club’s unwritten rules: never compare being friends with the leader to having an autoimmune disease.  

‘It’s like having a friend with very specific allergies. There are certain places you can’t go together. Certain things you can’t do,’ she said. 

Whoops! In June, she broke one of the notoriously exclusive club's unwritten rules: never compare being friends with the leader to having an autoimmune disease

Whoops! In June, she broke one of the notoriously exclusive club’s unwritten rules: never compare being friends with the leader to having an autoimmune disease

The story blew-up, as Lorde profusely apologised on Twitter: ‘Didn’t mention taylor, but regardless, i f***** up & that was really insensitive. i’m sorry,’ she wrote. 

But weeks later, she slipped-up again, suggesting in an interview with Sunrise’s David Koch that her squad member’s badge had been revoked.

 ‘I don’t hang out with these people at all,’ she insisted when asked about Taylor’s squad, cringing and groaning when Kochie tried to claim she ‘part of the squad.’  

'I don't hang out with these people at all': But weeks later, she slipped-up again, suggesting in an interview with Sunrise's David Koch that her squad member's badge had been revoked

‘I don’t hang out with these people at all’: But weeks later, she slipped-up again, suggesting in an interview with Sunrise’s David Koch that her squad member’s badge had been revoked

Treading carefully! Her second brain snap was followed by her second Twitter retraction, this time via a lengthier, very carefully worded statement

Treading carefully! Her second brain snap was followed by her second Twitter retraction, this time via a lengthier, very carefully worded statement

Her second brain snap was followed by her second Twitter retraction, this time via a lengthier, very carefully worded statement.

 ‘It was never some exclusive club or secret society, but a wide circle of people, some of whom I know, and some who I’ve never met, like most wide groups of friends,’ Lorde said. ‘

‘Forgive me for the mild eyeroll I popped when it was brought up as if we’re all blood members of a secret cult.’ 

 ‘Really warms my heart’: Ruby Rose vs Lisa Origiliassio 

Swipe" When the rest of Australia was celebrating the legalisation of same-sex marriage, Ruby Rose was instead drafting a sarcastic swipe at Lisa Origliasso - her girlfriend's twin sister

Swipe” When the rest of Australia was celebrating the legalisation of same-sex marriage, Ruby Rose was instead drafting a sarcastic swipe at Lisa Origliasso – her girlfriend’s twin sister

Ruby Rose’s apparent tiff with her girlfriend Jess Origliasso’s twin sister Lisa remains shrouded in mystery.

When the rest of Australia was celebrating the legalisation of same-sex marriage, the actress was instead drafting a sarcastic swipe at Lisa’s enthusiasm.

The full Tweet read: ‘So glad to see Lisa Origliasso screaming in excitement about the yes vote after telling us she thinks we should feel ‘lucky’ we don’t get stoned to death like they do in other countries and to get over it a few months ago.’

'Warms my heart': Ruby Rose's apparent tiff with her girlfriend Jess Origliasso's twin sister Lisa remains shrouded in mystery

‘Warms my heart’: Ruby Rose’s apparent tiff with her girlfriend Jess Origliasso’s twin sister Lisa remains shrouded in mystery

All sorted? Lisa offered an almost immediate denial of the allegations put forward by her sister's lover, and Ruby later semi-convincingly insisted they'd build a bridge

All sorted? Lisa offered an almost immediate denial of the allegations put forward by her sister’s lover, and Ruby later semi-convincingly insisted they’d build a bridge

‘…Really warms my heart,’ she added, also including the rolling eyes emoji. 

Lisa offered an almost immediate denial of the allegations put forward by her sister’s lover, and Ruby later semi-convincingly insisted they’d build a bridge.

 ‘I just sharted’: Mel Greig faeces her biggest fears

'I just sharted': It started as a break-wind, but ended as a breakdown, as then-lovers Mel Greig and Steven Pollock came face to face with faeces on their Honeymoon

‘I just sharted’: It started as a break-wind, but ended as a breakdown, as then-lovers Mel Greig and Steven Pollock came face to face with faeces on their Honeymoon

It started as a break-wind, but ended as a breakdown, as two lovers came face to face with faeces.

In November, Mel Greig told an insane story from her Hawaiian Honeymoon with ex-hubby Steven Pollock, in which the word ‘shart’ was used liberally. 

The journalist had gone off red meat for three months before her wedding, eventually breaking her drought in an epic Honeymoon feast.

