These hilarious drunk texts prove you shouldn’t drink and dial

Picking up your phone when you’ve had something alcoholic to drink is not the best idea, especially when you wake up hungover and find those risqué texts in the morning. 

A collection of screenshots put together by Aubtu shows hilarious texts that people from around the world have sent when intoxicated.

One picture shows a conversation that a drunk man named Will thought he was having with someone else, but it turns out he was texting himself the whole time.

Another inebriated person kept messaging their recent Uber driver and asking what they were up to hours after they were dropped off, before telling them that they worked too much and should ‘take a break’.

A man named Jordan drunkenly messaged Heinz’s Facebook account and said that he had a question about their beans. 

Although they responded asking what the question was, Jordan texted them back the next day admitting he was intoxicated when he sent the messages, before adding that he was ‘a big fan’.

Someone also tried logging into their online banking when they were tipsy, which meant they got sent four authorisation codes. But they thought it was a trick, responding with: ‘Your puzzles don’t scare me riddlemaster’. 

One drunken person texted ‘I love you so much baby’ to their boss instead of their girlfriend, to which he responded ‘Love you too, doll…’ 

We all love a holiday, but it seems one inebriated person took it a step too far, by messaging Gatwick Airport on Facebook saying: ‘Hey xx everything okay xx’ at 5am in the morning. 

FEMAIL have rounded together the funniest texts from the gallery, which will either give you the giggles or make you cringe.

Intoxicated Will thought he was texting someone else but he was actually sending messages to himself the whole time

One person messaged Gatwick Airport at 5am in the morning and asked if everything was okay

One person sent texts to their recent Uber driver hours after being dropped off and told them that they worked too hard 

One drunk person tried to gain access to their bank account and was sent a bunch of authorisation codes 

One person questioned whether their friend was high after they did some maths and thought they were made up of 1% cereal 

A rather embarrassing exchange with a stranger as this drunk person typed in the wrong number and went on to speak on about a personal topic 

One person mistakenly messaged their boss instead of their girlfriend and said that they loved them

That’s gotta hurt! Drunk texting your ex is a classic, but in this situation quite painful as their previous lover did not guess who it was, instead naming other names 

Alex responded to himself at four in the morning to a previous message asking if he was still out, he later responded to himself saying ‘Nah mate, I’m home now’ 

This person actually consumed alcohol to speak to this person, as they told them to hang on and two hours later said ‘Alright I’m drunk what’s up’

This inebriated person could not even string a sentence together and asked someone to pick them up as they were too ‘drnuk’ 

When asked to call someone, this person kept randomly sending the same photo of an oyster instead of pressing the phone button