'Wasn't a fluff': After eating her first red meat in months, Mel claimed: 'I decided to sneak out a little fluff and it turns out it wasn't a little fluff... my bowel reacted to the read meat and I just sharted'

‘Wasn’t a fluff’: After eating her first red meat in months, Mel claimed: ‘I decided to sneak out a little fluff and it turns out it wasn’t a little fluff… my bowel reacted to the read meat and I just sharted’

The clean-up: The now-single star proceeded 'to pull myself across the grass like a dog with a dirty bum to try and clean up my mess'

The clean-up: The now-single star proceeded ‘to pull myself across the grass like a dog with a dirty bum to try and clean up my mess’

 ‘I decided to sneak out a little fluff and it turns out it wasn’t a little fluff,’ she penned via Yahoo.

‘My bowel reacted to the red meat and I looked at my husband under the moonlight and said those three little words: “I just sharted.” ‘

 The now-single star proceeded ‘to pull myself across the grass like a dog with a dirty bum to try and clean up my mess.’ 

 ‘I can’t remember four days of my life’: Roxy Jacenko loses marbles, misplaces kids

Roxy's lost marbles: Roxy Jacenko's year was so wild, her four-day meltdown wasn't even close to her biggest story,

Roxy’s lost marbles: Roxy Jacenko’s year was so wild, her four-day meltdown wasn’t even her biggest story, but it was sure her most epic, initially believed to be a simple Instagram break

Roxy Jacenko’s year was so wild, her four-day meltdown wasn’t even close to her biggest story – not that it didn’t deserve to be.

 The PR queen had her first extended absence from social media in May, leaving fans worried and fearing the worst.

Months later, she finally admitted to News Corp: ‘I basically lost my marbles,’ revealing she’d crashed her car and forgot where she’d left her kids.

'I lost my marbles': Months later, she finally admitted to News Corp: 'I basically lost my marbles,' revealing she'd crashed her car and forgot where she'd left her kids

‘I lost my marbles’: Months later, she finally admitted to News Corp: ‘I basically lost my marbles,’ revealing she’d crashed her car and forgot where she’d left her kids

Car crash: 'I crashed my car, I took my children (Pixie, 6 and Hunter, 3) to my parents-in-law and forgot they were there,' she told the publication, later citing health issues

Car crash: ‘I crashed my car, I took my children (Pixie, 6 and Hunter, 3) to my parents-in-law and forgot they were there,’ she told the publication, later citing health issues

 ‘I crashed my car, I took my children (Pixie, 6 and Hunter, 3) to my parents-in-law and forgot they were there,’ she told the publication.   

‘A doctor came to me, it was that bad. I cannot remember four days of my life.’ 

The Sweaty Betty founder has since cited her health issues and stress brought on from hubby Oliver Curtis being in jail for insider trading.

‘I can hear you’: Jarrod Woodgate in: How to lose friends and alienate people

'I can hear you': After The Bachelorette finale aired Jarrod Woodgate, Stu Laundy and Sophie Monk were placed in the same hotel, just metres away from each other

‘I can hear you’: After The Bachelorette finale aired Jarrod Woodgate, Stu Laundy and Sophie Monk were placed in the same hotel, just metres away from each other

 After The Bachelorette finale aired Jarrod Woodgate, Stu Laundy and Sophie Monk were placed in the same hotel, just metres away from each other. 

It had already been months since filming wrapped, meaning winner Stu and Bachelorette Sophie were comfortable sharing a room.

But things got awkward, when ‘stage five clinger’ Jarrod had a meltdown after hearing Sophie and Stu ‘celebrating’ their love next door.

Didn't work out: The episode in which his heart was broken was finally airing that night, but things got awkward after he had a meltdown when he heard Sophie and Stu 'celebrating' next door

Didn’t work out: The episode in which his heart was broken was finally airing that night, but things got awkward after he had a meltdown when he heard Sophie and Stu ‘celebrating’ next door

Oh dear! 'He texted me at one point and said "I can hear you," Stu revealed live on KIIS FM

Oh dear! ‘He texted me at one point and said “I can hear you,” Stu revealed live on KIIS FM

 ‘He texted me at one point and said “I can hear you,” Stu revealed live on KIIS FM. 

Impressed with the amount of noise the lovers had managed to make, show co-host Kyle Sandilands exclaimed: ‘What a stallion! Nobody has ever texted me saying that!’

Stu quipped back: ‘And we were four rooms away as well!’      

Stallion! Impressed with the amount of noise the lovers had managed to make, show co-host Kyle Sandilands exclaimed: 'What a stallion! Nobody has ever texted me saying that!'

Stallion! Impressed with the amount of noise the lovers had managed to make, show co-host Kyle Sandilands exclaimed: ‘What a stallion! Nobody has ever texted me saying that!’

‘Our struggling prawn farmers’: Karl Stefanovic’s  ready to Rum-ble! 

Rum-page: In a bizarre series of events, Today's million dollar man unleashed a furious tirade after images surfaced of him checking into a caravan park with 12-cans of rum

Rum-page: In a bizarre series of events, Today’s million dollar man unleashed a furious tirade after images surfaced of him checking into a caravan park with 12-cans of rum

 In a bizarre series of events, Today’s million dollar man unleashed a furious tirade after images surfaced of him checking into a caravan park with 12-cans of rum.

He was pictured stopping by a bottle shop to pick up some Bundy Rums on the NSW north coast in late April accompanied by a Channel Nine producer. 

The moment: He was pictured stopping by a bottle shop to pick up some Bundy Rums on the NSW north coast in late April accompanied by a Channel Nine producer

The moment: He was pictured stopping by a bottle shop to pick up some Bundy Rums on the NSW north coast in late April accompanied by a Channel Nine producer

Despite nobody suggesting there was an issue, he vigorously defended the images, insisting: ‘We were filming a story about our struggling prawn farmers, they deserve a rum or two.’

A Channel Nine spokesperson had also confirmed this to Daily Mail Australia, who stated as much prominently alongside the pictures.

Prawn farmers! Despite nobody suggesting there was an issue, he vigorously defended the images, insisting: 'We were filming a story about our struggling prawn farmers, they deserve a rum or two'

Prawn farmers! Despite nobody suggesting there was an issue, he vigorously defended the images, insisting: ‘We were filming a story about our struggling prawn farmers, they deserve a rum or two’

Yet Karl bizarrely claimed the pictures were an attack on women because he was carrying the rum cans before entering the caravan park with a female colleague.   

His outburst provoked a strong reaction on social media, with some users taking to Twitter and Facebook to call Karl out as a hypocrite.

‘What a load of crap coming from a “man” who treated his wife in such a deplorable manner,’ one person wrote on Twitter.     

Odd: et Karl bizarrely claimed the pictures were an attack on women because he was carrying the rum cans before entering the caravan park with a female colleague

Odd: et Karl bizarrely claimed the pictures were an attack on women because he was carrying the rum cans before entering the caravan park with a female colleague

‘Let’s let her f**king die’: In the jungle, everyone can Keira Maguire scream

Yes, Keira:Former Bachelor 'villain' Keira Maguire did not have a good time on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! this year, breaking down into tears on the very first day

Yes, Keira:Former Bachelor ‘villain’ Keira Maguire did not have a good time on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! this year, breaking down into tears on the very first day

Former Bachelor ‘villain’ Keira Maguire did not have a good time on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! this year, breaking down into tears on the very first day.

‘This is not okay! This is not okay!’ she screamed during a challenge, ‘Is this really what it’s going to be like the whole like? Just like, “Let’s let her f***ing die!”‘ 

 She reached fever pitch towards the end of her rant, raising her hands and shouting: ‘No one even cared! No one even cared!’

'This is not okay': 'This is not okay! This is not okay!' she screamed during a challenge, 'Is this really what it's going to be like the whole like? Just like, "Let's let her f***ing die!" '

‘This is not okay’: ‘This is not okay! This is not okay!’ she screamed during a challenge, ‘Is this really what it’s going to be like the whole like? Just like, “Let’s let her f***ing die!” ‘

In the clip, host Julia Morris is also shown rolling her eyes while Keira’s fellow camper Dane Swan looks rather surprised by her hysterical reaction. 

 ‘I’m not going to do anything I don’t want to,’ she said at one point, before Steve Price replied dryly: ‘Good luck with that.’ 

Good luck! 'I'm not going to do anything I don't want to,' she said at one point, before Steve Price replied dryly: 'Good luck with that'

Good luck! ‘I’m not going to do anything I don’t want to,’ she said at one point, before Steve Price replied dryly: ‘Good luck with that’



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